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Radomir Ravyinsky
Author of 44 Stories

Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Amuro R. - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete - id:5446557

CONGRATULATIONS!

You are now the proud owner of an AMURO RAY unit, the first unit from the Gundam UC dept. For information on how to use your first accidental pilot and possibly autistic Gundam pilot, please read these instructions.

Technical Specifications:

Name: Amuro Ray

Age: 15 (MSG), 23 (Zeta), 29 (CCA)

Place of Manufacture: Unknown

Height: Classified

Weight: Classified

Your AMURO unit comes with these accessories:

One Earth Federation uniforn

One pilot gear

One retro HARO

The RX-78-2 Gundam isn't included in this unit. In order to get this unit, we either suggest that you take the AMURO unit to Side 7 and retrieve it, or order it online.

Programming:

Your AMURO unit somes in many different uses, ranging from pilot to mechanical genius:

Pilot: Becoming the first accidental Gundam pilot, the AMURO unit can literally pilot anything, from the Gundam, even 0 Gundam, to maybe Strike and Impulse!

Inventor: Need something that doesn't really exist, but wished you had something like a robotic HARO? The AMURO unit is perfect for designing robotics and even simple circuitries.

Ladies' Man: The AMURO unit is also useful as a potential boyfriend. Just don't use this mode when a SAYLA MASS unit or a BELTOCHIKA IRKA unit is around.

Your AMURO unit comes in many different modes:

Anti-social

Serious

Angry

Anti-social mode is the default mode setting for the AMURO unit, who is rumored to have suffered from autism. Angry mode is when the CHAR AZNABLE unit is around.

Relations to Primary Units:

FRAU BOW: The FRAW BOW unit is the AMURO unit's older 'sister' figure, and would also make sure that the AMURO unit always eats on time.

BRIGHT NOA: If you are in a need to tame your AMURO unit, the BRIGHT NOA unit is the perfect unit to slap the crap out of your AMURO unit.

SAYLA MASS: This unit is the AMURO unit's support comrade and lover. However, interactions between these units must be well away from any CHAR AZNABLE units.

CHAR AZNABLE: This unit, whether you like it or now, is the main rival of the AMURO unit. Their rivalries are akin to that of the SASUKE UCHIHA unit to the NARUTO UZUMAKI unit with the latter as the good guy variation of the CHAR CLONE special.

Possible Crossover Relations only, Naruto Dept:

Note: This unit is untested in terms of other animes, but let's see what this unit is compatible with.

Proto-NARUTO UZUMAKI: The AMURO unit would treat this unit with respect, although it would be a little skeptical when doing so, as to avoid mistaking the NARUTO unit for a CHAR unit.

Cleaning:

Your AMURO unit is capable of cleaning himself. Do not tumble wash, and do not force wash, if you value your life.

Energy:

Your AMURO unit is capable of feeding himself. However, if the said unit forgets to eat, you need to make sure that the AMURO uit eats or have the BRIGHT NOA unit slap him for neglecting his nutritious meals.

FAQ's:

Q: Hey! I got this unit that sounds like the AMURO unit, only he dressed up like a skittle bowl, and he looks girly!

A: It seems to us that we have sent you the RIBBONS ALMARK unit, which is laughable, since the RIBBONS and AMURO unit are voiced by Toru Furuya. If you want, we can install something called a 'TORU FURUYA Effect'.

Q: I ordered an AMURO unit a few weeks ago, but when I've received it, this unit is constantly whining like a baby, and not to mention that he didn't really wanna fight at all. Stupid wuss.

A: We may have sent you a KIRA YAMATO unit by mistake. No worries, it is normal.

Troubleshooting:

Problem: Your AMURO is corrupted by a lot of virus in his system.

Answer: The AMURO unit is pretty old, and it would soon be out of commission


With these infos in mind, your AMURO unit would live long enough until Char's Counterattack, and hopefully, have kids with either a SAYLA MASS unit or a BELTOCHIKA IRMA unit.



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