What can I say? I just wanted to write some fluff…and it's also about time I started posting my couple fanfics on here! And…I'm also very bad at summaries, so, on with the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own Axis Powers Hetalia or any of its characters!

"Germany, do you like me?"

"No."

Italy blinked in surprise. That wasn't the answer he had expected. Unfazed, he tried again.

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

Silence again, for a moment. Then:

"Am I pretty?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"If I left, would you cry?"

"No."

Italy could feel tears start to well up in his eyes. "W-What? But…"

Germany sighed and pulled Italy close to him in a tight embrace. "Feliciano…"

"You're not pretty, you're beautiful, I don't like you, I love you, I don't want you, I need you, and I wouldn't cry if you left, I would die."

For a minute, Italy was too dazed to say anything. Then realized he didn't need to, and stood up on his tiptoes to close the distance between them with a quick, chaste kiss. That would settle for now.

At least, until they got home.

Wasn't that cute? ^^ I had some help from Elizabeth near the end. ('Cause she's just awesome that way!) Eh heh…yeah, I know it was short!

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