GOD CAN LEAD US TO GLORY
BY BABY MIMI
Please don't read this if you're really little because this has some scary stuff in it.
It might scare little kids. I have never been watching the Sopranos but I know its
about gangsters so I decided to write this about a gangster who finds redemption from
the Lord and His son Jesus Christ because ANY ONE can find the goodness deep in there
souls if only they look so very hard!

Tony Soprano wore a black tuxedo with a black tie and fluffy white frills and
two pockets stuffed like a volcano with a gun and a wallet with Tony's drivers license
Tony drove all the way to Glenoak because Tony knew Tony had lost the Lord God's Blessed
Wisdom. Tony was a evil gangster who currently did walk down the street of Glenoak.
Then Tony sees Reverend Camden in a big coat that's black and Tony ejaculates
"I'll shoot that guy!" because Tony decides to rob someone. And Tony's about to
shoot Reverend Camden when suddenly Annie did run out of the house screaming "No no
no don't shoot my husband! Please?" Annie is crying like a erupting volcano.
Annie is wearing jeans and a pink shirt with a collar and 5 buttons.
Tony Soprano is about to shoot Reverend Camden when Happy runs out of the house
barking many barks the noise whizzing from Happy's mouth like the fire from a deep dark
volcano. Happy's tongue hung out of Happy's mouth and Happy looks cute. Tony
exclaims "Oh thats a cute dog." "Thanks." Annie expostulated. "Whats his name?"
"Happy." "Yes, he's our dog. My wife and mine's." "Cool."
Tony Soprano then saw Matt and the black guy ride up in a car. "Oh no its a
gangster whos gonna shoot my parents!" Matt enunciates. And the black guy would jump
out of the car as fast as a exploding volcano because the black guy lives in the hood
so the black guy knows how to deal with tripping homies. Matt looked really cute because
Matt's wearing jeans and a shirt and so does the black guy. Then came Mary and Lucy
and Tony juxtaposes "Wow what pretty girls." Thanks.
So Tony Soprano decides to have dinner with the family because Tony would think
it bad to shoot a man who is a priest with pretty daughters and a really cute dog and who
likes black people. Tony sees Ruthie and yelps "oh she's such a dear!" "Yes. Ruthie
is really cool."
So Tony Soprano found the true faith and denounces the sins of carnal apetites
and Tony moves in with the Camdens and Tony becomes friends with the black guy too.

THE END