|Finding a Way Out
Author: gwenstacey PM
Shino and Kotetsu need an escape plan, preferably before Hidan gets back. CrackRated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Shino A. & Kotetsu H. - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10-10-09 - Status: Complete - id: 5434235
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AN: This story is total crack and was a challenge between me and my sister. We had to involve Hidan, Shino, and Kotetsu, and the line Do you know how long I've been waiting for you". It's completely dialouge because I wanted to try a new style. Only posted because my sister thinks it's funny as hell.
"You *(&^% are gonna stay in here until one of you feels like talking!"
"Well he was a real charmer."
"So are we just gonna hang here in silence then."
"About time you said something. Do you know how long I've been waiting for you? Its hard keeping up a one sided conversation."
"Yes. Your monologue on the up coming Bikini season was quite informative, though I doubt Lady Tsunade would appreciate all of your incites."
"I only speak the truth."
"So, I take it you have something important to say."
"Yes. That bug over there.""The freaky looking one with the huge fangs."
*Sigh* "I mean, the interesting one with the green wings?"
"Yes, that one"
"What about it?"
"Do you think it would be large enough to carry the cell key?" I couldn't get a good look at the key from over here."
"That bug is big enough to eat a cat. I'm pretty sure it can carry a key."
"Hmm. I'll see if its willing to help us."
"It does't want to help?"
"Do you have a cat?"
"It was intrigued by your comment. It will help us in exchange for a cat."
"HE CANNOT EAT MR. FLUFFERS!"
"Your cat" *laugh* "Is named 'Mr. Fluffers'?"
"Shut up! My kid sister named him."
*chuckle* "Ok." *ahem* "So where can we find a cat."
"Do you think it would take Pakuun instead?"
"Do you want Hatake-san to shove a chidori up your…"
"Ok, ok. No. I think our foul mouthed captor may be rubbing off on you."
"Would it take a large bird instead. We could totally find one of those quick if we got out of here."
"Good point. I'll ask it."
"And the verdict is?"
"Yeah, it'll go for the bird."
"Sweet! Oh god its moving!"
"Its going to get the key."
"I know, I just wish it didn't have to go by me to do it. I think it just glared at me!"
"Well you did call it freaky."
"Ugh, who's side are you on?"
"The side that will get me out of this hell hole and the white haired freak that threw us into it."
"Well aren't you fickle. Oh hey, its back!"
"God, it feels nice to be out of those cuffs. Hey! The bug is touching me. Why are you touching me!?"
"She just wants to make sure she gets her bird."
"Wait! You mean it, er she, is going to ride me out of here!?""Yes, now lets go."
"Wait, I think I hear someone down this next hall. Quick, duck in here."
"I'm tired of waiting for those leaf nins to talk. I'm gonna go put them in so much pain they're gonna wish they were never *()&ing born! I'm gonna gut them like pigs!"
"Ok, I think he's gone. We should move out quick before … Kotetsu?"
"I'm so sorry I called you freaky! You're such a nice bug, I love you!"
"Kotetsu! Stop hugging her!"
"Hmm, oh sorry"
"Whatever, just move."
"I think this door is the exit"
"Mm, fresh air. Lets keep going."
"How far is Konoha from here?"
"Should be about two days and, Oh look! A bird. Eep! I think she's excited."
"Ok, I'll send my bugs out after it."
"Awe, look at her eat. She looks so happy."
"I don't know what to make of you sometimes."
"Ah well. Lets Keep moving. We still have a long way to go."
"Hmm, just thinking. Can you imagine the look on Tsunade's face when we explain to her how we got out?"
"Hmm, I bet it will be priceless."
And it was.