|13 THINGS I HATE ABOUT JACOB BLACK
Author: edwardgirl95XD PM
THIS IS A LIST OF REASONS WHY I HATE JACOB BLACK.Rated: Fiction M - English - Parody/Humor - Jacob - Words: 99 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 02-15-10 - Status: Complete - id: 5749828
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13 THINGS I HATE ABOUT JACOB BLACK.
Having sex with Jacob will be like shoving a curling iron up there.
He would do it doggy style.
He has fleas.
He barks when you try to sleep.
He eats off of the floor.
He pees with his leg cocked (up) like a dog.
You have to let him outside to have a shit.
He buries his food.
He would lick your ...... face.
Don't forget to scoop his poop.
You have to walk him daily.
He malts everywhere.
And he will go wild when the neighbour gets her periods. lololololol