BurningBridge: greetings all. I did this as a challenge on Fyeray's profile.

Will: what's it about?

Halt: crap!

Will: huh?

BurningBridge: which one? The challenge or the story?

Will: the story.

BurningBridge: you'll just have to read to find out! Please R and R. Oh yeah! I don't own Ranger's Apprentice or the 'Ninja Glare' song. ENJOY!!!

Will was practicing with his weapons. Halt was nearby (sorta) watching Will's progress. He decided it was time to test Will on his senses (seeing if Will could feel the presence of Halt's sneaking up on him). He started to move with the shadows.

"OH EM GEE (gee)

You can't see me (me)

I'm blending in just like a pine tree (tree?)

I am unseen, you can't see me cuz

I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja

Halt was gliding with the shadows. Through the pine trees, he was unseen, even the pine trees can't see him.

Hey, you can't see me

Am I a bird or am I a tree?

What's flying so high in the ayer (ayer)?

I'm a ninja don't stare (stare)

Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair)

I bet you don't even care

Here I go, there I go, this is my song

Being ninja you gotta be strong

Most of us found in Hong Kong

Where is my automobile now Dong?

Catching everything with my chopstick

Making loud noises with every hit

Moving unseen so fast so quick

I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks

OH EM…GEE (gee)

Be a ninja like me

Just watch me now and you will see!

Halt was seen (by other ninjas) dancing along with the song. "What song?" he asked.

"NOTHING!" shouted…well me.

OH EM GEE (gee)

You can't see me (me)

I'm blending in just like a pine tree (tree)

I am unseen, you can't see me cuz

I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja

Halt was now only a few meters from Will. Will still hadn't sensed me. Thought Halt. But boy was he wrong…

Hey we're dressed in black

Just like emos except for the fact

We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back

It's just our way to sneak attack

We see you coming cuz we have wall hacks

Don't come near us or we'll give you slap

And no sense in running cuz we set up a trap

Here comes the slow motion C C C CRAP!

Run like me

Hide like me

Don't forget your fatality

Dance like a ninja in the club

Even though you'll look like a scrub

Watch this vid learn something rare (rare)

This moves like a square (square)

Just throw your hands in the air (air)

Follow me do the Ninja Glare!

Halt moved out of the safety of the trees. And Will turned around just in time…

OH EM GEE (gee)

You can't see me (me)

I'm blending in just like a pine tree (tree)

I am unseen you can't see me cuz

I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja"

"OMG! You're a NINJA!?" Will suddenly said.

"NOO…I mean what makes you think that?" Halt replied as quickly as he could.

"Cuz of the song, you're doing everything it says and dancing to it."

"What Song!!"

"The song on my Ipod. It's called 'The Ninja Glare'."

"Crap!"

"So…it's true!?"

"Lets just keep this our little secret, OK?"

"Yes ninja, sir!" Will saluted.

"STOP THAT!"

"EEK! Please don't kill me with your awesomely awesome ninja stars!" Halt only sighed.

5 minutes later

"HALT'S A NINJA!!!" Will screeched.

"Halt's a NINJA?" everyone repeated.

"WILL!! I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!!" yelled Halt.

"What does murder mean?" asked Horace.

"HORACE IS STUPID!" and with that Will ran for dear life.

Will: psss! Is Halt here?

Halt: …YEP!!

Will: CRAP!!

BurningBridge: hehe. The original song was 'In The Ayer', Nigahiga just changed the lyrics. Please review.