A/N:
Yes, yes I know I should work on my other story, but I couldn't leave you readers hangin' ya kno?
I was growing worried you guys would lose faith in me :(
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A domesticated girl thats all you ask of me

Darling it is no joke this is lycanthropy

The moon's awake now with eyes wide open

My bodys craving so feed the hungry

Ive been devoting myself to you

Monday to Monday and Friday to Friday

Not getting enough retribution or decent incentives to

keep me at it

Im starting to feel just a little abused like a

coffee machine in an office

So Im gonna go somewhere cozy to get me a lover

and tell you all about it

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Jake has been having me patrol for so long. I'm beginning to get pissed at him. Does he think all I can do is patrol? He can go fuck himself in hell, if that's what he thinks!

I mean honestly, he's been spending a lot of time with his child spawn bride, it's annoying. I think that's the only reason he's been putting all of us on extra time is to spend time with her. Jacob hasn't been paying much attention to me either and it's unnerving. I was sorta used to getting his complaints and sometimes I caught flashes of admiration. Now...not so much.

I've been devoting myself to him Monday to freakin' Friday! He doesn't even thank me, the bastard. Sometimes he makes me go with him to babysit the Loch Ness brat. I don't get a single appreciative glance, stupid bitch. I'm really starting to feel a little abused like a coffee machine in an office, I'm not even kidding.

All of this is getting me some..lack of activities. It might seem petty and really self centered, but what the hell, if Bella-Bitch could get away with being like that, so can I. My body is really craving some action right now, since it's been what...two years since I got laid? I'm probably going to seem like a hoe, but right now, I am really desperate.

The moon is shining out, in full form. I feel like it's watching me with eyes wide open. My shift hasn't started, but we haven't had any problems for the last year. I have an idea, maybe it'll finally strike Oh-SO-Mighty Alpha's attention. I quickly dress in the clothes that I haven't worn since douche bag Sam. I don't intend to wear them for him again either. Putting on makeup feels like a new experience all over again and I'm going to have to make sure to wear it more often. Once I'm done I actually look...sexy. A wicked smile plays on my lips.

And since Jake's been ignorant and boring, I'm gonna go somewhere cozy and tell him all about it. The most cliche and stereotype place; the club/bar.