Just the first thing that popped into my head when I read the prompt word and Ghostey’s birthday wish. A little bit of clueless Castiel and annoyed Dean for your pleasure. Hope you like it birthday girl!

“Cas! What the hell…?!”

“You said you wanted a private, quiet place with no people so we could talk. So I brought you here!”

“Well, I didn’t mean this.”

“It’s quiet?”

“Yeah…”

“No one around?”

“But still…”

“It was the most private place I could think of. Did you know that no human has ever been here?”

“Go figure, not exactly a surprise. But I think it’s time you brought us back.”

“But didn’t you want to talk?”

“Yeah, but this place is giving me the creeps.”

“But you said somewhere private”

“Yeah, but I didn’t mean freaking OUTER SPACE!”

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