Help
Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary Search
: B s . A A A    : full 3/4 1/2   : E E   : Light Dark Books » Artemis Fowl » Garage Sale

Jrssica
Author of 3 Stories

Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 11-02-09 - id:5485357

Artemis: Says jrssica and CrAzYwRiTeRgUrLdo not own him or holly
Holly: Blah blah I love you
Artemis: Me too!
*Passionate snog with an epic sunset in the background with their hair ruffled and everything is going perfect* (not my desclaimer)


Holly: Artemis...

Artemis: yes?

Holly: this stuff is not worth $600 each....

............

*8 minutes later Artemis gets bored of helping and goes and stands by Holly*

Artemis: Isn't selling your stuff on the surface illegal??

Holly: Yeah, but Foaly gave me some special permits.

Artemis: Wow....how'd you get him you do that?

*flashback*

Foaly: I'm sorry Holly you can’t sell your stuff on the surface.

Holly: Why?

Foaly: It’s illegal.

Holly: Why?

Foaly: Because it’s the law.

Holly: Why?

Foaly: Because the council created it.

Holly: why?

Foaly: To keep the People safe.

Holly: Why?

Foaly: So we don’t get overrun by mudmen.

Holly: Why?

Foaly: You’re not gonna stop to I give you a permit, are you?

Holly: Why?

Foaly: ...........

Holly: Why?

Foaly: Just take it.

*end flashback*

Holly: I have my ways....

Artemis: Oh your awake, I thought you fell asleep. You were staring at me for like two minutes.

Holly: oh...well anyways what do have left?

Artemis: not much just th..............

Holly: What?

Artemis: Holly, we are not selling the limo...

Holly: What ab-

Artemis: or the Ferrari

Holly: Well can I-

Artemis: or the Bentley

Holly: *mumbling* you never let me do anything...

Artemis: That’s why you love me.

Holly: What?

Artemis: What?

Holly: What’d you just say?

Artemis: Nothing...........

Holly: Oo-kay...

*awkward silence*

Artemis: So....nice weather huh?

Holly: ......*gives him a weird look*

Artemis: what?

Holly: Real smooth arty.....


like it? hate it? look I put proper grammar in.. please review :)



Return to Top