Hi there everyone, Black-ice-alchemist here!

I was bored one day, so I started a poem about Roy's job. I liked it, so, I tried some others with different characters. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!!!

I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of its amazing characters. I do, however, own these poems!

Roy

Piles of pure evil

Sit there mocking me

Who would've thought that this job

Would make me go crazy?

My eyes are red-rimmed and bloodshot

Not enough sleep to work all day

And to my untamed horror I think

I'm goin' prematurely gray!

I thought I was so smart

Getting a desk job

Thought no more stress for me

But I'm one freaked out, handsome blob!

My men are a bunch of babies

Scared of guns and myths like ghosts

If they bug me one more time

They'll become human toast!

I've had it up to here

I really need a vacation

I've come to hate these four walls

And my writer's cramping station.

A colonel's life is crap

Swamped with never-ending work

The gals I pick up due to my title

Is its only quirk!

Hope you enjoyed! I'll have a couple more of them up ASAP. Review, please?!?!?! I'm starving for attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!