Disclaimer: We don't own RENT. We don't own Harry Potter.

Important Note: We actually have rehearsed this (As we're going to try and put it on Youtube) so everything either works, we made it work, or is just hilarious in it's not working-ness. So suck it.

Tell Him It's Magic

Hagrid:
Tell him it's magic
Tell him that he is a wizard
And I will see him in a magic place
Where hope is always new

Their's was a short time
Their's was a love that never bloomed
Yet in that love there lives
A brand new hope
A calling out for you

Its call is soft and gentle
Tame and fine
It's docile and benign

Dumbledore:

A magic Dumbledine
What can I say? Our walls greatly adorn
Our ghosts are all forlorn
There is no time to mourn

Both:
You're not a muggle-born.

Hagrid (Spoken):
You're not.

Harry (Also Spoke):
"You're not a muggle-born"? What did he mean by that?

Hagrid:

You're a wizard Harry.

Harry:
What do you mean a wizard? Like—A wiz? A wiz at what? And who the Hell is Dumbledine?

Hagrid:
Wait! Wait, please. There's more. He said...

(Sung)
Tell all the Dursleys
Tell them to go and fuck themselves
Tell them we'll fight for
What we know is right

Dumbledore:
The future's rather bright
I see for houses
I see them standing in hand in hand

Both:

I see them standing hand in hand
and cheek to cheek and gland to gland
There still is hope, I see it, in this school.

Hagrid:
If we-

Harry:
Yes?

Hagrid:
If we-!

Harry:
Yes?

Hagrid:
Bring the boy.

Harry: And THAT'S how it happened!

Seamus: Really? I just got a boring old letter!

Ginny: Why does it sound like a dying song?

Ron: Stupid sister! Dumbledore's never gonna die.

Hermione: Even Dumbledore pronounces his name wrong? Honestly!

Fred & George: Told you he'd think it was funny.