|Yugioh: Back to the school bench!
Author: Regsd PM
Ever wondered how all the Yu-gi-oh characters were when they were young? Now is your chance to find out, when we visit our little friends in the first grade! Ehh rated for some cursed and a little violence... cope.Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 05-04-10 - Published: 01-16-10 - id: 5669982
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First class: English. Part two: Learning how to spell "DOG"
Teacher: Pegasus (again -.-)
Me: Hello people! I finally decided to upda…
Pegasus: Yay! You're finally updating! I'm soooo HAPPY! *Approaches fast, ready to hug*
Me: *Pulls out confiscated Millennium rod* Raise your hands above your head and back away from the author!
Pegasus: Your Millennium rod is no match against my eye! Muahaha!
Me: *Sweat drops* Eh yes it is… I'm the author – I decide which item is the strongest.
Me: Besides it's Florence Bakura you should show your "gratitude" to. He convinced me to update. *Points in random direction*
Pegasus: Yippey! Florence Bakura - here I ~coooome~ *Runs in the random direction with arms wide spread and lips pouted*
Me: Revenge is sweet… *Evil laughter* and now on with the story! Ehh… class o.O
Cheerful as ever and despite Kaiba-boy's evil stare, Pegasus continue the lesson.
"Okay kids! Today we're going to learn how to spell! Yay" Pegasus shouts with joy.
Needless to say that he's the only one.
"The first word you'll learn to spell is "dog", any volunteers?" Pegasus asks looking at the children expectantly, "Come on, don't be shy… Small cute kids like you shouldn't be shy! You should definitely not be shy, in fact you shou…." *Zones out with a dreamy look in his eyes*
All the pupils stare at each other and back to Pegasus, who just started drooling…
Me: TIME OUT! *walks up to Pegasus and whacks him in the head with a purple umbrella* NOW ON WITH THE STORY! *walks out again grumbling something about gay porn loving soab*
Pegasus shakes his head and get back to reality (o.O)
"Okay then… Marlik? Please spell dog" he says smiling like a maniac.
"Ehh Marlik? Please spell dog" he tries again.
"Mr. Pegasus? I think he's still in shock…" Tea says being the perfect student she is.
"Oh! Bakura then. Please spell dog." Pegasus now turns his attention to Bakura.
"Eh.. uhm.." Ryou starts (Bakura was bored) "D… U… C…K?"
"No, my little fluffy friend… that's duck not dog…" Pegasus starts.
Ryou stares blankly, "yeah?"
"Uhm.. You spelled duck as in the bird. Wanna try again Furbie?"
"WHAT THE FUCK did you just call me?! You – censored due to too dirty language for T rating – SOAB!" Bakura yells appearing automatically when someone uses the name Furbie.
"Furbie." Pegasus just says completely ignorant to the fact that Bakura is getting ready to kill him.
"Die motherfucker, DIE!" Bakura screams, jumping up on his table with a machine gun in his hands.
Everybody freezes as they see the penguin that just slammed into the window, slide down onto the ground.
*Synchronized sweat drop* o.O
"This is just too weird" Bakura grumbles as he sits back down on his chair, switching back to Ryou.
Even Pegasus is slightly speechless.
"Right…" he returns his attention to the class, "~Kaiba-boy~?"
Kaiba just stares at him.
"Please spell dog! I know you can do it!" Pegasus cheers, suddenly wearing a cheerleader uniform.
"W-H-E-E-L-E-R" Kaiba spells with an expressionless face.
Joey yet again falls of his chair due to the spelling of his name (A/N: Yes, he does know how to spell his own name…)
Atem quickly gets up and points at Kaiba, "Don't dare to call my friend a dog! I challenge you to a duel!"
*Dramatic wind starts blowing through the class room*
"Haha Easy now Yugi-boy Hahaha…" Pegasus interrupts, rolling around on the floor laughing like a pedophile (A/N: Make that: "Laughing like himself" -.-)
Tea raises her hand, waiting for the rolling teacher to see her.
Minutes pass by.
After careful consideration she decided that she'll talk anyway, "Mr. Pegasus? It's against school regulation to call your classmates name."
"Screw the rules, I have money!"1 Kaiba states, flipping a big bunch of banknotes.
"Good point." Pegasus says after he stops laughing.
"MR. PEGASUS!" Tea screeches.
"Alright, alright.. You spell dog then." Pegasus grumbles annoyed and starts coughing, "Joy-kill"
Tea just ignores him and starts spelling, "D-O-G".
Me: And this is where we going to end the spelling lesson!
Pegasus: Why did you do it this time?! It's only 21:00!
Me: Your point being?
Pegasus: Last time you stopped because it was too late. It's not late now! *Pulls out giant cartoon clock*
Me: Ehh… Tea spelled dog correctly – there's no reason to continue.
Pegasus: She did!?
Pegasus: Uhm *looks around, trying to ignore the awkward silence* So why did you put a 1 in this chapter?
Me: Oh right, I almost forgot – The sentence "Screw the rules, I have money" is credited to LittleKuriboh because Florence Bakura made me do it -.-'
Pegasus: Why did he do that?
Me: No idea… Anyway, please review and tell if this is funny or not. Remember: Pegasus' future career as a teacher depends upon it!
Pegasus: REEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!