Author: KiKi121 PM
For all the have seen AVPM on youtube and all that have not. A short story about a glamorous Snape, Pigfarts and Rumbleroar?Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Words: 369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 02-19-10 - Status: Complete - id: 5759408
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When the trio entered the classroom they saw the Slytherins were already there and waiting.
"Luckily next year I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!" Draco yelled the last part as he talked to Crabbe and Goyle.
"Shut up Draco." Harry whined, "No one has any idea what Pigfarts is!"
"Oh famous Potter doesn't even know about Pigfarts!" Draco laughed standing up.
"Why don't you just go to Pigfarts right now?" Harry yelled angrily.
"I can't go to Pigfarts. It's…on…Mars!" Draco spoke slowly like Harry was a two year old, "You need a rocket ship. Do you have a rocket ship? I bet you do. You know not all of us have enough money to buy out NASA when out parents died!"
Draco rolled around the floor doing stupid gestures, "Rocket ship potter, Star kid potter, Moon shoes Potter!"
Snape had come into the classroom at that moment carrying his Zefron poster.
"What the devil is going on here?" He snapped to the class.
As he sat down the framed poster the head popped out.
"Oh, I'll be right back class don't move!" He snarled waving his hair and robes about.
Draco ranted as he stood up, "Dumbledore, ha. He's nothing like Rumbleroar he's a lion…that can talk!"
Hermione yelled out, "Erecto!"
Draco gasped as his pants fell down. He covered himself and tried to cross his legs. Everyone in the room burst into laughter that then proceeded to tears of joy. Snape then chose that moment to walk in waving his arms about.
"What the devil is going on here!" He asked glancing around the room.
"Granger!" Draco yelled pointing at her then to his pants.
"Twenty points from Gryffindor for inexcusable behaviour, and pull up your pants Draco." Snape snapped.
"Thanks Hermione." Ron and Harry moaned in time with each other.
"Everyone whip out your magazines, I mean potion books and make whichever one looks the hardest and most complicated" He spoke softly.
"Um, professor they all look really easy because well you got us learning potions for toddler's edition." Hermione spoke slowly and carefully.
Snape whipped around making his robes billow, "Oh that's absurd."