Disclaimer: I don't own jack to do with Ben Ten Alien Force yeh? Do you HAVE to keep on reminding me I don't own things I love? Do you?

Summary: Kevin goes a bit too far with the jokes. He finds it funny, but Ben? Not so much.

Chapter one

Kevin and Ben are sitting in the car after a fight, absolutly exhuasted. They had been driving for hours in silence which was really irritating Kevin, but he had nothing to say. He took his eyes off the road for a second to look at Ben to see if he was just as bored as he was. Ben was leaning on his hand, eyes looking out the window, but Kevin could tell he was staring into space.

'Finally' Kevin thought, "Yo Tennyson" He said breaking the silence "Whatcha thinkin' about?"

"Nothing"

"Suprise suprise" he smirked.

"Shut up."

"Seriously," glancing at Ben again "What are you thinking about?"

"I was just thinking, do you think all this fighting aliens and protecting the world stuff... is making us forget what it's like being a normal kid?"

Kevin mentally rolled his eyes. "Whatdya mean?" he said, knowing full well what he meant and not really interested in the answer, in any way or form, but he suppossed it was better than silence.

"Well, you know, simple stuff, like, being scared of the dark or... scared of insects. Normal stuff that other kids are scared off, but we're not. Cause we've seen worse, you know? In the end, do you think we'll forget what it's like to be...human?"

"...Probably... " He said with his eyes still on the road. "So what are you intending to do about it?"

Ben shrugged, looking out the window leaning on his hand again, "I dunno".

"So basically your just bitchin' but not gonna do anythin' about. What are you a girl?"

"Shut up Kevin" he said sitting up again.

"Whadyu wanna do about it then?" Kevin repeated.

"I dunno, what do you wanna do about it!" Ben schreached,

"Huh?" Kevin said stopping the car "The road is blocked? Since when?"

"Don't change the subject!" Ben yelled.

"You want your smoothie or what?"

"What?" Ben looked forward to see a line of yellow and black tape across the road, with stop signs at the side. "Oh yeah I forgot, they're fixing the road from when that alien we fought last week blew a hole into it."

"Oh well, no smoothies for you. I'd be suprised if it was still open anyway, it's like one in the morning"

"No, the smoothies shack is closed but there's a cafe that's always open and they sell smoothies too. We just have to walk up the road instead of drive."

"Well, you can't go walking down a dark street alone. Emphasis on alone because I will not be going with you."

"Oh c'mon!"

"I'm not leaving the car." Kevin said crossing his arms and leaning back into his seat.

"Fine, I'll go by myself!"

"You do that."

"If I'm not back in an hour you'll know I've been murdered!" Ben reached down and tugged at the handle, "Kevin, let me out."

"The doors unlocked"

"Then why won't it open?"

Ben saw Kevin's face cringe, "One of the aliens slammed into my car" Kevins scolwed and he gripped the car wheel tighter, "Guess it did more to the door then just dent it" he said angrily. Ben laughed and Kevin looked towards him, "What's so funny Tennyson?"

"Obsessive compulsive much."

"Shut up Smoothie boy"

"...pfft...Smoothie bo-?"

"I'm tired! Ok? I haven't got the energy for a good come back. I'll just spit in your juice or somethin' when you get back." Kevin's said scretching and laying his head against the car wheel.

Ben scoffed, like he's really gonna let that happen. Ben nugged Kevin to make him sit up and then Ben climbed onto his lap.

Kevin smirked, knowing full well what Ben was doing "I'm a little worried about your intentions Benji".

"You should be, because if you call me Benji again, I intend to kill you." Ben glared, as he opened the door and climbed out the car on Kevin side.

"You sure your not gonna come?"

"I'll be right here"

"Ok," Ben said, excepting that as his final answer and Ben closed the door making his way up the road.

Kevin rolled down the window half way, "Don't take too long!" Kevin shouted before rolling it back up again. He sighed, his cars gonna take longer than he thought it would to fix it, which for Kevin wasn't that long, but he still wanted his baby fixed as fast as possible. Remembering this, Kevin relised Ben would probably take his time when deciding what flavour to get and rolled his eyes in frustration. Growling at the back of his throat, he opened the car door, and yelled, "Yo Tennyson! Wait up!".

During the walk which felt forever since Kevin was so tired but was really only about ten minites long, Bens phone rang. "Who's gonna be calling me at one in the morning?" he said before answering it "Hel-Gah!" falling backwards onto the floor because the door had slammed on his face when Kevin had walked through and not bothered to hold it open. "Kevin!" He heard Kevin chuckle, before turning his attention back onto the phone.

Kevin sat on a chair in the cafe and waited for Ben, what's taking him so long? He saw Ben walk towards the table and sit down with an irritated look on his face. "Door knock you out or somethin?"

"Shut up, I need you to drop me home."

Kevin raised an eyebrow slightly, "How come?"

"That was my mum. She knows I snuck out and now I'm grounded."

"Why don't you just sleep at my apartment?"

"But then I'll get shouted at twice as much for not coming home when she told me too!" Ben whined, leaning his head back and jumping on the spot slightly like a toddler.

'Hard to belive it's been five years' thought Kevin, "Yeah," he continiued "But at least you'll be awake enough to handle it. You look half asleep."

"I am, but I was hoping a smoothie would wake me up." Ben said staying still this time.

"Well hurry up and we'll catch a late night movie."

"But my mu-"

"What flavor you gettin'?"

"I... " Ben hesitated and sighed "Any. And make sure it has a crazy straw in it"

"Crazy straw?" Kevin questioned.

"Yeah, It's one of those where, like, you suck, but it's so long, it's like a week before you actually taste it."

Kevin chukled, "One mixed medium smoothie and a large coffee."

Ben had already finished his smoothie in the time they were walking back down the road, to the point were Kevin actually questioned who was the mutant, him or Ben, and when they got back to the car, Kevin got in first. Much to Ben's irritation. "Kevin I need to get into the car!"

"Can't you just tie your self to the back of the car and I'll drag you along?" Ben glared, Kevin smirked but then turned back to his miserable face, "I don't want your foot prints on my seat."

"Your cars broken anyway!" Kevin glared at him, sat back in his seat and started drinking his coffee. Ben pouted annoyed before getting an evil spark in his eye, smirked and pushed Kevin's face (nearly making Kevin choke) while he climbed onto Kevin's lap again, "Ow!" making sure to grind his heals into Kevin leg, just to piss Kevin off. Ben sat on top of him, slamming himself roughly onto Kevin lap to hurt Kevin even more, to piss Kevin off that much more, (that teaches him for makin' him climb) ready to slide himself onto the passenger seat.

"Hey!" Kevin shouted as Ben sat on his lap, "Don't spill the coffee!" he yelled as Ben was shuffling on his lap, he moved his arms apart, with his coffee as far away from Ben as possible. Ben is really annoying him now. "Ben! Will you get ouffa me?"

"I can't."

Kevin smirked, "Heh, you in love with me Benji?"

"Shut up"

"aawee, Benji~" Kevin teased nuzzling the back off of Ben's neck with his nose.

"Shut up! I'm stuck you idiot," Ben said bouncing up and down slightly on Kevins lap. Kevin raised an eye brow.

"Whadya mean your stuck?"

"I think your trouser belt is tangled onto mine"

"Oh, hold my coffee" Kevin said simply as he handed it over to Ben and lifted his own shirt slightly to see his belt and started trying to untangle the two as Bens phone rang again.

"Your mum again?"

"Ugh, probably" Ben cringed.

"Don't anwser it." Kevin said as Ben reached behind him to get his phone out of his back pocket, "Gah!" Kevin shouted, "That's not your phone!"

"Oh! Sorry!" Ben said before grabbing his actual phone and looking at the caller ID. "Gwen?"

"What's she doin' callin you?" Kevin said stopping what he was doing to look up and Ben, "She said she was busy tonight. A sleep over or somethin'."

"A sleepover? You mean like a party? Why weren't we invited?"

"It's a girl thing Tennyson"

"but I wanna-"

"Ben-"

"Do you think they have candy?"

"The phone."

"Oh" he remembered, turning his attention back onto the phone.

A while later, he closed his phone, Kevin not paying attention to anything they were talking about having been fiddling with the belts. "What was the call for?"

Ben mumbled, "She got a call from my mum and got shouted at saying she was encouraging my increasing rebelliuos behaviour." and cleared his throat.

Kevin looked up and stared at Ben with, once again, a raised eyebrow. "Isn't the bad influence me?"

"Not recently,"he said turning his upper body towards Kevin, "She's started to like you for some reason."

"Must be my charm" Kevin smirked. That God damn smirk, before turning his attention back onto the belts and Ben turning back to face the front window. "What charm? You're the size of a elephant and you smell like one too." Ben smirked a smirk of his own.

"You're just small Benny boy."

"I'm not that sma-"

"And your whole family seems to fall for me. Must be in your genetics"

"Shut up Kevin."

"Wanna kiss baby?" Kevin teased again.

"Shut. UP." Ben shouted elbowing Kevin in the chest making Kevin huff. "You got it undone yet?"

"Not yet, just hold on a sec" Ben rolled his eyes, sighed and sulked. "Stop moving forward, it's hard enough doing this with your scrawny butt moving."

"I'M NOT SCRA-"

Ben's phone rang again, "Oh, please don't be my mum." he begged before he answered it. "Hello?... J-Julie?" He stuttered, as he felt Kevin freeze from what he was doing, just as Ben had expected him too. Ben could feel the exitement flowing from Kevins body, 'This is not happening! Ben thought. "C-Can you call back lat-"

"Oh this is TOO good." Kevin grabbed the phone out of Ben's hand.

"NO!"

Kevin used his hand to keep the one hand Ben had free (the other one was still holding the coffee and God forbid that spilling and staining the car, Kevin would kill him) to stop him grabbing his phone back.

"Kevin, no!" Ben screamed when Kevin grabbed is wrist and held the phone to his ear with his other hand. Ben's upper body was turned towards Kevin again and Kevin smirked. "This isn't happening!" Ben's mind screamed.

Kevin was silent, looking at Ben's wide eyes for a moment savouring Ben's reaction. After a pause Kevin started talking down the phone;

"...Oooh Benji~"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ben screamed, struggling and shuffling to get out of Kevins grip.

Kevin used the same hand that was holding Ben's wrist, to grab Ben's palm and cover Ben's mouth with Ben's own hand. Ben turned towards the front window, but Kevin wanted to see Ben's face. So with Kevins hand still covering his hand, which was covering his mouth, Kevin pulled Ben's body back against his chest making Ben's head lean against Kevin's left shoulder. Ben was furious and Kevin was nearly crying with laughter over Ben's legs flailing everywhere but was holding back so Julie wouldn't hear him laughing.

"Ben~" Kevin moaned down the phone.

"MMMMFFF!" Ben sceamed, muffled by his own hand, covered by Kevins so he couldn't move it. This was so hummiliating. "Kfffn nuuu!"

This was rich. Kevin even put the phone on load speacker so Ben could hear what Julie was saying.

"Kevin? What are you doing there?"

'Jesus Christ this is funny' Kevin thought. "Nnnugh... Ben...Benny! Oooh Ben! Oh God Ben! ...Ooooh Baby tap that!"

"MMMFFGGHH!"

"Kevin whats going on?"

"What's that?" Kevin shouted, "You say you want it harder Ben?"

"MMMFFGGGHHH!"

"Here it comes baby, anythin' you want, anythin' you want all night long! OOOH BEN~! Stay still, I'll Bust that Kick!"

Ben dropped the coffee, this is bullshit. He pulled Kevin's hand off of him and ripped himself off of Kevins lap, hearing a tearing sound but he didn't care. Ben was red all over from anger and embarrasment.

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Ben screamed strangling Kevin. Kevin was already deprived of oxygen from laughing so hard that it really made hardly any difference to him. There were tears in his eyes, this is definitely the best thing he's ever done. Ever.

"GIVE IT TOO ME!" Ben screamed trying to wrestle the phone out of Kevins hand with no success.

"HAHAHA! Tap it, Slap it, Spank it, Bang it-!"

"KEVIN!"

"Oh! It's salty but it's delicious! I love you!"

"SHUT UP"

"Er, I'm gonna go"

"NO! Julie wait!"

The phone hung up, "NNNOOOO! JULIE!"

Kevin was in tears of hysterical laughter, he tried several times to tease Ben through out but he couln't finish a word before starting to laugh twice as hard half way through.

"I hate you!" Ben yelled before getting out the car. Kevin's laughing died down slightly from when Ben left the car and stopped completly when he saw in the rear view mirror, Ben running down the road. Kevin turned around in his seat to see Ben run around the corner. "Can't anyone take a joke?" he said still chuckling a bit when he pulled his into reverse, turned the car around and started driving to catch up with Ben. Catching up wasn't hard do considering he was in car and Ben was on his legs.

Kevin drove beside Ben while Ben ran. Ben's face was low so Kevin couldn't see him very well, even when the street lights were over him, which were dim. "What're you plannin' to do? Run home?" Ben cringed. "It was a joke Tennyson. Get in the car and stop being such a baby-" Ben slammed his wrist and a green light flashed before Kevin saw jet ray soar up and fly away.

"... Oh yeah. Forgot he could do that." he looked up into the sky still even though jet ray was long gone. He sighed in frustration. "Oh man!" he yelled angrilly, punching the wheel with his fist before driving to Bens house.

End of Chapter one

This is a gift or dedicated for/to my top favourite Bevin artists:

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RokusukeTanaka

I don't really know what else to say _ This is the first Bevin story I've wrote and there's gonna be some yaoi in it. So um... yeah.