The Twelve Days Of Christmas: Monty Python Style

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

A sheep perching in a large tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Two cans of spam

And a sheep perching in a large tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Three angry frenchmen

Two cans of spam

And a sheep perching in a large tree.

On the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me,

Four coconuts

Three angry frenchmen

Two cans of spam,

And a sheep perching in a large tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Five naughty bits!

Four coconuts

Three angry frenchmen

Two cans of spam

And a sheep perching in a large tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Six Holy Grails,

Five naughty bits!

Four coconuts

Three angry frenchmen

Two cans of spam

And a sheep perching in a large tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Seven Twits-a-jumping

Six Holy Grails,

Five naughty bits!

Four coconuts

Three angry frenchmen

Two cans of spam

And a sheep perching in a large tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Eight dead parrots

Seven Twits-a-jumping

Six Holy Grails,

Five naughty bits!

Four coconuts

Three angry frenchmen

Two cans of spam

And a sheep perching in a large tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Nine dirty forks,

Eight dead parrots

Seven Twits-a-jumping

Six Holy Grails,

Five naughty bits!

Four coconuts

Three angry frenchmen

Two cans of spam

And a sheep perching in a large tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Ten Lumberjacks

Nine dirty forks

Eight dead parrots

Seven Twits-a-jumping

Six Holy Grails,

Five naughty bits!

Four coconuts

Three angry frenchmen

Two cans of spam

And a sheep perching in a large tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Eleven silly walks

Ten Lumberjacks

Nine dirty forks

Eight dead parrots

Seven Twits-a-jumping

Six Holy Grails,

Five naughty bits!

Four coconuts

Three angry frenchmen

Two cans of spam

And a sheep perching in a large tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Twelve confused cats,

Eleven silly walks

Ten Lumberjacks

Nine dirty forks

Eight dead parrots

Seven Twits-a-jumping

Six Holy Grails,

Five naughty bits!

Four coconuts

Three angry frenchmen

Two cans of spam

And a sheep perching in a large tree.

I know there are other Monty Python Christmas song remakes on here, so I tried to make mine sort of original :)