CHAPTER 7-2

-The Sealed Doors Three-

The two heroes, Tippi, and Luvbi were at Underwhere Road. The place looked a little dark, with brown-looking walls. There were torches that lit the room up. Chopper didn’t really like it, and Tipral just didn’t care

Luvbi moved in front of Chopper. “At long last, we find it… Herein lies the way out of The Underwhere. This is Underwhere Road.” She said

“What a pathetic name…” Tipral said, annoyed. Luvbi turned to him, and glared at him

“The name isth NOT pathetic! It’s the name my mother camest up with! So don’t sayest ANYTHING bad about it!”

“…I’ll saw what I want. I don’t care if you’re the stupid princess of a place that’s the name of laundry!”

Luvbi just ignored what Tipral said, which was an insult pretty much

“OK,” Chopper said, “we just take this creepy-looking road to The Overthere, and we’ll see no more of this?”

“Yea, verily!” Luvbi replied. “One would think that to be obvious…”

Chopper didn’t have a nice look on his face. “Oh…”

Luvbi turned to Chopper, and talked sweetly to him. “Once we climbest to The Overthere, we should talkest about our love. It makes me feel better now that I have found thou, my true love”

“Huh? What?” Chopper said, confused. “I have NO idea what you just said…”

“Hee hee… I’ll take that as a ‘yes’” Luvbi said, giggling at him

Chopper then went face flat to the ground after she said that he “said” yes. He then got up, not having a happy look on his face

Luvbi then turned her attention to Tippi. “Pray, speakest to me, Tippi… Believest thou in an idea of a soul mate? If so, dost thou have advice on love?

“Hm? Well, you know, I… I don’t really…” Tippi said, unsure

“Hmm… I shall mark that as one vote for ‘undecided’. Or perhaps I should say “unrequited,’ in thy case… Ha HA!” she told Tippi

“What do you… Ridiculous! I mean, I’m not…”

“Would you all shut up?” Tipral said, annoyed. “I’m getting sick of this stupid ‘love’ stuff. Why don’t you all do yourself a favor and do something less annoying! “

“Hee hee…” Luvbi said to Tippi, giggling. “Sweet Tippi! How simple it is to tweak thy chain!”

Luvbi then turned his attention to Tipral, who was still pretty angry…as usual. “And thou foul dark person, thou should not interfere with our conversation! Understand?!”

“I believe you should be the one listening to me.” Tipral told Luvbi. “WE are the ones taking you to your pathetic home. Plus, you must not talk to me like that, because I am 1,000 years old. And I’m sure that age beats a ten year old age!”

“HEY!” Chopper yelled. He found that kind of offensive, since he’s ten years old

“Chopper, I’m not talking to you. I’m talking to the stupid fairy thing that’s behind you. Now let’s end this conversation now. It is just wasting time”

“Very well, dark and fake Chopper…”

Tipral did nothing but glare at her from what she said there, but he didn’t bother to say anything. Luvbi moves a little ahead

“So… Now I must forge onward. Catchest me if thou canst!” Luvbi starts to move ahead

“That girl is a walking mood swing…” Tippi said, annoyed. “I man, she’s entirely unstable, isn’t she?”

“I really hate that we have to deal with her this entire trip… I’ve met other people who think they’re superior a long time ago, but she’s a far more of a bigger brat than anyone I know” Tipral said

“Wait…” Chopper said, seeing Luvbi go into the door. “Why did she just move on? WE’RE the ones bringing her up. This doesn’t make sense! Oh well… We might as well go into that green door”

The two heroes go into the green door, and they enter it. They find themselves in a room that’s completely dark. They can only see themselves

“What the heck?! It looks like someone just scribbled the whole background to make it dark!” Chopper said

“I can see through this place no problem.” Tipral said. “I can see in the dark”

“This way, sweet prince!” Chopper can hear Luvbi’s voice, but he can’t see her

“Luvbi? Where the heck are ya?” he asked

“Chopper, follow me. I know where she is, and following me will get us up there” Tipral said

“But I still don’t trust you” Chopper said

“But you have no choice. So follow me!”

Chopper nodded. “All right”

“Well… I guess Tipral can help us make it through the dark…” Tippi said. “Good thing he’s here with us…”

Chopper starts to follow Tipral, who is following Luvbi. They jump up onto some platforms, and they start to go up higher. They notice a red outlined box

“I know what we can do here” Chopper said, remembering those things from Chapter 1 and Chapter 2

Chopper goes in it, and it takes him to another platform. Tipral does the same thing. They see more of those, and they use them to follow Luvbi. They continue to climb up by jumping on the platforms. They manage to make it to the top, and they see a green door Luvbi is at

“OK,” Chopper said, “let’s head on in!”

Chopper was about to open the door, but Tipral stopped him

“There’s something odd about the door…” Tipral goes to the door, and looks at it. “Reveal yourself” Tipral said. “You can’t hide that disguise from me”

“So, you happen to know I’m no ordinary door?” the door said. “You must have a power that helps you”

All of the sudden, the green door had red/orange eyes. This is Dorguy the First

“Now!” Dorguy the First said, “Queen Jaydes demands I guard this door, people! I’m Dorguy the First. Lotsa monsters around, folks. Lotsa monsters. So I’ve gotta do routime checks, OK? Sorry for the trouble, folks, but I need to make sure you’re trustworthy”

Chopper nodded. “All right”

Dorguy the First: Just a couple questions. Answer them all correctly, and we’re done here! Then you can head on through. Here’s the first one! I’m warning you, though, these are pretty tough questions, so use those noggins

“Uh… Sorry, I didn’t get that last part.” Chopper told the door. “No wait, I think I do now”

“D-Man A goes to the store and buys an equal number of tomatoes and eggplants. Eggplants cost 7 coins apiece and tomatoes cost 10 coins apiece, OK? D-Man A has 50 coins when he goes into the store. He comes out with 5 coins. Those are the facts. Now!” Dorguy the First said. “Who is the most powerful person in The Underwhere?” he asked

“Wait… Did that question even have to do with th—No wait, I know this. Queen Jaydes, isn’t it?”

“DING-O! Correct! Next question!” the Dorguy said. “Shayde B buys 667 pens for 13 coins each and buys 108 notebooks for 42 coins each. He needs more money, so he takes out 3,756 coins from the bank and spends it all”

“That’s a lot of coins…” Chopper said to himself

“Those are the facts. Now! What is my name?”

“Oh gee… I don’t know…” Chopper said in sarcasm. “HA! I’m just kidding! You’re Dorguy the First!”

“DING-O! Correct! Now for the last question. Panda A and Bear B go to Apple Mountain for a day of apple picking, right? There are 120 apple trees on the mountain, and each has a 20-apple yield. A takes 10 seconds to pick each apple, while B takes 20 seconds to pick each apple. Those are the facts. Now! How many times did I just say the word ‘apple’?”

“You said it 6 times”

“DING-O! Correct! You folks seem OK to me. Head on through”

“Thank you!” Chopper said

The three of them enter the door, and they find themselves in a room that’s not dark. They see another green door by them

“A-ha! There we go! Another door!” Chopper goes to the door, and notices there’s a lock on it. “Locked? Dang it…”

“I shall be waiting hereth.” Luvbi said. “When thou art ready to movest on, I’ll follow thou. Please be OK, Chopper”

“Don’t worry about me.” Chopper told Luvbi. “I’ve ALWAYS been fine. I can take care of myself…and I’m only a kid!”

Tipral saw three D-Men by a small door. “Why are those D-Men huddled up at the door there?” he asked

“Huh? What do you mean?”

Tipral points to three D-Men, who had a door blocked

“We should check what they’re up to.” Chopper said. “I think it’s best if we did that”

Chopper and Tipral went to the D-Men, and they spoke to them

“Huh? What do you two want?” The first one asked. “Look, we’d love to chitchat, but we’re crunch-time busy over here, can’t you tell?”

“We gotta reach The Overthere.” Chopper told them. “Any of you guys know which way it is?”

“The Overthere, huh… See that door on your left? It’ll head you up there. But we can’t open it right now. We’ve gotta guard this door. We trapped a weird blue psycho from The Underwhere inside”

“Yup,” the second D-Man said, “this thing in here is DEFINITELY the evil one that was roaming around. Can’t have it breaching security, so we locked both doors just in case’

The third D-Man spoke. “This thing’s just INSANE, lemme tell you … Real crazy. If it starts going insane again, I don’t wanna be the D-Man who has to stop it. Problem is, until someone subdues it, we can’t use the door to The Overthere…” he said. “So…if YOU can calm it down, we can open that door for you. …Wanna give it a shot?””

“We’ll do it” Chopper replied

“I can handle anything.” Tipral said. “So, yes”

“Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” The D-Man laughed. “I was just messing with you. Seriously, no one would ever be dumb enough to…” He then realized they said yes. “Wait… Did you two both say ‘yes’?”

The three D-Men were really surprised. “Are you NUTS?!” the first D-Man asked, “Y-Y-Y-You’re SERIOUS?! You actually think you can calm that psycho down?!”

“Well, hey, yeah, great idea. Sounds like a smart plan…” The second D-Man said. “Tell you what… You head on in…and I’ll mail your antennas to your next of kin!”

“Look, my prediction?” the third one said, “Your game’s about to end. If not, we’ll help you on your way. Give it a shot, champs!”

The D-Men unlock the door for them to go in. “All right, let’s go in” Chopper said

Chopper and Tipral went into the small door, and they found themselves in a dark room

“Another dark room?” Chopper said. “What’s here, Tipral?”

“Hmm…” Tipral started to see what’s around

“Man, I’m so bored!” another voice said

It was no longer dark, and Chopper and Tipral…saw Blade! He was apparently using his finger to write how many minutes/hours he was here for

“I can’t believe I’ve been in here for only 13 minutes and 32 seconds…” Blade said, sighing. “And why did those weirdos throw me in here? I didn’t do anything!”

Chopper and Tipral walk up to Blade. Blade turns around and sees Chopper and Tipral

“Chopper? YOU’RE ALIVE!” Blade got up, and had his hands up in the air in joy. “YES!” he shouted. He then noticed Tipral. “…Hold on a second… “Why’s he here?” Blade asked, looking at Tipral. “Didn’t he try to kill us before?”

“Well, here’s something that might sound completely weird…” Chopper told Blade. “But it is true. Tipral…is actually the fifth hero”

“Whuh? How is he the fifth hero?” he asked

“Look, I was betrayed by one of my minions, and I want revenge against him.” Tipral said. “Plus, whoever is using the Chaos Heart to destroy all worlds will have their game ended! Why? Because I was the one to bring it back, and I will not let anyone just take my place!”

“Well, I don’t believe you!” Blade took out his sword. It’s better if I just finished you off right now. I can’t have someone that’s a big threat around here…”

“Blade, Tipral is telling the truth. He is with us right now. And that’s what he said to me”

“So, you don’t believe me…” Tipral said. “Then I will be happy enough to face you myself. NO Pixls…”

“Tipral,” Chopper said, “I don’t think you should do this. I can tell everything.”

Tipral turned to Chopper. “Chopper, beat it. I am facing him myself” he said

“Well, you can go ahead and face me, I don’t mind.”” Blade said, “We can surely beat you. We’ve defeated you when you had the Dark Star Scepter, and I’m sure I can take you on my own!”

“I don’t have the scepter with me anymore. I’ll be honored to make you suffer”

“Chopper,” Tippi said. “I suggest we take cover. I have a feeling this will get messy…”

“Oh man… This isn’t good…” Chopper quickly ran to the door, but it was locked. “It’s locked…”

“Oh, dear…” Tippi said

“Chopper, just find a safe place.” Blade said. “I’ll make sure you’re not hurt”

Chopper nodded slowly. “OK”

“So, you still think you can take me?” Tipral asked. “Let’s see you try…”

“Bring it!” Blade shouted

Blade Stats: HP is 70, Attack is 6, Defense is 1

Blade took out his sword, and charged at Tipral. Tipral jumped up, and he snapped his fingers, making Blade get hit by a Star Magic attack, doing 11 damage. Tipral then punches Blade up with a Star Punch, making him hit the ceiling, doing 11 damage as well

Blade jumped down from the ceiling, and he made clones of himself. The clones attacked Tipral, but he started to use Star Spears on them, getting rid of them. Blade then hit Tipral with his sword, knocking him down, and doing 6 damage

“You’ve gotten tough… But, I don’t think it’s really enough” Blade said

Blade then kicked Tipral, doing 6 damage. Tipral then grabbed Blade’s foot, and he started to swing him around. He then threw him to the wall. Chopper immediately jumped out of the way to avoid getting hit. It did 11 damage to Blade. Blade then threw a shuriken at Tipral, which did 6 damage. When he threw another one, Tipral manages to grab it

“Let’s see how painful it is to get hurt by your own attack!” Tipral shouted out

Tipral throws the Shuriken at Blade, but he ends up ducking it. Chopper also ducked the attack

Tipral quickly went to Blade, and when he saw Blade take out his sword, he was ready to make an attack

“STAR CONTROL!” Tipral shouted out

“What? Star Control? Uh oh…”

All of the sudden, Tipral freezes everything. Blade couldn’t even move

“Let’s see…” Tipral said. “What should I use?”

Tipral then threw a Star Spear at Blade, which did 11 damage. He also Star Kicked him, doing 11 damage. Tipral then unfroze everything. But, he ended up getting hit by Blade’s sword, making him hit the wall, and doing 6 damage

Tipral looked pretty angry now… “That’s it…”

Tipral air skated up to Blade, and Blade charged at him. They both hit each other…though they both blocked it

“Go Blade!” Chopper cheered. “…Err… Go Tipral! Ehh… Go Blade! Man, I don’t know who I should be cheering for…”

“It doesn’t really matter right now…” Tipral said, “Whoever ends up winning… Wins…”

Blade managed to kick Tipral in the face, doing 6 damage. But Tipral then Star Kicked Blade’s uh…where it hurts, doing 11 damage

“OI!” Blade shouted in pain, since he got hit hard…there… “Mommy…” he quickly shook his head. “Wait, why am I complaining?! I just…URK… Got hit… That’s all…HUURRGH!”

Blade charged at Tipral again with his sword, and he was going to swing it at him. Tipral though, decided to grab his wrist with his sword

“Ha! You think a weak arm like that can make me beg for mercy?” Blade said

“…” Tipral began to really tighten his grip on Blade’s wrist. Blade could start feeling pain from his wrist

“That’s not enough!” Blade screamed. “I-- YEOW!”

Blade ended up letting go of his sword, which fell to the ground

“Good… Now…”

Tipral Star Punched him, which made Blade fall to the ground. Dang it!” Blade shouted. Tipral walked up to him

“Now… You were saying that you could beat me? I don’t think so…” Blade got up

“I can’t believe I failed…” Blade said. “It would’ve been nice if I was able to send you to The Underwhere…which has a VERY weird name…”

“We’re IN The Underwhere…” Tipral said

“Wait, WHAT?! We ARE?! That means my game is over! But what did I do to deserve coming here?! I did nothing! And how come I don’t see any underwear?”

“This place isn’t the Land of Clean Laundry…or the Land of Underpants…” Tipral said

Chopper and Tippi went to the two. “Blade, you and Chopper were sent here, to the land of ended games… To The Underwhere.” Tippi said. “We didn’t know what had happened to any of you, not just Kirby and Sonic…”

“Hm? So the other two are missing?” Blade asked. “Well that’s just great… But, I guess Tipral was telling the truth. Plus, I needed that fight to get me back in shape!”

Blade has rejoined the party!

“OK! Chopper! Tipral! Let’s GO! And give Hommissile back to me” Chopper brings Hommissile out, and he goes to Blade. “Thank you”

The three of them leave the room and come back outside where the three D-Men and Luvbi were

“Hey, it’s you two!” the first D-Man said. “And your game isn’t over… Did you run away or something?”

“Look, if you thought I was a psycho, you’re wrong.” Blade told the D-Men. “You just threw me in there for no reason!”

“Oh… I see… So you’re actually a good guy?”

“Yes…” Blade said

“SERIOUSLY?!” The second one asked

“NO WAY?!” The third one shouted

“YES! Now stop asking that! I don’t want you getting me annoyed”

“Right… Sorry. Here, let’s give you three this key so you can go to The Overthere” the first one said

“The Overthere? What’s that place?” Blade asked

“Um… It’s like heaven, but it has a different name” Chopper told Blade

The D-Men gives Chopper a Door Key

“Thanks!”

“No problem. So, why are you going there?”

“The Pure Heart…” Chopper answered

“Pure Heart? I see…” The second D-Man said

The first D-Man turned to the other two. “OK, you two! Go guard the others areas for any monsters! I’ll stay guard right here!”

“WE’RE ON IT!” Both of them said. The two D-Men leave, and the first D-Men goes to Chopper

“Hey, lemme give you a little tip. Lots of dark areas around here, right? Solution: put a little flame to the torch sconces you see on the walls! That’ll light up the place for awhile. Careful, though, they’ll eventually go out. If you had some fire with you, get on torch duty, STAT!”

Chopper nodded. “OK.” Chopper, Blade, and Tipral walk away from the D-Man. Luvbi floats down to Chopper

“Chopper! Art thou feeling fine?” she asked

“Yes, I’m fine” Chopper replied

“Good…” Luvbi said in relief. “If thy game ended, I would haveth no prince!”

Blade heard what Luvbi said, and it looked like he was going to laugh. Luvbi noticed Blade

“Who isth yon furry creature with thou, Chopper?”

“’Furry creature’”? Blade said. “Well… I’m Blade the Cat, and I’m a ninja. Yes, a FRAKING NINJA…that’s a cat”

“Thou appears more like a dumb furry idiot!” Listen well, thou must follow me to The Overthere!

Blade didn’t like what she called him. He kinda hissed at her like a cat would do. “Why you little…” Blade hissed. “What’d I ever do to you? …And that’s not a way to treat an animal!”

“Don’t worry about her, Blade…” Tippi told him

“What a brat!” Blade shouted out

“Exactly…” Tipral said

Luvbi then talked to Chopper again, and in a sweet voice. “Sweet Prince Chopper, hasth thou found the key we need to movest on?”

“You mean this?” Chopper holds out the Door Key

“Let us goest!” she told him. Chopper unlocks the door, and Luvbi goes in it. Chopper then heard Blade trying to hold in his laughter

“What?” Chopper said. “What’s so funny?”

“Man…” Blade said, “It’s just so funny…that she actually thinks of you as her prince!”

“Well DUH! She even said I’m her prince…which I am not…”

“Oh, I got something good.” Blade said, ready to say something that’ll get Chopper mad. “Lemme see… A-HA!” Blade cleared his throat. “Chopper, and Luvbi sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Fir—“

Before he could continue, Chopper knocked him down with a kick. “Shut up, Blade! What you just said is completely untrue!”

“Well, fine!” Blade said. “But it was going to be awesome…” He said quietly. “Wait, didn’t that D-Man say something about fire?”

Chopper saw one of the torches in the room. “I got an idea…” he said

Chopper Inhaled the fire, and he became Fire Chopper. He was a light red, with fire on his head. His gloves and shoes were a dark red

“You changed colors AGAIN!” Blade said

“‘Cause Fire ability makes me red.” Chopper told him. “Let’s go into the door now”

They enter the door, and they’re in another dark room

“Hey! What’s with the scribbled up room?!” Blade asked, “It looks like a pre-schooler scribbled everything up! I hope didn’t do this… You wouldn’t wanna know how bad he is at coloring…”

Luvbi was waiting for them, and she noticed Chopper was red. “Oh me!” she said. “Chopper, you hath changed red!”

“I can Inhale things and copy their abilities. Since I Inhaled fire, I have the Fire ability”

Chopper went to a torch near them, and he blew fire out. The room then had light

“Much better!” Blade shouted out. “Now let’s follow that stupid fairy thing!”

“I am NOT a fairy, furry creature!” Luvbi shouted at Blade. “I am a Nimbi”

“Sorry…” Blade said. “You look more like a fairy than a Nimbi…and you are also a weirdo, just like everyone else besides me, Chopper, and I guess Tipral right now”

“Just forget about it…” Tipral said. “Let’s just keep moving…”

Chopper, Blade, and Tipral start to follow Luvbi up. They jumped on the platforms. There were small platforms that were left and right, and they had to keep jumping up them. When they saw a torch with no flames, Chopper blew fire, making fire appear to make the room clear

“Sheesh! This is a lot!” Blade said, getting tired

They jumped up a platform that had Dry Bones, and Chopper simply blew fire at it, doing 10 damage and taking it out. He managed to take it out since Dry Bones are not immune to fire…and also Tipral’s Star Powers

The three heroes continued to climb up, following Luvbi. Chopper kept lighting up torches when they got to them. After about five minutes, they finally make it to the top. They were all tired

“Whoa…” Blade said. “I can’t believe we did all of that”

They saw another green door. Tipral went to it. “You must be the next door. Dorguy the Second, I presume?” The door then has eyes appear. His eyes are red instead

“So… You have the powers to tell if I’m an ordinary door or not. Not bad…” The Dorguy said. “Queen Jaydes demands I guard this door, folks! I’m Dorguy the Second! Look, I apologize for the intrusion, but I’ve gotta run a quick security check, here. I’ve got a few questions. Answer them all correctly, and I’ll wave you on through”

“Go right ahead” Chopper said

“Activate screen!” Dorguy the Second said. A screen was drawn, and it came down

“I don’t get this…” Blade said, scratching his head (he’s got gloves on, so it doesn’t hurt him)

“All right,” the Dorguy said, “Question One! Look closely at the objects on the screen, OK, folks?”

The three of them, and also Luvbi, sees a red square, a red circle, a red triangle, and three of those shapes that are yellow and blue. They see all of them moving

“Now, answer me this… How many red objects were there?”

“Hmm… I’ll go with 3” Chopper said

“Hmm… Sorry, folks, but I’m not gonna tell you if you’re right or not just yet. Question Two! Watch that screen now!”

They see the same thing, but there’s two red circles, and there’s no yellow triangle. They were moving around

“How many triangles were there, folks?” the Dorguy asked

“There were only two”

“Hoo hoo ha… Question Three! Eyes at the screen, folks!”

There was one of each shape for each of the three colors. All of the yellow shapes weren’t moving, as well as all of the red shapes. The blue ones were moving

“What color were the moving objects?”

Chopper answered, “Blue”

“That’s your answer, eh? Now, next question!”

The camera goes to the screen, but it then goes back to Dorguy the Second

“Off the top of our head,” the Dorguy said, “what number question is this?”

“This is Question Four…” Chopper answered, getting tired of the questions

“Getting tired yet, folks? Don’t give up! This is the last question… Look closely at the screen”

The shapes were moving. This time, there were two yellow triangles, and no yellow squares

“What shape was the most plentiful, folks?”

“Well,” Chopper said, “it would be the triangles”

“DONE!” The Dorguy shouted. “Lemme just analyze your responses real quick…”

The screen then goes away. The Dorguy’s face disappears

“I wonder how we did…” Blade said

“Uh… I was answering the questions…” Chopper said

Dorguy the Second’s face then appears. It looks like he got the results

“Hoo hoo HA!” Dorguy the Second said. “P-P-P-Perfect! Amazing… I’m…impressed. Your brain ages must be very young, folks! Well, with brains that young, you must be good people! Head on in!”

Dorguy the Second’s face disappears, and the four of them enter the door. They came into the next room, and they saw the door to the next are was locked

“Crud… It’s locked” Chopper said, face palming

“Chopper” Luvbi said. Chopper then turned to Luvbi. “What?” he asked

“I am impressed!” she said, “Thou art not only cute, fast, and brave, but thou art also smart!”

“Well, I just looked closely at the screen” Chopper said. “And I’m talking about the one with the questions…”

“I’m actually pretty hard to impress.” Luvbi said, Chopper thought that he can actually impress people easily, since he got her impressed…not on purpose. “I’d kiss thou,” she said, “but thou hath fire on your head, which isth too hot for me”

“What a relief…” Chopper said quietly, glad she didn’t kiss him. ‘Cause…well… You know why

Luvbi: ?

“I mean…” Chopper started coughing. “Hackptth! Sorry, I just had to cough a little.” He told her, which wasn’t the truth. “You wait at that door, and don’t leave. OK?”

“I’ll stay hereth for thou, my sweet prince” she said, giving him a wink. Chopper moved back away from her

“All right…” “When will she stop calling me her prince?” Chopper thought. “Sheesh!”

“So… What do we do?” Blade asked

“Well, I see another door with a hideous looking color” Tipral said

“Hideous?” Chopper asked. “What do you…” When they go to the door, Chopper notices its color. “Oh… I see… We might as well enter”

They three of them enter the door, and they see three old ladies that are pretty much lavender. …They almost look like zombies

“Those uh…hags sure are creepy…” Chopper said

“Not really… I’m a lot more scarier than them” Tipral said

Chopper goes to the one in the purple clothing, which is named Hagra

“Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh!” she laughed. “I am Hagra, yes, one of the ancient sisters three… The Underwhere crones! Mm… Young ones, aren’t you? Yes, very young. And where are you headed, flaming little boy, dark one, and hairy one?”

“I’m a CAT!” Blade said. “And I’m not hairy, I’m furry!”

“Well, we’re looking for the Pure Heart” Chopper said

“You seek the Pure Heart, so you desire an audience with Grambi?” Hagra asked. “Sounds serious… Well, you are not the only soul here with a problem, no…for I have one as well. Yes, I lent a certain book to a certain D-Man, you see…and now I need it back. Could you find him and get it back for me, flaming little boy, dark one, and uh…cat?”

“Sure,” Chopper said, “why not?”

“Good, yes, good… Allow me to send you to where the D-Man in question is. And thanks for your help, yes… Hagracadagra!”

Hagra then warps Chopper, Blade, and Tipral back to the beginning of Underwhere Road

The D-Man notices them, and he’s surprised

“Huh?” The D-Man said. “Why are you over here? Aren’t you going to The Overthere?”

“Yeah,” Chopper said, “but this hag named Hagra told me she needed that book back

“Oh, the book? The one I borrowed from the hag? Yeah, no prob, no prob. Just finished reading that bad boy, actually”

The D-Man gives Chopper a Diet Book. “Gotta say, that weight-loss plan seems kinda dubious. Yeah, probably a fad. But hey, thank that hag for me anyway, OK?”

“Sure thing”

Blade realized they had to go all the way up. “Crud… We gotta climb ALL the way back! I won’t like this!”

“Oh yeah… FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!” Chopper said, annoyed

“We don’t have to. I will just teleport us back to that hag” Tipral told them

Tipral grabs Chopper and Blade’s arms, and they teleport back to Hagra’s room. This is quite useful for Tipral, since he can use Star Control without a Crystal Star or Chaos Emerald…or even a Pure Heart!

They make it back to the room with the ancient sisters, and they speak to Hagra

“Hm? Did you get the book back, flaming little boy?” Hagra asked

“Right here…hag…” Chopper gives Hagra the Diet Book

“Ohh, this is it, yes, yes. See, I’m getting a little…paunchy in my old age. I thought I might try this “No-Tummy Mummy Diet” to try and get back into shape… Thanks for getting this, yes. Let me give you this as a thanks, flaming little boy and his friends”

Hagra gave Chopper a Door Key. “Ah, just what we needed” Chopper said

“Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh! Good-bye, flaming little boy and his two friends!”

“Chopper and I aren’t friends…” Tipral said in his thoughts

“All right, let’s get out of here!” Chopper said

The three of them leave that room, and return to where Luvbi is. “Dost thou have what we need to headest to The Overthere, sweet prince?” she asked Chopper

“You mean the key? Right here! Chopper holds up the key. “Now to unlock the door!” Chopper goes to the door and unlocks it

“I shall be waiting for thou to come in!” Luvbi said. She then entered the door

“She still calls you ‘sweet prince’?” Blade asked. “Well, I guess she’s your girlfriend, I suppose”

“No she isn’t…”

“I remember I had a girlfriend that was a cat like me. She…was the best. Too bad she got hit by a train. I cried for months. But YOU’RE lucky you have one”

Chopper looked annoyed. “…Let’s just move on…”

The three of them enter the door, and they find themselves in an area that looks like it’s outside. It was dark in there though

“Lemme just light this place up.” Chopper lit up a torch, and they could see. Well… Blade and Luvbi can really see now, as well as Chopper. They noticed going to the right has a cliff

“We should go up those small hills…” Tipral said

Tipral starts to jump up them, and so did Chopper and Blade. They jump onto the hills, and they make it to some stairs that looked like stairs from Queen Jaydes’s palace

“This wayeth, sweet prince, dark creature, and furry Koopa” Luvbi said

“I’m not a Koopa!” Blade hissed. “I’m a CAT! Sheesh!”

Chopper lights up other torches so they can keep going up the stairs. They saw some stairs that were higher up, and there were enemies covered with spikes rolling down

“I’ll get you both up there…” Tipral said. He teleports them up to the higher hill, and they go up the stairs. The spiked enemies rolling down were pretty big…

“I know what I should do…” Chopper said. He flips into 3-D, and he easily avoids them. He keeps going up the stairs. Tipral simply teleports over there

“What about me?” Blade asked, “Dang it!”

Tipral appeared by Blade, and grabbed his arm. They teleported to the door

Chopper made it to the door, and he flipped back to 2-D. Apparently Luvbi made it there before them…actually Chopper did first. But… Chopper did hit a spiked enemy, and he lost his fire ability…

“Chopper,” Luvbi said, noticing he’s lime-green now, “thou art no longer red. Hasth thy ability cometh off?”

“Yep…” he replied

Blade notices another door. “Wow, there’s another one of these doors! Great!”

Tipral walked up to the door. “I know you’re there, Dorguy the Third! Come out and let us through!”

“You have figured out my identity…” said the Dorguy. “Great, more travelers…” he thought

Dorguy the Third’s face appears. His eyes are a purple color (Actually, they’re the same as Dorguy the First’s, but I wanted to change his eyes just to make him look different)

“Queen Jaydes demands I guard this door, people!” The Dorguy said. “I am Dorguy the Third. I’ve gotta take a sec and see if you folks are worthy to pass through. Can I get a little… UNDERCHOMP!” he asked

Suddenly, there’s rumbling, and three Chain Chomps appear. They appear to be three different colors. Red, yellow, and blue

“If you folks are worthy of passing through, you should be able to beat these guys.” Dorguy the Third said. “So, if you wanna head on through, you gotta fight!”

“HA! Sounds easy!” Chopper said, smirking

“Ready?!” Dorguy the Third asked. “GOOOOOO!”

All of the sudden, the screen changes to some RPG battle, with 8-bit kind of music

Underchomp attacks!

“Huh?” Chopper said, noticing everything looks weird. “What the…”

“Weird…” Blade said

“This fight must be an RPG-based…” Tipral said, not pleased. “I hate those…”

Underchomp Stats: HP is 16, Attack is 5, Defense is 4

Chopper Inhales Red Underchomp, and spits him out! It does 8 damage!

Blade attacks Blue Underchomp with his sword! The slashing attack does 10 damage!

Tipral uses Star Spear on the Yellow Underchomp! The powerful magic attack does 8 damage!

Red Underchomp breathes fire at Chopper! Youch! Chopper takes 5 damage!

Blue Underchomp breathes blue fire at Blade! Now that’s hot! Blade takes 5 damage!

Yellow Underchomp attacks Tipral! Tipral takes 5 damage!

Chopper uses Cudge on Yellow Underchomp! The hammer-whacking attack does 8 damage! Chopper defeated Yellow Underchomp!

Blade attacks Blue Underchomp with his sword! The slashing attack does 10 damage! Blade defeated Blue Underchomp!

Tipral uses Star Magic on Red Underchomp. The powerful magic attack does 8 damage! Tipral defeated Red Underchomp!

The three heroes defeated the Underchomps! They receive 6000 points!

Everything went back to normal. “Hey, check you folks out!” Dorguy the Third said. “You beat the Underchomps… Good work. Head on in!”

Dorguy the Third’s face is gone, and the three heroes enter the door. They go into the next room, and they see a Star Block up ahead…and also a bright light

“Hey, we’re there!” Chopper said. “Hooray! I hated this place!”

“The Overthere isth a nice place…and it isth a romantic place as well…” Luvbi said sweetly to Chopper

“Um… OK…” Chopper said, a little worried she might try to talk to him about “marriage”. “I’ll just hit the Star Block”

Chopper runs to the Star Block, and he jumps under it. Twenty stars appear, and they form

END OF CHAPTER

Our heroes had found their way out of the dark and confusion of The Underwhere. Chopper and his friends now saw the sun shining brightly against a beautiful blue sky. This was the sky paradise Grambi called home, a place of joy called The Overthere. Somewhere above the never-ending layers of clouds waited Grambi himself. Chopper and his friends began to make their way up that fluffy road to above…

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That...was...a...long...part... Yes, it definitely was long. But, the other three chapters will be long too pretty much. Chapters 7-1 and 7-2 take place in The Underwhere, while Chapters 7-3, 7-4, and 7-5 take place in The Overthere. 7-3 will actually be a different part of The Overthere by the way

Oh, and also Luvbi will get her chance to talk to Chopper, now that he feels better about not being in the creepy place. This chapter took me longer than any other. So leave a review if you liked it