These statements are merely company members thoughts, for all shinra employees to post their thoughts or things that they’d like to be improved, all things said here are true, would Shinra lie to you.

Do not steal verdots coffee- Cissnei of the Turks

CrimsonTurk: yeah it leads to bad things!

Anonymous: Like?

Turkie: It’s scary, that’s all you need to know

Legend: Agreed but coffees a terrible drink really.

Do not give the President Dacaf- Tseng

Rod: That be interesting

Tseng: *raise eyebrows* do so at your own risk

Legend: It was amusing last time, too bad he found out it was...

Tseng: ...Yes you were saying

Legend: No one

Rufus Shinra does not need energy drinks or sweets to ‘brighten’ his mood- Tseng

Rufus: Why not?

Tseng: They’re not good for you

Rufus: Mumbles

NEVER ever give Zack Fair fizzy drinks- Angeal

Rod: Oh that’d be funny bouncy Zack

Zack: Angeal why’d you take my stash away!

Angeal:...

Reno does not dye his hair- anonymous

Rod: Right...we truely believe that Reno

Rude: It’s true

Rod: Really you’re got evidence?

Rude: Yes...

Rod and Reno are not related please stop inciting havoc- Gun

Rod: Hey...wait who said we were related!

Reno: Ugh...I’ll teach the one who thought this a lesson

Rod: I’ll help

Gun: *sweat drop*

Hijacking a motorbike does not guarantee you a place in the Turks- Veld

Rod: I got in that way

Gun: We know...

Rod: Hey no one’s perfect, who needs school in the slums

Gun: Normal people

Rod: Like who?

Gun: Me, Cissnei everyone else

Rod: pff...miss perfect

Genesis stop inviting your fans to visit! - Lazard

Genesis: I was using them as targets

Angeal: And they came

Genesis: Yes those fools...

Angeal: ...You need help

Rufus Shinra denies all knowledge a diary that was found under his bed- Rufus’ official bodyguard

Reno: Oh yeah really, then what’s this?

Rufus: Give that back!

Reno: Nah ah...after all, its not yours is it “dear diary, today my father...”

Rufus: Stop it

Diaries are private, boys should keep their grubby hands off them- Shotgun

Rufus: Agreed

Gun: Uh sir you’re a boy

Shotgun: *snickering*

Gun: Right...

Turks are not permitted in the 1st class SOLDIER break room unless on official business- Lazard

Sephiroth: Kindly remove yourselves next time Turks

Angeal: yes we don’t need that interruption again

Genesis: Who was the one who liked loveless again please lets discuss it more

Angeal: *sweat drop*

Anonymous: Where?

Taking pictures of female Turks in their swimsuits is not appropriate use of company property. - Veld

Legend: They were souvenir pictures for Rufus

Rufus: No! *goes red*

Red: Yeah boss besides you can’t deny a guy appreciating beauty

Randomemploye: Can I have a copy

Knife: Can you discuss this in private Reno!

Gun: You are dead Reno

Red: Epp!

Do not pet Darknation ever, he’s evil and lethal! - Blondie

Rufus: Who are you!?

Blondie: Your cat is evil, it should be put down

Rufus: I will find you, Darknation will not be insulted

Red: Of course Rufus he’s very precious

Blondie: You suck up

The Vice president is on vacation, anyone who debates this can talk to department of administrative research - Tseng of the Turks

Shinra employee 456: I doubt it, this company is trouble

Red: Uh fool don’t state your employee number, though we’ll gladly consult you on your thoughts and let you hear ours, come visit us.

Shinra employee 456: Uh...second thoughts...

Tseng: Good

Stop breaking my sunglasses Reno! - Rude

Tseng: Rude I appreciate your annoyance at Reno’s action but consult me personally on such matters.

Reno: Hey not my fault I slipped

Rude: You said that 47 times already

Reno: Oh...

Do not quote Loveless during missions; you do not want to end up like genesis- Sephiroth

Lovelessfanboy: Why he’s the greatest soldier ever

Lovelessfanboy 79: I joined SOLDIER for him

Lovelessfan: He’s a god *blushing wildly*

Zack: Do they know he’s dead?

Lovelessfan: He’s not dead it’s a lie!

Zack: Scary...

Shinra is not killing the planet- president Shinra

RandomTurk: Is that really a statement, I mean it’s on posters everywhere

Tseng: Whoever you get back to work

RandomTurk: Fine...but seriously!

Tseng: ...

Tseng denies any claims that he wears a suit all day and everyday- Tseng

Rod: Now that I think about it does he?

Gun: Why are we talking about this?

Cissnei: Because Zack brought it up

Rod: Ha now I’m interested, Zacks got a brain

Zack: Hey!

Strip poker is not a way to pass time between missions, you know who you are. - Shocked employee

Katana: Hey what we do in our spare time is no one’s business

Reno: Yeah grow up

Legend: She or he should join us

Knife: You’re all perverts