once upon a time, a kawaii day on rokkenjima, octobur 5 1986. battora-kun just arrived wit his family there. they were there for a family confrence. everyone was happy and stuff, until they found some ded ppl in teh mansion.

author's note: i kno his name's battler but battora is actually his name. the subs are bakas and dun kno wat they're talkin about. :|

and then a woman with cowtits came out. and said "ahahahaha, yes it was me!, i killed them, BATTORA USHIROOOOOOMIYAAAAAAAAAAAA"

and battora-kun is liek "how dare u..."

and the witch is liek "oh just call me, Beato-chan, k?" ;D

battora-kun took a closer look at her and then said "heeeeey ur pretty secksy, beato-chan"

"oh you~ stop it" said beato-chan

"o bby, 4get 'bout these ded ppl, let's go hav sexy tiems" battora said.

"only if you'll be my kago"

author's note: kago means "furnture"

and then they had sexy tiems and battora became teh head of teh ushiromya family and married beato-chan and they had 20 kids togther.

THE END.

i hope u enjoyed my fic, dess~ =^_^=