Title: Water Torture
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam, Dean (Gen, Drabble, All-Dialogue, Humor)
Rating: K+
Summary (Ep. 5x07 interlude): Being an old man sucks—for everyone.
Author's Notes: For supernatural100 ("Impatience").

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"Dean. Dean!"

"Huh?"

"You're wearing holes in the carpet. Get back in bed and stay there."

"Can't help it. Feels like I've gotta go."

"This is your fifth time already! You'd have to drink a lake to need to go that bad."

"So why're you keeping score, huh? Stop spying on me and go to sleep."

"Well, I'd like to, Dean, but the constant shuffling back and forth like an elephant keeps waking me up!"

"Hey, I'm old! Show some respect!"

"I'll respect you in your sleep. Go to bed."

"Just wait 'til you have prostate trouble..."

"I said goodnight."

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