disclaimer: I do not own Phoenix Wright in any way. I don't own CAPCOM, either. Phoenix Wright belongs to CAPCOM. And therefore, I disclaim.

No Phoenix is an island

Los Angeles Airport

8:45 a.m

" Well... I guess we should get mo- OWWW!" Phoenix said, getting whipped by Franziska.

" Fool! Since when did we make you in charge?" She asked, tugging on her whip.

" But..." Phoenix began, getting whipped again.

" *sigh* Franziska, Wright decided the trip." Edgeworth said, crossing his arms. Everybody was in casual attire. Franziska is in a black bikini top, ( to Larry's delight) and white shorts. Phoenix was in a white t-shirt and blue trousers. Maya was in a (very) short purple dress. Larry was in a tank top and orange shorts. Gumshoe and Maggey were wearing matching blue badger shirts, and were in khaki pants. Godot was in aquamarine shorts. Pearl was in a yellow shirt, and pink jumper shorts. Mia was in a black camisole that exposed her trademark bodd part, and was in denim shorts. Edgeworth was in a silly Magenta Hawaiian shirt, and brown shorts.

" We're going in the wrong way!" Franziska said, grabbing the steering wheel of Edgeworth's luxurious speed boat, from Edgeworth's luxurious hands.

" Hey! This is the correct way, just so you know! The Carribean is this way." Edgeworth said, grabbing it from her.

" Since when you king, Miles Edgeworth?" She retorted.

" Nick, do something! We might crash..." Maya said.

" Well, what can I do? I'm no superman." Phoenix retorted, in a bad mood.

" Well, don't get mad!" Maya shot back.

" Mister Nick, don't fight with Mystic Maya!"

" Why don't we end this now?" Godot smirked, accidentally spilling coffee on Miles and Franziska. They let go of the steering wheel. They were spinning around, and everything was spilling out of the boat.

" Nooo! My Steel Samurai videos and portable dvd player!" Maya yelled.

" Aaaah! My whip!" Franziska screamed in horror

" Whoa! My boat.!" Edgeworth said, as the boat continued to spin.

" Aww... Our fishing materials!" Maggey and Gumshoe moaned in fright.

" Grr.... My COFFEE!!!!" Godot said, exploding. Mia tried to calm him down, while everyone was paralyzed from shock. The next thing they new, Everything was black.

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