Author: Fate Pwns You PM
What happens when Alice in a klutzy moment ends up hurting herself? And in this moment she hits her head, hereby expelling her thoughts to that of 5 year old temporarily. Let’s see how everyone in Wonderland reacts shall we? AliceXEveryoneRated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Alice L. - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,702 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 04-30-10 - Published: 03-22-10 - Status: Complete - id: 5836245
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Fate: Another story. Let's see how many I can give out. Now watch number 2!
Summary: What happens when Alice in a klutzy moment ends up hurting herself? And in this moment she hits her head, hereby expelling her thoughts to that of 5 year old temporarily. Let's see how everyone in Wonderland reacts shall we? AliceXEveryone. Mostly because an innocent naïve Alice will get in TONS of awkward moments with all these perverted bishies :3
Disclaimer: I don't own HnKnA
"Can you not worry? I'll be fine, geez." Alice huffed as she glared down at the annoyance that was Peter White who stood at the base of the tree she had climbed up. The rabbit was extremely stressed out about having Alice up so high doing something so dangerous.
"But Alice! You'll probably end up getting hurt! Please come down! I'll catch you!" Peter shouted up to her.
On her fours Alice extended her hand a bit higher to pick up another apple. "Calm down! I'm only picking apples. How dangerous can it be?"
"Be careful!" He called to her.
Rolling her eyes she sighed, she knew he was concerned but he was way too overprotective. "I did this a ton of times back in my world. Climbing trees isn't that extreme."
Alice was only getting the apples to make a dessert for most of the role holders in Wonderland. The only exceptions that she held in her mind at the current moment would have to be Blood and though she promised herself she'd be nicer… The white rabbit.
"But what if—"
Alice threw an apple down that hit him in the head with thump. "I know what I'm doing! Don't you have work to do?"
"Yes I do. But I rather spend this time with my dear Alice." Peter answered dreamily while holding his face. "That's too bad… I like guys who work hard." Alice's blunt voice said immediately after Peter's words. "I'll be off then. See you later, Alice." He said before racing off.
Alice chuckled as she dropped a couple more apples to the ground. One of the only ways to actually shake the fruits loose was for her to give it a hard grip and just start tugging on it. It ended up giving her several long scratches on her arm that bleed a bit, but she'd live.
"Oh! That apple looks pretty good." Alice whispered to herself as she saw a pure red slightly plump apple circle against the wind at the end of the branch she clung to. Steadying herself she began to crawl carefully towards it.
"Kya!" Alice cried painfully as her left palm slid on the rough branch. The unbalanced force of gravity began acting on her body as she tilted over a bit to the left and went falling toward the ground, head first. With an 'oof' Alice's green and red colored vision turned black slowly.
"Damn it." Boris cursed himself as he limped towards a tree. Despite his promise to stay out of harm's way for Alice's sake, he was out playing his 'game' once again and got more hurt than he originally intended. Not as much as before on his previous trips, but enough to make him sure no never cross Alice's path for the time being.
Imagine his ears when he heard a childish cry in the exact direction he was headed. His cat like curiosity arouse and his ears twitched a bit. A few sniffs were heard along with cry occasionally but otherwise the voice was miserable.
A little girl. He concluded. But what exactly was a little girl doing in this forest where dead body sightings were common and other predators were known?
Several apples scattered on the floor as he peered over the tree to see who was pouring their eyes out all alone.
Imagine his surprise when he saw Alice rubbing her eyes while letting a huge wail every couple of seconds. It only took the witty little girl a moment to realize she wasn't alone. Looking up at Boris with water filled eyes she sniffed her nose a bit before speaking words that made the Cheshire Cat question his own sanity, "Have you seen my mommy?"
"Y-you're mommy?" Boris asked surprised at the normally headstrong girl's unusual behavior. Alice nodded, only a few tears leaking out of her eyes now.
"Are you feeling alright?" He asked bending down to her sitting level to feel the girl's forehead. The temperature was normal from his view anyway. Now that Boris was at Alice's height she was given a clearer view of the top of his head. And when she saw his pink ears her eyes turned into mini hearts of wonder, "Ah! So cute!" She squealed rubbing his ears,
In his current condition, the force and grip Alice held over one of his most sensitive parts of his body was proven too much and he was sent toppling onto her lap while she continued pulling at his ears. "They're so fluffy and cute!" She exclaimed. In her little mood she took her face and rubbed it against Boris' gleefully.
"What's wrong with you Alice!?" Boris screamed as Alice tugged at his ears harder while giggling. Suddenly Alice stopped, "Kitty how do you know my name?" She asked curiously tilting her head to the side cutely.
Boris rubbed his ears in pain while looking at Alice surprised, "What are you talking about Alice? I'm Boris…"
"Bo-ris? That's a funny name!" Alice giggled while watching Boris' tail swish in front her face with predatory eyes.
Blinking Boris took a look at his surroundings, "Alice, were you picking these apples?"
"Yup! I planned on giving them to Onee-chan later on! But then I fell and hurt my head… I feel better now that you're with me Boris!" She said happily.
Boris blushed while getting off of Alice's lap, "You're Onee-chan? Say Alice, how old are you?" He asked suspiciously.
"That's easy! Alice-chan is 5 years old!" Alice said holding up 5 fingers proudly.
"And that's what happened." Boris explained with a sigh while Alice hid behind him shyly. It was hard enough for him to carry his own weight, much less carry Alice who at first had trouble even standing. But when they finally made it to the Clock Tower, Boris didn't hesitate to explain what happened to Alice to the Clock Master.
Julius crossed his arms while narrowing his eyes at Alice who peeked at him from behind Boris' fluff boa. "I have to go now," Boris said nervously at the tension.
Alice clutched onto Boris' back tighter and dug her face into his back. Boris blushed at her close proximity. "It's okay, Julius won't hurt you." He reassured her.
"Do you promise?" Alice asked her voice breaking a bit.
"Pinky swear!" Boris exclaimed with grin as he held up his pinky finger.
Nodding Alice let go of Boris reluctantly. "I'll be over to play later," Boris said before walking out with a wave.
Alice stared at her shoes for sometime as Julius continued to stare at her. "Um, Onii-san, is it okay if I call you Julius?"
"It was never a problem before." Julius remarked turning away, "Follow me, I'll show you to your room."
Alice scurried after the mortician, frantic to catch up as she stumbled clumsily.
"Stay in here for the time being okay? You're not to leave this room unless I get you for today." He stated.
But Alice seemed off in her own Wonderland. "Ah! I get this room all to myself!?" She asked amazed as she ran into her room and looked at it while circling a bit. "No one to share it with!?"
"That is correct." Julius clarified, "This was after all your old room." He muttered.
"But where will Julius sleep?"Alice wondered aloud, before he could finish Alice spoke, "Julius can sleep with Alice-chan if he wants!"
As soon as those words escaped her mouth Julius was already out the door.
Alice slept soundlessly on her bed as a faceless doctor continued inspecting her as Julius stood watching over the two of them from a distance.
"A temporary case of amnesia, her head seems pretty damaged." The doctor declared.
"Amnesia? She believes she's five years old." Julius said irritated.
The doctor nodded, "The only cause of that is whatever she was doing right before she got injured was something that triggered her 5 year old mentality. So for about 2 to 7 days, this young lady will be as she is now."
"I suppose it can't be helped." Julius grumbled walking out the room with a chilling aura following him.
Fate: That was fun to write :D Hope you all liked it as well. I'll update when I can.