A/N: Halloween my favorite time of the year! Happy Halloween to all of you Sasusaku fans! And enjoy!

Dedicated to, xSushiixCooki3xx. It's the least I can do for not giving you a birthday present. Sorry, it's not a centric, hopefully you like Sasusaku =D

Title: A Different Halloween Horror

Summary: Because when you're stuck in a bathroom on Halloween with Sasuke Uchiha, strange things happen.

Rating: T

Main Pairing: Sasusaku;
Mentions of… NaruHina, ShikaTem, SaiIno, NejiTen

Standard disclaimer applies.

I, Sakura Haruno, am a bad friend. No, cross that, I am a the worst best friend, and that's even worse because as a best friend, I should be the best. I should be awesome.

But I'm not.

Why? Because best friends don't forget each other's birthdays, just like how I forgot Naruto's birthday finally realized it two weeks later! What a bad, bad so-called best friend, aren't I? Shame on me, no? Correction, shame on Sasuke Uchiha andme. See it's not my fault that Sasuke decide to be an idiot on Naruto's birthday and get into a fight with little ol' me. And it's not my fault he kept being emo the whole time and wasn't even putting up a fight.

Also, it wasn't my fault that Ino was bothering me about Sai, Shikamaru, and her love "triangle." I mean after two, three months, it got pretty annoying and old. Being the girl I was, I just nodded and gave her my usual advice about the subject and having her ignore me completely and go rambling off about her little problem.

It wasn't my fault I had a newspaper meeting that day and was stuck at school for like two hours just to help out a crisis that happened all due to our poor editor being sick and all. With the whole staff not knowing what to do, see this is why the editor should have left the paper to me and not Ami, who went off to cheer practice and to hang out with her friends that day.

Oh who am I kidding! I am the worst best friend...EVER. I should have remembered Naruto's birthday seeing we were best friends since kindergarten with Sasuke. I was always the one throwing the fun parties for him and this year I have failed him. I have to make it up to him.

The only way I truly apologize to him is a simple thing.

Time for my little list...

Naruto's Super Awesome Secret Surprise Halloween Birthday Party of Awesomeness

N.S.A.S.S.H.B.P.A.

Items:

Budget (Sasuke's walet)
Guest (Ino's address books)
Party Favors (Ino's fashion sense)
Food (Choji's food stash)
Cake (Neji's manly skills)
Music (Kiba's rhythm)
Invitations (Hinata's skills)
Naruto (Kiba must get him)
Gaara! (I must call Gaara and his siblings later)
Sake and other drinks (Temari's legal age)
Place To Use (Sasuke Uchiha's House)

I read over my list and laughed. N.S.A.S.S.H.B.P.A. Get it?

Yes, I'm being immature, so sue me. It was bullet proof plan and it would work, except it would fail very quickly for only one little factor.

Sasuke letting use trash his house for one night.

I bit my lip, at the thought but shook my head. He was going to let us use his place for his best friend's birthday party if he likes it or not. I will make this Uchiha say yes, no matter what. Even if it meant death.

6:55 PM
To:Sasuke Uchiha
From:Sakura Haruno

Naruto's birthday, you forgot. You must give him
something to say your sorry.

I believe a party at your house on October 31st
will do just fine. :) What do you say Sasuke-kun?

6:55 PM
To:Sakura Haruno
From: Sasuke Uchiha

No, my parents will have my head if I did that.

Find someone else for your little party.

6:56 PM
To: Sasuke Uchiha
From:Sakura Haruno

Please Sasuke-kun. Do it for me :)

6:56 PM
To: Sakura Haruno
From:Sasuke Uchiha

Let me think about it.

No.

6:57 PM
To: Sasuke Uchiha
From:Sakura Haruno

PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASSSSSSSSE!

SASUKE PLEASE!!! I BEG YOU! Come on! We forgot
his birthday a few weeks ago! We got to say sorry
the only way he'll be happy is if we do this!

Now, say yes or I'll make you say yes. =/

6:57 PM
To: Sakura Haruno
From:Sasuke Uchiha

Fwd: Fwd: Let me think about it.

No.

6:58 PM
To: Sasuke Uchiha
From:Sakura Haruno

I guess you leave me no choice then.

You asked for it, Sasuke-kun.

Do it or I will tell your mom about the time she
was gone w/ your dad last summer at the
pool house.

A few words to jog your memory:
You. The boys. Sake. Bet. Birthday suit.
Screaming. I love shoujo manga.

Now, will you say yes? :D

6:59 PM
To: Sakura Haruno
From:Sasuke Uchiha

...How do you know that?

6:59 PM
To: Sasuke Uchiha
From:Sakura Haruno

I have my sources. Now do you want
take your chances w/ me or not?

7:00 PM
To: Sakura Haruno
From:Sasuke Uchiha

Date and time.

Tell me now before I regret this.

7:00 PM
To: Sasuke Uchiha
From:Sakura Haruno

October 31st at 5:00 PM to when ever.

:) Such a good friend, Sasuke-kun.

Lav' ya!

7:00 PM
To: Sakura Haruno
From:Sasuke Uchiha

Hn.

7:01 PM
To: Sasuke Uchiha
From:Sakura Haruno

You're paying for everything by the way.
Well you... Neji and Hinata. But mainly you :)

Okay? Good. Well bye, Sasuke-kun.

7:01 PM
To: Sakura Haruno
From:Sasuke Uchiha

Fwd: Hn.

I dialed Gaara's number on my house phone and listened to the ring tone until he answered.

"Hello?"

"GARRA-KUN!" I yelled, excitedly.

"...Sakura?" He sounded sleepy. A few years back I helped him with his sleeping problem and look. He's sleeping at...12:00 A.M. as we speak! Aren't I pro? Ha, not.

"GOOD MORING!" I yelled. Note: I have had a cappuccino this afternoon and it's suddenly kicking in.

"...What do you want?"

"Coming to Sasuke's house on Halloween, please?"

"..."

"Are you sleeping on me?!"

Snores.

"GAAAAAAAAARA-CHAN!"

"Wh-what?"

"Naruto's birthday party is on the thirty-first so come. Okay?"

"He's birthday was the tenth though...you forget or something?"

"Shut up. Just show up, alright?"

"Fine. Are you done?"

"Yes—"

I am forgetting something.

"Good night, Sakura."

"Wait!"

Now I remember. A party can't be a party with Sake!

"...yeah?"

"Tell Temari to get sake since she's twenty already."

"I'll see what I can do. Now are you done?"

"Why are you in such a hurry to sleep?"

"I'm tried and I have a test tomorrow morning. Now good night."

"What kind of test?"

"History. Good night."

"You think you'll pass?"

"Yes. Good night."

"Are you sure you studied everything?"

"Hai. Good night, Sakura."

"Why do you keep saying 'Good night' after every answer you give me?"

"Because I want to go to sleep.Now, good night Sakura."

"Why are you so uptight right now?"

He paused. I love annoying him and Sasuke and Neji... and... "Good night, Sakura."

"Answer the question, Panda-chan."

"Good night, Sakura."

"Answer the question, Panda-chan."

"Good night, Sakura."

"Why are you avoiding the question?"

"You are annoying. Good night, Sakura."

"That's Sasuke's line."

"Good night, Sakura-chan."

"Wait, Gaar—"

BEEEEEEEP.

Damn it, what do I do now? Then I realize something. He didn't even answer my question! What a meanie head.

To: 010_mistress (at) yahoo (dot) com
From: CherryJuice (at) yahoo (dot) com

Subject: You're Mission (s)

Tenten Kunai, your mission if you choice to accept it, is Plan 256.

Your task is to get, Hinata Huyga, a killer costume that will make Naruto Uzumaki, the male of her choice, to notice her at his party. The outfit must make every other male; want to be the man Hinata is talking to twenty-four/seven. Also, for your enjoyment to bother the hell out of Neji Huyga, her cousin.

Also, you must ask (force if necessary) Hinata to create invitations that is good enough for... maybe the whole senior and half of the junior students? Of course, you must help her.

You are also to provide guards at this party, to keep an eye out for Sasuke's parents because they will total kill me and Sasuke, mainly Sasuke, if they found out what we are doing to their house. As we rearrange everything and mess up the whole house... Even as much as it makes me feel happy to give Sasuke-kun karma after all those fights.

Anyways! The answer must be a yes or no. No questions, thank you.

To: CherryJuice (at) yahoo (dot) com
From: 010_mistress (at) yahoo (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: You're Mission (s)

OF COURSE! YOU HAD ME BY THE TIME YOU SAID NEJI'S PAINxD

But why is it called Plan 256?

To: 010_mistress (at) yahoo (dot) com
From: CherryJuice (at) yahoo (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: You're Mission (s)

What part of no questions, 'n yes or no answer was good enough, does u not understand?!

To: CherryJuice (at) yahoo (dot) com
From: 010_mistress (at) yahoo (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: You're Mission (s)

Just tell me why.

To: 010_mistress (at) yahoo (dot) com
From: CherryJuice (at) yahoo (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: You're Mission (s)

Fine... because it sounds cool-er than like Plan A or whatever.

Just do everything before Halloween, okay?

To: CherryJuice (at) yahoo (dot) com
From: 010_mistress (at) yahoo (dot) com

Subject: Fwd: You're Mission (s)

O_o Wow. Okay then. Fine.

"TenTen-san, I don't think this is such a nice costume to wear to the party," Hinata stuttered out and then blushed looking down at the floor.

"NONSENSE! ITS PERFECT! Wait till that boy sees you in this. He'll get a noise bleed for months." I told her giving her a, thumbs up. (Key Jaws theme) "Where is that noise coming from... oh no..." Yes, oh no. When that music came on, it wasn't Jaws the shark it was...

"Neji-nii-san?" Hinata stuttered out.

"Hinata..." He had a black aura around him, with his eyes red when he looked up. "What are you wearing?!" He glared at her and the girl next to his cousin. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY INNOCENT COUSIN?! YOU WEIRDO! SHE SHOULDN'T BE WEARING THIS! A LADY OF HER STATUS SHOULD DEFINE THEIRSELVES TO SUCH A LEVEL—"

"Coming from the weird guy w/ longer hair than the average female?" I retorted rolling her eyes. Neji was such a buzz kill, I swear. He was so uptight. What kill joy, I tell you. See this is why back in our past during high school years and Jr. high and elementary school years, I never had too much fun.

He glared.

I scowled.

He glared harder.

I don't care.

He opens his mouth but... "Ow! What the hell—OW!—are you doing, woman?! Ow! Hey, I'm not Mr. Potato Head! My body parts won't come off, you know!"

I pull his ear out of the girls' dressing room of Forever 21 and yelling to Hinata, "TAKE OFF THE COSTUME, AND THEN PAY FOR IT! I'LL TEXT YOU WHEN I AM DONE!"

Then I continue to scold Neji as I walk out the store.

"What a strange couple..." I heard someone say, as we walk out but brushed it off.

I didn't have to look, to know he was smirking.

Why?

Naruto's Super Awesome Secret Surprise Halloween Birthday Party of Awesomeness

N.S.A.S.S.H.B.P.A.

Items:

Budget (Sasuke's wallet) __________________ check!
Guest (Ino's address books) ________________ check!
Party Favors (Ino's fashion sense) __________ check!
Food (Choji's food stash) ____________ (shh!) check!
Cake (Neji's manly skills) _________________ check!
Music (Kiba's rhythm) ____________________ check!
Invitations (Hinata's skills) ________________ check!
Gaara! (I must call Gaara and his siblings later) ____ check!
Sake and other drinks (Temari's legal age) ________ check!
Place To Use (Sasuke Uchiha's House) ___________ check!
Naruto (Kiba must get him).... No check...? HE'S NOT HERE?!

HALLOWEEN! Today's the day. The perfect day. Everyone's here. The DJ has got the music started. The cake that Neji made, that I am very much tempted to eat, is located in the big, giant fridge in Sasuke's kitchen. Sake, thanks to Temari, was at the tables as we speak and not to many people were going to drink this early. Food, thanks to Choji for "agreeing" with me on this, is on the tables. The only thing that was missing was... Kiba and Naruto.

Where were they?! I told Kiba, five o'clock sharp and it's already 5: 30, talk about sort of late. Let's just hope, they aren't too late.

"Kiba."

"Yeah?"

"What the hell?"

"I'm serious. This is going to be fun."

"Dude, it's Halloween and I want candy or something."

"Your point?"

"I don't want to be with you right now!"

"Why not?"

"For one thing you told me we were going somewhere cool
and now here we are at a farm! Then you suddenly
want me to tip cows with you on Halloween."

Naruto frowned at his friend.

Kiba rolled his eyes and started walking to at cow.

"Are you serious?"

"Yes."

"And they say I am the stupid one."

(Naruto mumbled to himself.)

"I heard that stupid. Just one cow,
and we'll leave to..."

Oh shit, shut up Kiba, Kiba thought to himself.

1. He was behind the cow.

2. He takes the tail and...

BAM!

"Ow, shit! Damn it..."

"Wow, Kiba just wow."

"Come on. We're leaving... cows are stupid.
Why did we even listen to you."

"What?! I never even said this!"

"Uh huh. Whatever, just come on."

...

"Where are we going now?"

"Just shut up and watch the road as I drive, okay?"

"Hmph. Eh... whatever, baka."

"Who you calling baka, baka."

"You, baka."

"No, you baka!"

"You!"

"You!"

"You!"

"You!"

And they counted 'til the end of the drive.

Then, just then the worse thing that could of happened, happened.

They hit traffic.

Shit, Sakura's going to murder me.

Kiba, I'm gonna murder you!

I knew I should've of left the job to Tenten. What was I thinking?

I let out a frustrated sigh.

This is not how the N.S.A.S.S.H.B.P.A. Plan is suppose to go along! Naruto's party gets set up. Kiba takes Naruto out for Halloween for a few minutes. Then Tenten's body guards call us and tell us Naruto and Kiba are coming. We all hide, Kiba rings the door bell and the door opens, thanks to Shino's props, magically by itself. Then we yell out surprise and celebrate his birthday and Halloween like no tomorrow. Then Sasuke-kun confesses his love to me and we all live happily ever after.

Okay, the last part won't happen. BUT! It shall happen, when Sasuke-kun will realize he loves me. I tell you its just a matter of time.

CRASH!

"You're freaking with her of all people?!"

"Shut up! You just didn't claim him while you had the chance!"

-

Oh no.

Don't tell me.

"OH NO YOU DID NOT!"

-

RIP!

Ino

-

"GO BACK TO SUNA YOU, LOSER!"

and Temari

-

"HE WAS MINE FIRST!"

"NO! HE WAS AND STILL IS MINE!"

"DON'T JUST STAND THERE SHIKA TELL HER YOUR MINE!"

"DONT COPY ME!"

fighting over Shikamaru

-

-

again.

I sighed. Time to break it up, yet again.

"Are you fucking serious?! Ino! Do you have any idea how much Sasuke will kill me when he sees this!"

Sasuke-kun, this. Sasuke-kun that. I am sick and tired of hearing about Sasuke-kun. Freaking Temari was, oh my God—she was making out with Shikamaru! Hello! And my best friend is telling me that Sasuke is going to get a little mad. Come on! Temari is twenty and Shikamaru is eighteen! I don't care that's only three years apart, that's a hell of a lot of years to me.

"She was with Shikamaru, for Pete's sake! With Shikamaru! Making out! What am I suppose to do?!"

"Uh..." Sakura pondered, giving me the your-so-stupid "look".Let them make out and you can finally choose Sai?"

"WHAT?!" Good idea, yet bad. Who would be with Temari? Shikamaru and that can't happen. "No, because like what about Shikamaru. I mean he needs me—"

"Really Ino? Really?" Sakura's yelling at me. "OH FOR GOD'S SAKE! EVEN THOUGH I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE GUY! COME ON?! Every freaking day its 'Shikamaru! I love youuuuu!' or 'Sai-kun! So hotttt!' I am sick and tried of tryingto help you with your problem with these two! And yet you always complain when I give you an option or a choice! Now, if Shikamaru makes out with Temari, you freak out and then when you see Sai flirting with Sasume when your talking to Shikamaru you get pissed off. Come on, don't tell me that's not bi polar."

"What?!"

"Ino... maybe Temari making out with Shikamaru and him not caring and liking it. Not stopping her or even saying 'Hey I like Ino get away from,'" She says the end in a deep voice. "Maybe its a sign."

"Huh?"

Now I am lost.

"Maybe you shouldn't like Shikamaru and maybe Sai is the one."

"No! Wait yes? NO! YES! NO! YES! I MEAN... uh..."

"When you cry who do you run to?"

"Well..."

"Answer the question. Who do you run to now?"

Sai."

"When you laugh who is it with?"

"Sai."

"When your smiling the most who is it with?"

"Sai."

"When your nagging who is it with?"

"Shikamaru and Sai."

"Um... When your going shopping who do ask for advice?"

"You and Sai."

"When your bored who do you text or email or AIM the most?"

"Sai..."

"Who do you--"

"I get it! Sai. Sai. Sai. Sai!"

She smiles. I roll my eyes. "Shut up, forehead girl."

"Uh huh." She walks away and waves behind her.

"Wait! Where is Sai?"

Sakura turns around and smirks. "He's over in the backyard talking to Neji." I smile and walk away.

She's smirking like a girl version of Sasuke... Wow she's spending way too much time with the Uchiha.

I have beer on my shirt. Want to know why? I have beer on my shit because the stupid drunk football team did it.

"Sorry, pink lady." One of the players slurred, while trying to get closer. PERSONAL SPACE, PERSONAL SPACE! I HAVE PERSONAL SPACE!

"Whatever, but can you like back up, fool? I want some breathing space." I pushed him off me and ran up the stairs of house. I seriously need to get the smell of alcohol out of my shirt, when I get home. I look down at my shirt.

God, that's going to stain, I thought.

I need to find the bathroom.

-

-

"I'm sorry!" I turned around to leave but the door wouldn't budge. I really hoped the door wasn't locked, that I wasn't going to be stuck in the bathroom with a human ice cube, but we all know how much God hates us. I didn't even have to turn around; I could already feel Sasuke glaring at my back.

I gulped.

"Baka," he says, out loud. "Why did you close the door?"

What? "Uh… wouldn't you want me too? I mean you seem occupied, there."

"Does it look like I am using the toilet?" She looks at him sitting down on said toilet.

"Well…"

He waited for her answer. Can't she see it?

"The seats down."

He felt like he was with another Naruto.

"Really, Sakura, really?"

"Can I pick another question, Bob?"

"Who the hell is Bob?"

"I don't know… look, Sasuke-kun. I think you need your privacy so I am going to go and…" She turned to the door knob and tried turning it again.

Please,

Turn.

Please,

Turn.

Open…

Nothing.

She cursed under her breath.

"We're locked in, thanks to you."

"What? You're the one using the toilet while we talk!" Was she really so naïve?

"Sakura, the freaking top seat is down. I am not even using the bathroom! I am just sitting down."

She looked at how he was sitting. "Oh… right, my bad." She laughs nervously.

"Baka." Then it hit her.

"How is this, my fault," she asked annoyed now.

"You closed the door when I was already locked in," He looked like he wanted to yell, but Uchiha's don't raise their voices often. This wasn't going to be one of those times.

"Oh…" She looked down and leaned against the counter. "Sasuke-kun, what happened to your cell phone? Could you just—"

"There isn't signal here." He said plainly.

"So you're saying," Sakura need to take this in. "I can't text in this part of the house."

He nodded.

"Are you serious?"

"Hn."

I'll take that as a yes, She thought.

"Why not?"

"Because that's just the way it is."

"Do something!"

"I'm thinking."

Sakura wasn't going to stand for this.

"Beautiful Beast to Mistress, over."

Static.

"Lee, what did I tell you about code names?"

Static.

"Not to use them?"

Static.

"Yeah exactly. What do you want?"

Static.

"Target, Blond Baka, is found. Turn down the lights."

Static.

"Lee, no more code names. Thanks, for the warning."

Static.

"Okay, okay. And alright."

Static.

"Okay operation… um, N.S.A.S.S.H.B.P.A. is a suggest so far."

Static.

"Great. Sakura would be proud."

Static.

"Yeah well over and out, Lee."

Static.

"Over and out, Mistress—"

Static.

"Lee."

Static.

"Right, sorry… um, over and out, Tenten."

Static.

"Over."

It was Halloween.

Naruto's late birthday party.

She wasn't even going to be down there if Naruto showed up now, to say Happy Birthday/Halloween.

She wasn't going to even get to eat the cake Neji made.

She wasn't going to see Hinata make Naruto's mouth drop.

She wasn't going to see the party but only hear it.

She was stuck with the Sasuke Uchiha, in the bathroom of his mansion tonight, until someone came to get them or he came up with a plan.

This was too much for her. She needs to scream or yell, do something.

Thus she yells at the Uchiha boy. Blaming him. Hinata make Naruto's mouth drop.

She wasn't going to see the party but only hear it.

She was stuck with the Sasuke Uchiha, in the bathroom of his mansion tonight, until someone came to get them or he came up with a plan.

This was too much for her. She needs to scream or yell, do something.

Thus she yells at the Uchiha boy. Blaming him.

"This is your entire fault, Sasuke!"

He just sits there, ignoring her rant.

"I mean you could have yelled me to not close the door…"

He still ignores her.

She yells at him.

He ignores.

What a lovely pair stuck in the bathroom, no?

"Surprise!"

They entered the house and a group of people greeted, Naruto.

"Happy LATE Birthday!"

He maybe a baka, but hell he was shocked.

"Oh my ramen…"

"Happy Halloween!"

This was too much.

"Awesome!"

It was all thanks to his best friends.

"Where is Teme and Sakura-chan?"

Silence.

"Where are they?"

Everyone looked around.

"Who wants cake?!"

Everyone turned to Neji and Tenten,
holding a giant ass cake.

"I DO!"

Everyone yells and forgets
their worries.

(…)

Who knew everyone cared so much
for Sakura and Sasuke.

There was no way out.

She was annoying.

He was getting pissed off.

So many times he could ignore her ranting at school. So many times he could drop the phone and check ever minute or so to see if she was still talking, let alone she was. So many times he told her, she was annoying and she would yell more. So many times he could get away from her rants and block her out. This time it was different.

There was no way out for sure. After listening to her talk for what seemed like hours but on a few minutes, he had lost his concentration. His concentration of blocking her out every time she uttered the words, "This is your fault," or "God! What's wrong with you," or "Why are you ignoring me while I am talking to you?!"

"Annoying," He muttered loud enough for Sakura to hear.

"What was that Sasuke-kun?" she asked, smiling so sweetly and evilly, she was deadly.

"You're annoying me." He stated, keeping his cool. He wasn't scared of her.

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME ANNOYING?!" she yelled, shrilly, causing him to wince.

"Hn."

And she began to rant. "Uchiha Sasuke, I… blah, blah, blah…"

It went threw one ear out the other. He lazily stared at her, not really caring what she said. Not that he ever did.

"Uchiha! Are you even listening to me?!"

"No," he told her, "and I don't really care, either."

She opened her mouth to say a witty comeback, but before she realized it, he was standing in front of her. Whatever she was going to say, was forgotten, when she saw how close they were.

They both liked their personal space, Sasuke especially, and for them to be this close, it sort of scared her. Perhaps she went a bit overboard with all that yelling...

"Sakura," he stated simply.

She gulped.

Knowing she would regret it later, she looked up, and met his gaze. "Yes?" she replied, hesitating.

"You are so...," he leaned closer, until their faces were only centimeters apart, "annoying." He then closed the gap between them, his lips crashing against her's.

"Finally! We got that door open! God, I really need to use the—OH MY GOD! Sasuke-teme raped Sakura-chan?!"

"What?!" the loud cry from Karin was heard across the hallway, as everyone started crowding into the bathroom.

A shirtless Uchiha Sasuke was currently sitting down on the floor against the bathroom's tiled walls with an unconscious Haruno Sakura in his lap.

Sasuke glared. "Shut up, or you'll wake her up."

"Wh...What happened?!" Naruto exclaimed, pointing an accusing finger at him.

"She fainted," Sasuke said, simply.

"Why?!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Nggh...."

"..."

"..."

"...huh? What's going on?"

"..."

"..."

"...Sasuke-kun?"

"..."

"..."

-

-

And she fainted again.

A/N: And that, is what I call a messed up The End. (: The perfect The End for a Halloween Fic, if you ask me. ;) READ AND REVIEW! i love halloween =D