|Kingdom Hearts, 358 over 2 days The true parody
Author: Gemini Gamer PM
Roxas' time in the Organization, The way it really happened. not a good summary.Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Roxas - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 08-31-12 - Published: 01-31-10 - id: 5707070
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Chapter Four Day 13
Day 13-Deeds to be done. So shut up and do them!
Roxas walks into the gray room (Still white damn it!) up int o Saix's face.
"What psycho cam you possible put with me today?!" Roxas asks.
"Lexaeus." Siax responds.
"Oh the fat guy?"
"I'm not fat!" Lexaeus replies.
"Shut up fat man!" Saix shouts "With that gut you could loose to a damn turtle in a race! Anyway, come talk to me when your ready." Saix walks away and Roxas is left looking at Lexaeus.
"What are you looking at?" Lexaeus asks angered.
"A fat tub of lard, that's what I'm looking at!"Roxas responds. Looks around the room to see Marluxia and Zexion, immediately goes up to Saix, and says, "I'm ready for my mission."
"Really?" Saix asks curiously.
"Yes." Roxas responds.
"you sure?" Saix asks again.
"No goofing off?"
"Not even smash that vase over there?" Roxas looks at the vase, it seems to be priceless.
"Tempting but no." Saix looked confused for a moment. But Lets Roxas and Lexaeus through the corridor.
Roxas and Lexaeus walk out of the dark corridor.
"So...wanna go and-" Roxas starts.
"Do you know what a limit break is?" Lexaeus asks.
"I was gonna ask if you wanna go stare at some ants, but know I want to know what this so called breaking of the limit is." Before Roxas knew it, a mega shadow appears in front of him. "Wow, that ant must need a lot of crack to be that big."
"And you're gonna need power to beat it." Lexaeus bitch slaps Roxas across the face.
"OW! What the hell are you doing you crazy bitch!?"
"Crazy bitch? I'll show you crazy bitch!" Lexaeus then bitch slaps Roxas twenty more times.
"My phuching jawh herts!" Roxas says.
"I don't care! Now fight that thing before I do it again!" Before Lexaeus slapped him again, Roxas went up to the shadow and gave it a tap with his keyblade. The shadow then swipes Roxas away knocking him to the ground.
"Well that obviously won't work." Roxas then gets out his secret weapon. Kingdom Hearts 358 over 2 days official game guide. He opens it up and starts reading. "Now lets see, no I don't need a weapons list...wow, you can play as Riku?! I HAVE to get this game! But still not what I need...Limit break! Hmmm, hold down the o button...o button? This is on DS not freaking PlayStation two! Screw this guide!" Roxas then picks up a near by rock and throws it at the mega shadow. The shadow then somehow returns to a normal ant size and Roxas then steps on him. "Do I get a cookie now?"
"Maybe if I had a cookie, I would eat it in front of your face and say not any more!" Lexaeus responds.
"...You're mean. And I'm not saying taking candy from a baby mean you're mean as in pay to have sex with a hooker and then steal the money back mean. And that's just wrong."
"I owed Zexion money, I gave her two hundred more dollars then I needed to...You know what I'm pretty sure I also killed her..."
"You're an ass." Roxas then goes into the black portal back to the World That Never was
Okay so I'm going to take this time now to say IM NOT CONTINUING THIS FOR A LONG TIME! I'm not saying that I'm never finishing this. It's just I have a lot of other stories to write and I'm not even half way done with any of them. I'm sorry but I set myself up for this to happen and for that I apologize. And With school coming up for me I'll find it hard to keep up with even one of my stories. And believe me this is not the only story I put on hold. So, I'm sorry for the long wait for this short chapter, and I'm not sure when there will be an update for this, but I WILL GET AROUND TO THIS! Until then, farewell.