Author: black-ice-alchemist PM
How do people like Roy, Riza, and Ed feel about work, and their daily lives? They've decided to express themselves through poetry! First up: Roy Warning: swearing, maybe some pairing-ness if people request it.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Poetry - Roy M. & Edward E. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 03-31-10 - id: 5858336
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Hi there everyone, Black-ice-alchemist here!
I was bored one day, so I started a poem about Roy's job. I liked it, so, I tried some others with different characters. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!!!
I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of its amazing characters. I do, however, own these poems!
Piles of pure evil
Sit there mocking me
Who would've thought that this job
Would make me go crazy?
My eyes are red-rimmed and bloodshot
Not enough sleep to work all day
And to my untamed horror I think
I'm goin' prematurely gray!
I thought I was so smart
Getting a desk job
Thought no more stress for me
But I'm one freaked out, handsome blob!
My men are a bunch of babies
Scared of guns and myths like ghosts
If they bug me one more time
They'll become human toast!
I've had it up to here
I really need a vacation
I've come to hate these four walls
And my writer's cramping station.
A colonel's life is crap
Swamped with never-ending work
The gals I pick up due to my title
Is its only quirk!
Hope you enjoyed! I'll have a couple more of them up ASAP. Review, please?!?!?! I'm starving for attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!