It has come to my attention that there are some people on this site who cannot take a freakin' joke. I wanted to use this chapter to put in "excerpts" from the Morgan family series, but instead I have to clarify something.
There is no Morgan family series. I made up the whole thing. ARE YOU FREAKIN' HAPPY NOW, YOU DETRACTORS?!
I'd also like to respond to some of the review commentary that has really irked me.
Yes, I know the books usually don't out within a month of each other. Usually. Anybody who remembers when the miniseries books (Orphans, Wildflowers, Shooting Stars) appeared, they came out within a month or so of each other, most likely because they were smaller books. Could this mythical Morgan family series be of tiny-book length instead of the regular 300-page monsters? It could be feasible.
To the woman who "claims" to work at Pocket Books...yes, I'm probably sure Neiderman wouldn't keep such sensitive information where anyone could get at it. Let's face it, the most high-profile system I've ever been able to break into are the school computer's content filters. :)
To the reviewer who had the balls to e-mail me and whine...puh-LEEZE! DON'T YOU KNOW A FREAKIN' JOKE WHEN YOU READ ONE? I'm just lucky I permenantly blocked your address in case you have the balls to whine again.
And to the first couple of reviwers who went along with the whole thing...whether or not you knew it was a joke, it was nice that you appreciated my creativity. Thank you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'll just go make up those chapter excerpts now.