Author: jacobyel PM
The 3rd Aladdin parody. Kiba and his friends discover a magic lamp. The evil tiger Shere Khan wants the chest to rule the kingdom of Toonrabia. Will Kiba rescue the princess Ino before it's too late?Rated: Fiction K - English - Parody/Adventure - & Kiba I. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 02-05-10 - Published: 01-02-10 - id: 5635076
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Marluxia: Stop, thief! I'll have your hands for a trophy,
Kiba: (Looks back, then down, then at the bread.) All
this for a loaf of bread?
(He jumps off, landing on two ropes strung between buildings, with
drying clothes on them. He skies down them, collecting bits
and pieces of clothing on him as he goes. Finally, he's
nearing the end of the rope, at a window, when Donald Duck reaches
out and slams the shutters closed. Kiba slams into the
shutters and falls to the street, his fall being broken by
numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around him. He pulls
off the top layer of clothes and is about to enjoy his bread
Waluigi: There he is!
Scourge the Hedgehog: You won't get away so easy!
Kiba: You think that was easy?
(He looks at Shanti, Penny and Lo Ridgemount, laughing at him.)
Marluxia: You two, over that way, and you, with me. We'll
(Kiba pulls a sheet over him and wraps himself as a disguise.
He rushes over to Shanti, Penny and Lo Ridgemount.)
Kiba: Morning, ladies.
Shanti: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't
Kiba: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you
(A hand grabs Kiba's shoulder and yanks him back. It's Marluxia. Kiba's disguise falls off.)
Kiba: I'm in trouble!
Marluxia: ...and this time--(A barking sound from Akamaru,
then Marluxia's hood is pulled down over his
eyes. Akamaru dances on Marluxia's head, laughing. TLSoulDude and TSdragon kick his bottom.)
Kiba: Perfect timing, guys!
TLSoulDude: Don't mention it!
Kiba: Come on, let's get outta here!
Gotta keep...one jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
TSdragon: That's everything!
(Kiba, TL and Terrence battles Captain Hook wielding a sword. He dodges a couple of
swings, then pulls down Hook's pants. Akamaru raspberries Hook, then dodges an attack. Hook swings at the boys,
but destroys a barrel of fish. As the boys runs off, Hook
pulls a fish over his lower body as a pair of pants.)
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!
(Kiba, TL, Terrence and Akamaru scamper up a pile of barrels, then kick one down
on top of Makunga.)
GUARDS: (one at a time) Riffraff! Street rat!
Scoundrel! Take that!
TL: Just a little snack, guys!
(Kiba, TL and Terrence scamper to the top of a platform. The GUARDS shake the
platform back and fro trying to knock him off.)
GUARDS: Rip him open, take it back guys!
Kiba: I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Akamaru!
Jen Masterson, Tricia and Nebula (6teen): Who?!?
(Kiba, TL and Terrence jump off the platform to certain death, only to grab Akamaru's
paws like an acrobat. The pair swing into a harem.)
Oh, it's sad Kiba's hit the bottom
He's become a one-man rise in crime
(Akamaru finds a plate full of fruit and stuffs his mouth full like a
Jonesy Garcia: I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em!
TL: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
(Kiba, TL, Terrence and Akamaru exit. Cut to Faramir flexing to a crowd. The
GUARDS rush past. Cut to Kiba, TL, Terrence and Akamaru behind Faramir,
matching his moves, until they make a mistake and are discovered.)
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume.
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block.
(A chase sequence, in which Kiba, TL, Terrence and Akamaru, pursued by the GUARDS,
race through a flock of Mareep, hurdle Yao (Mulan) sleeping on a bed of
nails of course Wario lands on him. Akamaru
disguises himself with jewels until Tai Lung discovers him.
Tai Lung: Stop, thief! Vandal!
Flaky (Happy Tree Friends): Scandal!
Kiba: Let's not be too hasty
(Kiba is surrounded by GUARDS in front of a door. The door opens
and Princess Daisy comes out.)
Princess Daisy: Still I think he's rather tasty
(Kiba tumbles away, then puts his arm around Dr. Facilier, acting
like they're all chums.)
Kiba: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we'd get along!
(They all jump into a pile and fight. When they stop, Kiba, TL, Terrence and Akamaru are gone. They are sneaking away in barrels. They run
across a flaming pit that Infernape is on, followed by GUARDS who hop up and down, screaming in pain as they cross the rocks. Kiba, TL, Terrence and Akamaru pass Harold swallowing a sword, then Akamaru goes back, pulls the sword
out of Harold's mouth. Akamaru advances on the guards,
who retreat in fear.)
Wario: He's got a sword!
Marluxia: You idiot--we've ALL got swords!!
(Akamaru sets the sword down gently, then runs. Kiba, TL, Terrence and Akamaru are
once again surrounded, with GUARDS coming from left and right.
He jumps up and climbs a rope trick being done on the street by Kaa the Snake,
as the GUARDS all crash into each other.)
TL: One jump ahead of the hoofbeats!
Terrence: One hop ahead of the hump!
CROWD: Street rat!
Kiba: One trick ahead of disaster
All three: They're quick--but I'm much faster
CROWD: Take that!
(The GUARDS chase the boys up a staircase into a room. They grab a
carpet and jump out the window)
TL: Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish us happy landin'
All we gotta do is jump!
(The GUARDS follow him out the window, but they go straight down to
the street, and land in a pile with the sign "Timon and Pumbaa's
Discount Fertilizer." Kiba uses the carpet as a parachute
to land safely and out of danger. Kiba, TL, Terrence and Akamaru high-five each
TL: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast! All right!
(TL breaks the bread in two and gives half to Akamaru, who begins
to eat. But Terrence looks over and sees two young children named Double D and Bubbles
rummaging through the garbage for food. Bubbles sees them, then
drops her find and tries to hide. Kiba looks at them, then
the bread, then at Akamaru.)
TL: You are getting very hungry!
(Akamaru takes a big bite of his food, but TL gets up and walks
over to the children. Bubbles pulls Double D back.)
TL: Here, go on--take it.
(Double D and Bubbles giggle with delight. Akamaru tries to swallow his bite,
then looks guilty. He walks over to the children and offers his
bread to them. In delight, they pet him on the head.)
Akamaru: (I don't know that. Huh?)
(Akamaru sees Kiba, TL and Terrence walking into the daylight, where there is a parade
going peers over the shoulders of people. He sees
Mr. Grumpy riding on a horse.)
Squidward Tentacles: On his way to the palace, I suppose.
Koji Minamoto: Another suitor for the princess Ino Yamanaka.
(TL is startled as the two children come running out from the
alley. Double D runs out in front of Mr. Grumpy's horse,
Mr. Grumpy: Out of my way, you filthy brat!
(Mr. Grumpy brings up his whip to attack the children, but Terrence
jumps in front of them and catches the whip.)
Terrence: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners
Mr. Grumpy: Oh--I teach you some manners!
(Mr. Grumpy kicks TL, Kiba and Terrence into a mud puddle. The crowd laugh at him.)
TL: Look at that, guys. It's not every day you see a
horse with two rear ends!
(Mr. Grumpy stops and turns back to TL, Kiba and Terrence.)
Mr. Grumpy: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a
street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only
your fleas will mourn you.
(Kiba rushes Mr. Grumpy, but the doors to the castle slam shut
in his face.)
Kiba: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas. Come
on, guys. Let's go home.
(Kiba makes the climb to his home with the view, then tucks in
Wooldoor for the night.)
Kiba: Riffraff, street rat.
I don't buy that.
If only they'd look closer
Would they see a poor boy? No siree.
They'd find out, there's so much more to me.
(He pulls back a curtain to reveal the beautiful palace.)
Naruto: Hey, Kiba. Whattya think just happened?
Abe Sapien: We've been looking all over for you.
Sakura: Yeah. What's gonna happen?
TL: Someday, guys, things are gonna change. We'll be
rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems
Sakura: Yeah, I see. Well good night, everyone.
All (to Sakura): Night.