I don’t own final fantasy 7 and never will; all BC and cc characters are property of Square Enix.

Rules and suggestions to survive Shinra chapter 2:

The following rules are not really rules but suggestions from employees in Shinra Electric company to other workers, Those that misuse this board will be turned over the to the department of administrative research.

Yelling we’re all doomed and hiding under a desk is not a way to deal with a crisis

-Heidegger

It worked though- Domo

That’s against the point- Reeve

Yeah like you weren’t hiding-Mayor Domo

We are awesome- AnonymousTurk

Be quiet Turk! - SOLDIER2ndclass

NEVER ever paint president Shinras car lightish-red

-Presidents Shinras 1st assistant

You mean paint it pink- Red

It’s not pink its lightish red!-President Shinra

Its pink...-Rufus Shinra

I concur- Reeve

Do you want to get paid- President Shinra

...- Anonymous

Whoever put red dye in the Turks washing hand yourself in!, we will find you out if you don’t.

-Verdot of the Turks

That was funny, they should do it again- Shinra employee 456

You again!!!- Verdot

Eep!- Shinra employee 456

Ha I thought it rather suited the uniform- Shotgun

You’re a girl- Katana

Sexist! - Knife

Lazard is in no way related to the President, the president has never ever had any dodgy relationships.

- Presidents Shinras 2nd assistant

I’m not related to him, who started that rumour...interesting-Lazard

Hmm that’s not bad for a rumour though- Rufus

Huh? - Shinra employee 467

Back to work all of you! - President Shinra

Lazard did not like the new wallpaper in his office

-Sephiroth

Really I picked it especially for him- Random Shinraman

Who are you- Tseng of the Turks

No one...*runs off*- Random Shinraman

Yes lightish red moogles are not amusing- Lazard

Why do all males call it ‘lightish red’ instead of pink- Knife

Because it’s not dignifying- Legend

Rude would like his limited edition set of wooden Yoko the chocobo chess pieces back ASAP

-Rude

*sniggers* Yoko the chocobo-Rod

Isn’t that for children-Nunchaku

Yeah i had one as a kid- Shotgun

Spoiled little rich girl...-Rod

Slum rat!-Shotgun

...-Rude

Get back to work-Tseng

The next person to call Hojo ‘Dr Jekyll’ and his assistant ‘Mr Hyde’ will receive a one way ticket to Hojos human clone experiments!

-President Shinra

I want to salute that guy- AnonymousTurk

Really do you want to be detailed to guarding Hojos lab Two guns- Tseng

How’d you find out who I was! - AnonymousTurk

Hmm quite simple really...-Tseng

Tseng wheres those papers that I wanted-Verdot

Ha he got you bossman- Anonymous Turk

That includes you- Verdot

Please refrain from flirting with all female Turks.

-Verdot of the Turks

Awww why I was enjoying the attention-shotgun

Speak for yourself its distracting having filthy perverts staring at you-MATurk

You need to live a little- Shotgun

You need to grow up- MATurk

Hey I was being nice about it!-Shotgun

More like immature-Gun

Uh let’s not argue about this and act like Turks- Knife

No this is great a cat fight!-Reno

Your dead Reno!-Gun

*sigh*-Cissnei

The ‘Treasure princess’ is not a client of Shinra and any messages from her are to be deleted.

-Tseng of the Turks

You mean the little kid that stole my materia- Kunsel

Grr that runt stole my Loveless book- Genesis

She did us a favour then- Reno

Why you!-Genesis

Oh her, she’s the one with those pointless requests of finding treasure-Zack

What kind of treasure was this?-Reeve

Some old business reports and a adult magazine that belonged to Palmer-Zack

My magazine!-Palmer

Do not give your numbers to little Wutei girls

-Lazard

We know-Angeal

Who gave her my number?-Zack

Rufus I think, next time let Darknation scratch you Zack-Angeal

No that cat was evil-Zack

I did not!-Rufus

I found it on a phone some stupid SOLDIER dropped- Treasure Princess

How’d she get on here!-Lazard

No food fights in the executive cafeteria, you should all know better!

-President Shinra

Scarlet started it- Heidegger

No you useless man, Palmer split his lard in my dress! - Scarlet

Don’t blame me, I just wanted extra lard in my tea- Palmer

No wonder you look like a freak- Scarlet

People lets act like civilised people- Reeve

You didn’t even try to stop us-Heidegger

You are all fools-Lazard

Agreed-verdot

Your both just minions-Scarlet

Ah but more intelligent than you and your meaningless weapons- Hojo

Enough!-President Shinra

No water fights in the Weapons development area, it harms and damages the machines!

-Scarlet

Yeah and your such a great example-Shinraworker

If I find you consider yourself fired-Scarlet

Whatever follow you own advice- Shinraworker

Her weapons are futile anyway- Hojo

Go back to your lab Dr Jekyll-Scarlet

Scarlet did not get into her job by getting into the Presidents pants.

-Scarlet’s assistant

Pff yeah right...-Anonymous

Everyone knows she knows all the executives except Reeve in a ‘special way’-Anonymous2

Really? - Newbie

Poor naive person- Anonymous2

Heidegger is a great leader and knows exactly what he’s doing, so don’t question my orders.

-Heidegger

And he needs to promote himself a true sign of leadership-Reno

You Turks are useless anyway Gwa ha ha- Heidegger

He even uses the laugh on this how un-poetic-Genesis

Genesis your needed!-Angeal

Palmer does not resemble a science experiment gone wrong nor does he resemble Egor from that horror film that showed last week!

-President Shinras 3rd assistant

He does though- Rod

He looks like Egors twin aged by 30 years- Anonymous

It’s the lard in his tea- Scarlet

We actually agree on something- Rod

Don’t get used to it Turk- Scarlet

Do not fantasize kicking Heidegger down the stair of the Shinra building!

-Tseng of the Turks

Awww why not- Rod

Yeah makes it so much more worthwhile- Reno

...I agree- Rude

Yeah it’d be funny- Nunchaku

You all have way too much time- Gun

Angeal pets are not allowed even if the puppy is adorable and bites your fans.

-Lazard

But I need it to fend the fans off me!- Angeal

You mean Zack- Genesis

Not funny Genesis, it’s my pet puppy a very rare breed- Angeal

I don’t care what breed it is, it has to go- Lazard

But Rufus has a pet- Genesis

He’s the President’s son! - Lazard