|Waffle: An Ode
Author: Adriana DiVolpe PM
Short crack poem about a Dalek and his love for waffles. You just don't come between a Dalek and his breakfast.Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Words: 113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 01-11-10 - Status: Complete - id: 5659654
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Crack poem inspired by a video on youtube that someone made to the Parry Gripp song "Do You Like Waffles?" If you go to youtube and search 'dalek waffles' you'll find it. I highly recommend it.
Delicious as thou art brave;
Sitting there on thy little plate;
Dost thou know this is the end, tiny waffle?
Dost thou sense thy doom close at hand?
O valiant waffle,
How I long to taste thy soft, sweet flavour,
Thy light and fluffy texture;
Dost thou know how I love thee?
There are life forms in the vicinity!
They would interrupt my breakfast!