Summary: Summer’s back! And this time Phienas and Ferb are spending it in Hollywood with their uncle Ivo who happens to do business with toons!

Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas and Ferb or any of the other disney toons that will be appearing. I do however own Ivo.

Enjoy! But no flames! It’s been bad week.

“Can you believe it, Ferb?” Phineas Flynn asked his step brother, excitedly. Phineas was a very cute boy with big, innocent midnight blue eyes and rose red hair. “We actually get to spend a whole summer in Hollywood! Think of all the possibilities!” Ferb, who had big, adorable brown eyes, and grass green hair, just held up his autograph book. He didn’t know about his brother, but he planned to get the autographs of all his favorite stars.

Their parents had just won a around the world couples cruise, which lasted the whole summer and since kids weren’t allowed, the children were all spending the summer with their uncle, who they hadn’t see in years.

“I can’t believe I’m spending my summer in Hollywood!” Candance cried out in despair. “I’m suppose to spending my summer with Jeremy!! My life is ooooveeer!!” Candance was very cute teenage girl with blue eyes and long, bright orange hair.

“Oh, come now, Candance,” their mother, Linda Flynn, kyuued gently. “This is Hollywood! I’m sure you can find something to take your mind off of Jeremy.”

“Yeah,” Phineas pitched in. “Who knows maybe Uncle Ivo can get you in a movie!”

“Ha! When elephants fly!” she scoffed. Then her eyes almost leaped out of her head as she saw something she never thought she would see. “Buh-buh-buh-HUH?!”

“Hey! It’s Dumbo!” Phineas said with wide eyes as he watched the elephant fly over them. Then he saw that many other toons littered the street as well. “Wow! Look there are toons everywhere!”

“Of course,” Linda said as she drove. “Toontown is right next to Hollywood. In fact Ivo works with toons daily.”

“Really?! Cool! This is going to be the best summer ever!” Phineas cheered excitedly. Ferb just looked up at Candance, who’s jaw was dropped.

“So what are you going to call your movie?” he asked her.

“Hey, what’s wrong with Perry?” Phineas suddenly asked when he noticed his platypus was looking very ill. It wasn’t usual for Perry to get sick on car trips, or ever for a matter of fact. But right now his eyes were wide and he was sweating like a pig.

“Oh, I’m sure it’s just the heat getting to him.” Lawrence assured them. “We should be at Ivo’s place any minute now.”

“Does Uncle Ivo even remember us?” Candace asked boredly.

“Of course he does! When talked to him last week he seemed very excited about you coming to stay with him.” Linda said.

“I don’t remember Uncle Ivo at all. What he like?” Phineas asked. Ferb looked as if he wanted to ask the exact same thing.

“Well, he’s a bit of loner and he’s very focused on his work, so don’t disturb him unless it’s an emergency. Candance.” Linda answered. “He’s also sort of a jerk sometimes, but deep, deep down he’s really very kind.”

‘Yeah, right!!’ Perry thought. Maybe his owners didn’t remember their uncle very well, but he sure as hell did, which was why he was so nervous.

Soon they pulled up to the large Hollywood sign and parked in front of the D.

“Uhh... What are we doing here?” Candance asked.

“Your uncle lives here in the D of the sign.” Lawrence said as he and Linda climbed out of the car.

“Huh?” Candance shrieked in shock.

“Yeah, somehow he talked the landlords into renting it to him for five bucks a month.” Linda told them. Then she started to walk up the long stairs to the front door. “You all start unloading. I’ll go get Ivo.”

“This is awesome!” Phineas said as he looked up at their summer home. “Right, Ferb?” Ferb nodded and took a picture of the Hollywood sign.

Linda finally reached the door of the apartment building and rang the door bell which had the tune of a mad scientist. After a few moments she could hear the sound of crashing and slight curse before the door was swung open. There stood an average height man with Tangerine orange hair and techno glasses over his dark blue eyes. He wore a long, bright red lab coat, a button up white shirt, and loose black tie.

“Lindy? What are you doing here?” he asked, looking generally surprised.

“I’m dropping off the kids, of course.” Linda said as she pointed over her a shoulder at the kids. “It’s so nice of you to take them in for the summer.” Ivo stared at her confused.

“Big hipped sister say what?” Linda frowned.

“I called you last week, remember?” Ivo scratched his head thoughtfully as he thought back to the week before.

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It was the final game of the season and all bets were on, including Ivo’s which was 2000 dollars.

“Come on!” he muttered. “Come on! Just one more play...” Just the phone rang. Still focusing on the game, he backed towards his Goofy phone. “Hello?”

“Hey, Ivo. It’s been awhile, hasn’t it?” Linda said on the other side of the phone.

“Yeah, long time. Too long, what do you want?” he asked, not really listening.

“Well, you see Lawrence and I won a couple’s cruise all around the world for the summer.”

“Excellent!!” Ivo said as his team made a pass.

“I know, right? Only problem is that the cruise won’t allow kids.”

“Yes, yes, yes!” he said as the runner ran to the goal.

“Now usually I’d ask their grandparents, but I think they’ll have more fun with you. So what do you say?”

“YES!!!” Ivo cried when his team scored the final touch down.

“Great! We’ll bring them up next week, okay?” Linda said happily. “See you then, bro!”

“Yes! Huh? Oh, bye.” he hung up the phone and began to do a victory dance around his living room. “Yes! I’m a winner, hey! I’m a winner, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, I wonder what Lindy wanted. Oh, well. I’m sure it’s nothing important.”

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“I was watching the game!!” Ivo cried out in despair. “You never ask a man anything when he’s watching TV everyone knows that!!” Then he fell to his knees and grabbed the hem of Linda’s pants. “You can’t do this to me please!! The last time I took care of them, my insurance rates went through the roof!”

“Oh, come on Ivo!” Linda said as she dragged him down the long steps. “They’ve grown up since then. Well, Candance may still be a little energetic, but she hardly breaks anything nowadays.”

“Hardly, she says.” Ivo muttered as he stood. “And how energetic is she still?”

“Oh, just be nice and say hello!” Linda said as she lightly slapped his shoulder. Then they walked up to Phineas and Ferb who were still taking pictures of the Hollywood sign. “Boys, this your uncle Ivo. Ivo, you remember the boys right?”

“Yeah, Sirius and Herb, right?” Ivo sighed as he looked at them.

“Um, actually it’s Phineas and Ferb, Uncle Ivo.” Phineas said as he looked up at his Uncle. “And this is Perry!” he added as he held up his platypus.

“Ah. Him I remember very well.” Ivo frowned as rubbed the back of his head. He and Perry shared a glare so fierce, lightening sparked between them and thunder could be heard behind them. The glare was soon broken when Candance tackled Ivo in a hug.

“Uncle Ivo! It’s sooooo good to see you! You look so young and handsome! Have you lost weight?” she said.

“I can’t get you in the movies, Francis.” Ivo said, nipping her sucking up in the bud.

“It’s Candance. And whaddya mean you can’t get me in the movies?” the teen whined.

“I make toon props, that’s it. You know the holes, the extreme water flower, etc.” The uncle explained as he ran a hand through his hair. “I suppose I could get you the part of a toon stunt double, but I wouldn’t advise it.”

“Everything’s all in the house.” Lawrence, who been moving the kid’s stuff into Ivo’s house, said.

“Well then,” Linda said sadly as she looked at her children. “I guess we better get going.” Then while Lawrence hugged Candance, she hugged Phineas and Ferb. “You two behave, alright?”

“We will, mom! Promise!” Phineas said as he returned the hug. Then Linda walked over to Candance.

“Candance, try to go easy this summer, okay?”

“I’ll try.” Candance sighed.

“I beg you!!” Ivo cried out as he fell to Lawerence’s feet. “My life’s crazy enough! I’m not suited to care for kids! Ask anybody!” Lawerence laughed.

“Oh, Ivo. Always the kidder, aren’t you?” he said.

“Who’s kidding?!” Ignoring the man on the ground Phineas and Ferb’s parent climbed into their car.

“Bye! We love you!” Linda waved as they drove off.

“See you at the end of summer!” Lawrence called.

“Don’t do this to me! Think of who their father is!!!” Ivo cried after them. But soon they were long gone.

Knowing he was stuck, he rubbed his temples.

“And I just threw out my blood pressure pills.” he muttered. Then he looked at the children. He had no idea how to care for children! The last time he babysat, it was a disaster! There was crying, bleeding, sheer torture, and it wasn’t a picnic for Ivo ether. How he could he handle them for a whole summer? Finally he decided to ask what would probably be the most important question of the whole summer.

“Do you all have life insurance?”

Alright, the prologue is done! (Don’t worry Doofenshmirtz lovers, he’ll appear next chapter.)

This fic will feature all the old disney toon from Bonkers, Duck Tales, Darkwing Duck, Roger Rabbit, etc. So if there’s a disney character you would like to see meet Phineas and Ferb, tell me! In the meantime, who do you think Phineas and Ferb should meet first? (I can’t decide! I love all the Disney toons!)

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