I promise to remember Sydney
Everytime I see a bank.
I promise to remember Rambaldi
When I'm a genius, to be frank.
I promise to remember Vaughn
When Boy Scouts cross my way.
And I promise to remember Marshall
When I'm nervous about what I say.
I swear I'll think of Dixon
When I make a friend who's true.
And I'll always remember Sark
When I fake an accent too.
I'll always think of Will
When I'm too curious and naive,
And I promise to remember Jack
When I'm the one who's been deceived.
I'll always think of Irina
When I act like who I'm not
I'll try to think of Sloane
When I see my cousin's boss.
I promise to think of Weiss
When I'm being the class clown.
I'm always thinking of Alias-
The show I'm obsessed about!

It's not Shakespeare, but I hope you liked it!

~Alpha