Summary: Summer’s back! And this time Phienas and Ferb are spending it in Hollywood with their uncle Ivo who happens to do business with toons!

Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas and Ferb or any of the other disney toons that will be appearing. I do however own Ivo.

Enjoy! But no flames!

PerryLuver:

1:I’d like that! ^_^

2: No, he’s not based on anyone I know(thank god), and don’t worry. He wouldn’t eat Perry!(Perry’s too tough!)

3: Hmm... I wonder (evil grin)

Spectobemaster: You’re really, really close.... ^^;

CookieAbsessedPerson: Maybe later (evil grin)

“Eh, heh, heh...” Ludwig said nervously as he backed away from the bull anvil. “Nice, anvil, nice! Waahh!!” Ludwig cried as he began to run away from the toon anvil. “Heeelp!!”

“That toon is going to wreak my house!” Ivo cursed as he waved his fists angrily.

“Who’s fault is that?!” Candance flared.

“Yours!”

“Mine?!”

“See? Now doesn’t it feel good to admit?” Candance looked as if she was going to yell, but Ivo cut her off. “I got a plan. Pranis, you get the anvil’s attention and run out the door and into the sunset.”

“What good will that do?!” Candance yelled.

“Simple, as you run into the sunset the cartoon will end and everything will be fine.”

“This isn’t a cartoon!”

“Ether way, my house will be saved.” Ivo shrugged.

“Uncle Ivo!”

“Oh, fine!” Ivo then turned to his nephews who were watching Ludwig run back and forth. “You two. Stop that anvil, now.”

“Um... okay?” Phineas said as he blinked up at him.

“I don’t care, just figure out a way and do it without hurting my house!” Ivo huffed. Phineas blinked, then looked at his surroundings.

“I know!” he said as he got an idea. Then he whispered something to Ferb who did a thumbs up. “Alright, let’s do this!”

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“So I suppose you’re wondering what’s in this big box over here! Well, actually that’s very interesting! You see I found that it’s harder than I thought to get on TV here, so I invented this!” Doofenshmirtz said as he patted the crate. “Tremble as I reveal--” Before he could finish that sentence a metal railing fell on the box and destroyed it. Luckily the machine inside was safe.

“Sorry!” a toon called.

“Well that’s one way to ruin a dramatic action! Oh, well! Behold! The GetintoTV-inator!” Doofenshmirtz said as showed Perry his machine. After that Perry stopped listening as he looked at his watch.

Let’s see... last time it took Ivo twenty minutes to get one of the kids seriously hurt and end up in the hospital and he had been gone fifteen minutes, so he had five minutes to defeat Doofenshmirtz and get back before Ivo actually killed one of the kids. He just hoped he wasn’t too late.

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“Heeelllpp!!” Ludwig yelled as he ran up a wall and to the ceiling where he grabbed on to the chandelier.

“Don’t you break that!” Ivo yelled.

“Oh, don’t worry! I’d hat to hurt your precious light when my life is at stake!” Ludwig shot back.

“Oh, quit being so dramatic! You get hit with these things all the time!” The bull, who was beneath Ludwig flared it’s nostrils as it jumped to get him.

“Hey!” Phineas called as he picked up Ludwig’s fallen bullfighter hat and blanket. “As they say in Mexico! Toro! Toro!” The bull turned his attention to Phineas and then with full raged at him at such speed, Candance thought for sure he’d be run over. Surprisingly though Phineas not only dodged the anvil but flipped right on top of it and began to ride it.

“Ya-hooo!!” he said as he held on like a rodeo rider.

“Yoo! Way to go, Phineas!” Ludwig called. “Wait, aren’t you a little young to be doing that?”

“Yes, yes I am!” Phineas called. While he rode the anvil Ferb ran over to the giant magnet that was attached to a machine and moved it to where Phineas and the anvil was. Phineas jumped off just as the anvil went flying up into the magnet, where it became stuck. It ran it’s legs in the air to no avail.

“Alright!” Phineas said as he and Ferb did a high five.

“Great job you two!” Ludwig complimented. Suddenly the chandelier came loose and fell to the floor.

“Ahh! My chandelier!” Ivo cried.

“Ludwig! Are you alright?” Phineas asked as he and Ferb ran over to him.

“Ho, don’t worry my boy! It’ll take a lot more than that to take old Ludwig out!” Ludwig assured them.

“Old is right.” their uncle muttered as he looked at his house. “Remind me, why do I live so close to Toon town?” Then he turned to Ludwig. “Anyway, let’s finish the business we started before the kids arrived. I do have others things I need to do.”

“Oh, that’s right!” Ludwig said. “I almost forgot! Just wait here one moment!” As Ludwig left the room Phineas looked up at his uncle and asked,

“What were two doing before we came?”

“Hm? Oh, we were comparing inventions. We do it every month. Poor guy usually loses.” he answered.

“Eh? Why?”

“Because that duck doesn’t have one original thought in his head. And when he does, it’s usually illegal.”

“I heard that!” Ludwig said as he re-entered the room. “Get ready to eat your words!”

“If provide a decent invention and a fork I will.” Ivo smirked.

“Ha, ha. Anyway, I have invented what I call music clock!” Ludwig said as he pulled out a alarm clock radio. “Say you want to listen to music, but you need to keep track of time. Well, that’s no problem with the music clock! Just move the button and boom! You’re listening to your favorite station.” Ludwig explained as he danced to a Scottish song.

“Wow,” Candance said unimpressed. “You know that sounds just like a clock radio.”

“What?”

“That’s what it is! Congratulations, Ludwig.” Ivo said as he clapped. “You’ve invented something that’s already been invented. Again.”

“Ooh..!! Who keeps stealing my ideas!!” Ludwig yelled as he threw the clock down.

“Don’t beat yourself up. You’re a toon and as sad as it is, it’s funny. So you can’t help but do thing like that.” Ivo said as he picked up the clock radio and pocketed. That he wouldn’t have to buy.

“Ooh! It’s so hard to invent nowadays! Everything’s already been invented!” Ludwig pouted.

“Don’t worry, Ludwig.” Phineas said he looked up at Ludwig. “Ferb and I can help you!” Ludwig blinked at them.

“Aren’t you two a little young to be inventing?”

“Um, actually I don’t think so.” Phineas said as he looked thoughtful.

“Well, okay then!” Ludwig said as he clapped his hands together. “Let’s get started!”

“Hold on just one second!!” Candance yelled, flashing bright red as she whipped towards Ivo. “Are you just going to allow this?!”

“Eh, why not? It’ll keep them all busy and I’ll be able to get back to work.” Ivo shrugged.

“Are you mad?!”

“Depends what kind of mad you’re talking about.”

“These are probably going to build a rocket, or a destructo ray or something! Don’t you care?!”

“Do you know where we are?” Ivo sighed as he gave her a flat look. “We’re in Hollywood where the toons thrive! They’ll fit right in!”

“But–!” Candance started.

“Look, as long as they don’t build anything that can destroy my house and be blamed on me, I’m okay with whatever.”

“But...”

“Look! Chill! Sheesh! Did anyone ever tell you that you’re just like your mother? Just grab your stuff, find a room that looks safe and get comfortable.” Ivo said as he started to walk away.

“But!” Candance said as she followed him.

“You say but one more time and I’m going to kick yours! Besides after the stuff you used to do when you were their age, you shouldn’t speak!” After that Candance sighed in defeat. She just survived getting killed by an anvil and her uncle was getting annoyed. (And if her memory served her right, he wasn’t a person you wanted annoyed.)

So while the boys followed Ludwig, Candance went up stairs with her bags.

‘I don’t believe it!’she thought as she stomped through the halls. ‘It’s bad enough they get away with everything in Dansville, but here too?!’

“Oh, this room looks okay.” she said as she entered a room that only a small table with two bottles and a vase on it. “This is weird. Why is this room empty?” she wondered aloud as she set her bags down. “Eh, I guess Ivo has a lot of rooms but not enough stuff. Sad actually.” Then she noticed a small door in the corner. “Hello, what’s this?”

What was the door Candace found? What are Phineas and Ferb going to invent? How will Perry stop Doofenshmirtz? And most of all will he make it back in time before Ivo hurts one of the kids? Only one way to find out!

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