Disclaimer: Wah! Will Twilight ever be mine?

Alice: NO!

Sorry it took so long to get this up I've been having major computer problems.

(Third person POV)

"BRANDI, WHERE ARE YOU?" screamed Nessie.

"Nessie, who's Brandi?" Carlisle asked Nessie.

"My duck," replied Nessie.

"Why do you have a duck sweety?" asked Bella coming into the room.

"Cuz, I'm cool like that!" exclaimed Nessie doing jazz hands.

"Hey, only Jasper is allowed to do jazz hands!" screamed Alice coming down the stairs.

"Nah uh, he said I could do them to!" screeched Nessie in reply.

"Somebody call for me?" asked Brandi waddling into the house.

"WTF, IS THAT A TALKING DUCK!" yelled Emmet racing down the stairs.

"No, Emmet it's a talking vampire duck!" Squeled Nessie running over to Brandi and hugging her.

"Is that even't possible?" asked Edward coming in from hunting with the rest of the family.

"I'm not sure," said Carlisle.

"Nessie, where did you find this duck?" asked Esme.

"At a duck hang out duh!" replied Nessie.

"Cool, can I get my own duck?" asked Emmet.

"No!" shouted everyone in union.

"Ah, why not?" whined Emmet.

Ok, I know super short but I've been really sick.

It really sucked all I did was sleep, go to skool, & eat saltine crackers!

Anyways REVIEW PLZ!