|Boys wanna have fun
Author: lzeerin PM
The southpark characters boys starting 8th grade with rin and kye! with yaoi and antagonists in the bunch!Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,962 - Updated: 01-03-10 - Published: 11-21-09 - id: 5526427
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Warning: Yaoi cursing and violence I think
Oh and lemon maybe and OOC
WE DON'T own any of these shows or characters
But we own this story and Rin and Kye.
Rin: You own nothing you bitches!
Kye: I'm actually excited for this 1.
Rin: is this a sequel
Kye: No it's a uh a story for fun kinda based off our first story because we actually might have a plot for this 1.
Kye: ya so on with the story~
Kye: Oh and this is just south park characters and just me and rin
'bark' Is rins thoughts
this IS just narrating shit w/e
"Meow" is someone speaking
Oh and kye is a GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I stirred in my sleep because of the loud racket of my freaking twin brother tweek, 'Yes were twins but we look nothing alike because he's a blonde and I have raven colored hair because were fatural twins'. I sat up shocked because I realized it's the first stay of school in 8th grade I shout out curse words never spoken before "MOTHER FUCKER SHIT THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING FIRST DAY OF 8TH GRADE GOD DAMNIT IM NOT GOING!! THIS IS GAY" and tweek heard my insane cursing and he covered his ears and cried out "GAH!! TO MUCH PRESSURE!!!" I sighed 'there he goes again' I climbed out of bed in my underwear and walked over to my closet to pick out a outfit to wear for school I Picked out a pair of black skinny jeans, my black naruto shippuuden tee, my Bouncing soles hoodie and my vans. Tweek looked at rin and scoffed "You goth!" and I retorted "Spazz!!" Tweek stuck out his tongue at rin and shrugged while slipping on his usual wear at school.
I Groaned not wanting to go to school all I wanted to do was read more fanfics and watch yaoi and sleep some more I only had 2 hours of sleep! but stan in his gay room kept bothering me while I was sleeping because he kept waking me up saying "Time for school get ready you bum I want to meet up with kyle" I would squeal but I'm to tired for fangirling I fell out of bed in my light yagami boxers and my black t-shirt. I Got up and grabbed a tank top and a hoodie with my jeans.(1) I walked over slipped on my tight sneakers and took off outside in the freezing cold with stan to the bus stop I saw stan's regular group with rin and craig's group. (2)
while waiting for the group started their usual conversation..
Rin spazzed out and spotted kye and ran over to her and shouted "KYEEE!!" kye squealed back " RIINN" and they have a epic highfive everyone looked at them oddly while craig said aloud "When were they friends?" tweek replied "Since this summer" Craig just nodded. Stan was like "What the fuck I didn't know about this and kye's my cousin! she lives with me god damnit since when did she hang out with a goth" and then rin shouted "I'M NOT A GOTH YOU HIPPIE!" cartman was like "Mynaa SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB ASS MOFOS" Kyle shouted back "YOU SHUT UP FAT ASS NO ONE LIKES YOU" then the bus pulled up stopping their arguing. Everyone borded the bus while stan and kyle sat next to eachother of course. Rin squealed "OOOO" kyle and stan glared at her. While kye plopped down right next to rin on the bus and swooned at the sight of kyle and stan. Craig sat next to tweek on the bus. Kenny sitting behind rin starts flirting with her so no one would notice he was gay. Kye sighed annoyed of kenny's antics. Rin swats his hand away from trying to play with her hair. Tweek glares because he's overprotective of his sister.
The bus came to a stop and they all got off and headed to a place that was a hellhole called school. They walked in through the big door and went to class. They all end up in the same homeroom with butters. Rin squeals "oh my GOD BUTTERS!" and glomps him he crys out startled "GEE WILIKERS I MIGHT HIT SOMETHING" tweek gasps "OH MY GOD !! YOUR GOING TO DIE AND HIT THE DESK AND FALL OVER AND KAPOW YOUR DEAD AGHHH END OF THE WOORLD" Rin jumps up and goes over and soothes tweek, Tweek calms down. Mr. Garrison says "Okay guys we have new students so shut the fuck up and listen". Troy walks out with kyle and they look at everyone oddly. Rin and kye glared at them because they knew them from their old school and they were enemys of them. They notice rin and kye because they were losers at their old school. Rin screams "FUCK OFF NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE" and they both stared wide eyed because rin never spoke at their old school accept to kye. The two boys sat down next to eachother far away from everyone else especially rin because she looked pissed and she scares people. Mr. garrison shouts at rin "WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG LADY OR GO TO THE OFFICE" rin and craig at the same time flip him off. He shouts "THAT'S IT YOU TWO HEAD ON DOWN" kye sighs "Damnit rin" Rin gets up with craig and leaves. Tweek rubs his temples and sighs "rin that dumbass" Rin flips off her twin brother. Kenny stands up also because he really doesn't give a damn about school and shouts "Fuck you " he heads to the boys bathroom ditching class and the office. Craig goes the same way not noticing Kenny headed down there. Rin heads down to the office and sees the goth kids. The goth kids nod over to rin and say hello rin replys "Sup". Craig opens the bathroom door and sees Kenny sitting on the sink smoking he walks over sits on the other sink across from Kenny. Craig looks over at Kenny and asks "can I have one?" Kenny looks at him surprised "you smoke?" Craig nods "Sometimes" Kenny says "Ah" And hands him a cigarette. Craig lights it up and inhales a puff of smoke that probably will kill him in the future. (3) Craig sighs "All the dudes are fucking assholes I mean how do you put up with your group they always just leave you there to die? and rin just fucking ignores you plus girls are a pain in the ass" Kenny nods "Eh I don't even think my group is much of my friends I mean Stan and kyle are so gay for eachother and they kinda dissclude me and cartman hes just a dick" Craig nods "token hes black clyde hes boring and tweek needs to take a chill and rins a Pmsing bitch" Kenny nods. Craig raises his eyebrow "your not offended by me calling her a pmsing bitch? I thought you liked her because you flirt with her all the time on the bus" Kenny Shrugs "I don't mind and uh no I don't like her like that were just friends" Craig looks at him curiously "ooh really? then why do you flirt with her" Kenny glares "I have my reasons" Craig starts to wonder "tell me come on I mean I wont tell anyone because everyone is a douchebag and im not a gossipying person like bebe" Kenny sighs "Fine but you better promise you wont tell anyone because the only people who know is kye and rin" Craig nods "I Promise now spill" Kenny looks reluctant "Fine well…I'm gay.." Craig coughs out his smoke from his cigarette and chokes "W-WHAT???" Kenny sighs "ya ya ya say whatever you want" Craig looks at him shocked "well.. I mean I kinda....well i would of thought you of all people would be bi...I mean your kenny!! You'd fuck any thing with two leggs!" Kenny glares "NU UH" craig says "Suuuure but whatever im fine with it but just.. don't go gay on me" Kenny replys "Pfft like id listen" Craig scoots away a bit "..dude seriously don't I have pepper spray" Kenny smirks "ha..Well I can get around that" Craig eyes widen "BAD KENNY NO STAY BAD" he flips off Kenny. Kenny smirks "chill chill I wont touch your precious virginity" Craig scoffs "me? a virgin? Suure" Kenny laughs "you so are a virgin and you know it" craig glares "Am not YOU'RE A VIRGIN" they continue their argument..
to be continued..:]
Rin: haaha cliff hanger
Kye: YAY FREEDOM MWUAHAHAHA
Kye: o-o hehe.. hehe.. WHAT?? HAHAHAA.
Rin: …….*Hides behind tweek*
(1): I fucking HATE JEANS!!!!! (kye)
(2): craig , tweek ,token , clyde and rin
(3): LOL serves him right for being a asshole (Rin)
Kye: well I hope you liked this chapter oh and PLEASE REVIEW THANK YOU FOR THIS BUT FUCKING REVIEW OR YOU WILL GET A HUG FROM SORA.
Sora: ..BUT THIS ISNT EVEN A FIC ABOUT ME
Rin: YOU WERE IN THE FIRST STORY YOU BITCH
Sora: Waaaah!! *Crys*
Roxas: HEY I can only call him a bitch
Roxas: YOU WHORE O__O
Rin: Don't be such a meany roxas
Roxas: that's my job.
Roxas: *hugs sora*
Sora: *Stops crying* ;D.
Rin: haha I helped sora..get a hug
Kye: T__T well then uhm we have southpark to finish and uhh.. cosplay chess to watch and uhh.. OTHER SHIT.
Tweek: AGH TO MUCH PRESSURE!!
Stan: Shut up tweek.
Rin: STFU STAN
Kenny: RIN YOU TELL ANYONE ILL KILL YOU
Craig: sooooooo bored.
Kenny: Okay so this doesn't count for the story right??
Kenny: Okay *TACKLES CRAIG*
Craig: AHHH RAPE.
Rin and kye: YAY
END. REVIEW DX PLEASE OH GOD I WONT BE ABLE TO LIVE
Roxas: PAIN WITHOUT LOVE PAIN I CANT GET ENOUGH! DX CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUNDS THEY DO NOT HEAAAAAL