|Limbo's Pirate Radio Show
Author: PhantomChajo PM
What if there was a pirate radio station that broadcast from the other side of the Light-Year Limit? Tune in and have a listen Setting: Every verseRated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 04-26-02 - Published: 01-19-02 - Status: Complete - id: 555254
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Pirate Radio Show #6
Blaring guitars and scream voices.
"If you listen to Fools the Mob Rules! The Mob Rules!"
The music fades out and another voice can be heard.
"You are now tuned into WMOB 103.3 The Mob!"
"Hey hey hey people! We're Back! I bet you wish we had gone permently. Sorry no can do. We're like that bad coin, We always show back up. Got plently of news, stories and rumors for you. But right now let's kick this show off with the weather."
"That's right as rain, which hasn't been seen in a while from the looks of things. Seems Limbo has been hit by a heat wave. The Fellow goes by the name Inferno."
"I'd beware of that fellow. From what I've heard from the laides, he's pretty hot." cat calls in the background.
"Bet you could cook a pot roast in his shorts" Snickering can be heard.
"Anywho on to the news. Hey that seemed to rhyme."
"Don't press your Luck."
"Awww your no fun. hehehe. Seems that that newest little hawk Sunny got married recently. To none other then the old man of Bedlama, Dimlight. Reports came in that they seem to have quite a night life."
"Yeah, had complaints that the windows of the nearer houses (Several miles away) ended up with shattered windows from her screaming."
"Wooooo-Weee! Talk about being Vocal! " Lots of laughter at that. "Mean while over on Brim*Star, Old Snaggle Puss himself seems to be in a bit of a mood. Heard he found his long lost daughter."
"If I was his daugher, Heck, if I was his kid at all, I'd stay long lost myself."
"Well take a gander at this, Seems she's one of the Hawks to boot."
"Ohhh talk about family fueding!"
"We'll be right back"
Music plays for a few
"We're Back! And you thought it was an empty threat."
"The Rumor Mill has beem churning out the gossip of late. Seems that 'Love' (or is it 'Lust') is in the air. Two of the winged birdies got into a scuffle over a gal at Wings of Freedom. The Hit rockstar Cherri Berri has been seen with a shadowy figure. Looks like her Hubby doesn't know about it."
"So much for being a investagative reporter" Snickers again.
"Yeah Tell me about it. Another bit of interest is that 'Quickie' has returned. Makes ya wonder where that bird has been for the last year or so. Any idea?"
"None on this end. You?"
"Nope. Oh well. We'll just have to see what happens."
"Wait, hold everything. A new bit of rumor has just hit." sound effects of a wreck.
"It says here that Moonstryker of the Silverhawks, that rather brash egotistical and arrogent jock, has been seen at rather infamous gay bar over on fense."
"He must have hit the bottom of the barrel then if he's turned there. Everyone knows how he treats the ladies."
"Get this, He was seen making out with another guy!"
"Way! Well we always knew that something was up with that fellow."
"And knowing is half the battle... Woops wrong show!"
"Well folks. Looks like our time for today is up. We'll catch you on the flip side!"
"Seee yaaa Booooooyzz!"
Music comes back on.