Author: ariel001 PM
Jane concieved not one but twins that night with Kevin. Then she finds out about the article and never wants to see him again. She avoids him at all costs and he doesnt know that she was ever pregnant until Tess calls his paper to announce the births.Rated: Fiction T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Jane & Kevin - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 07-14-10 - Published: 05-07-10 - id: 5953636
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FLASHBACK [Jane is lying in bed, thinking]
I know this must sound horrible but I am not going to Tess's wedding. Kevin is bound to be there and I can not face such an inconsiderate, cynical, asshole.
So first he accuses me of being in love with George, my boss and tess's fiancé (which was true but embarrising to admit, and to Kevin of all people) Then he seduces me and three weeks later I am peeing on a little stick.
Yes that's right Kevin Doyle got me pregnant, and I havn't seen him since. I found out three weeks ago and I just don't think I can see him. He would stir up these retarted feelings I can't seem to suppress, and for what so I can tell him I'm pregnant and have to live with him in my life for at least the next eighteen years.
I don't think so I would rather raise this child alone, than with someone I despise as much as Kevin Freakin' Doyle.
Today I am getting my 6th month check up at my Obgyn. I have actually become excited at the prospect of being a mother. Sure I'll be single mother, but I am a strong, independent woman. Hey I may even become a feminist. Nobody wants to date a single mother of twins anyway.
Oh ya , I am having twins, one boy and one girl. My dad, Tess, George, and it seems like everyone else on the face of this planet keep reminding me that "a boy needs a dad or at least a father figure" I would rather die than hear that statement one more time. So here I am waiting for my name to be called sitting next to the gushiest, most in love couple I have ever seen in my life. Luckily my name was just called, no wait false alarm, they need me to fill out a form of " my child's father's family health history". I could shoot myself right now and 'oh no Miss I have the best husband in the world just said "HI"' .
Woman: Hey I'm Steph I couldn't help but overhear ,are you that woman with all the bridesmaid dresses from that article in the paper a few months back.
Jane: [thinking oh shit! I cant believe I am still known as the woman with all the bridesmaid dresses] Yah, I'm Jane it's nice to meet you Steph. When are you due?
Steph: oh matthew and I are having our little girl in three months. How about you?
Jane: Me too! I mean I am due in three months too, but I'm having twins, a girl and a boy
Steph: oh my god, Congratulations, you and your husband must be so proud!!
Jane: Well I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend for that matter.
Steph: Well I'm sure you will do a great job. We have got to get together for playdates after the babies are born. Matthew could even be the fatherfigure for your two. You know children need a fatherfigure, especially boys. What is your son going too do?
Jane: There it is again the saying that makes me want to kill the speaker. " my son will do quite fine so leave me and my children in peace" Yes I went there, but I have had enough of these people judging me. Everyone has an opinion on how I should raise MY children. THEY ARE NOT EVEN BORN YET!! AYE CARAMBA!!!!!!
My appointment from hell was yesterday. Today I am having breakfast with Tess, George and my dad at Dad's house. [this should go well]
Dad: Oh hey jane. How are you and my grandkids? Come in. come in. Tess and George just arrived.
Jane: dad I guess they are fine they are yet to be born remember? [wow it 's amazing how cynical I have become. Must be a Kevin trait. Hopefully it will go away once the babies are born.]
Tess: janey how are you? I just can't wait to become an aunt, how exciting!!!! George and I want to help with everything, you being a single parent and all.
George: [cutting Tess off] Jane I really think you should tell Kevin. He really is a great guy and would love to help out in anyway he can with these kids…
Jane: I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR AN INTERVENTION!!! Stop treating me like a child, I am a grown woman who can make her own decisions. I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH KEVIN DOYLE. For all record the babies in my womb are MINE not kevins. He is the asshole of this situation. I was hurt, and I am not subjecting myself to this pain again. Now if you don't mind I am taking these pancakes to go and going home!!! BYE
[JANE LEAVES IN TEARS, CALLS A CAB]
JANE: I got home so teary I could not even see more than two feet ahead of me. I plopped onto my bed and watched "full house" Hey I know it sounds corny, but Danny raises his girls without their mother. If he can do it so can i!!!! Before you say anything I know it is a television show, but this is the only way to keep my sanity.
Kasey: hey Jane!! Omg guess who I say today!! …..
KEVIN DOYLE, YOUR BABY DADDY!!!
Jane: Kasey, would you quite calling him that. These are my children, not his.
Kasey: [cutting Jane off] NO JANE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, HE RECOGNIZED ME AND WOULDN'T SHUT UP THE WHOLE TIME. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE ALL HE WANTED TO KNOW WAS "HOW'S Jane, TELL HER I'M SORRY AND THAT I LOVE HER, …
Jane: if he loved me so much than he wouldn't have written that hellish article. He is a freakin' ass, he could have called…
Kasey: Jane you won't take or return his calls and blocked his phone number. Your doorman is even under strict order , from you I'm guessing, to ask you before letting any men up to see you!! This is ridiculus!! Give Kevin a Break.
Jane: I can't !!!
Chapter 3 : here they come!!
The last two months have gone the same. Everyone still thinks Kevin should know, and I still ignore all evidence of Kevin's existence. I even told my OB to " suck it" He told me that I NEEDED TO GET THE INFO FILLED OUT ON MY BABY DADDY. He was so persistant I had to tell him that i didn't know his name. After that he finally shut up.
Ps he forgave me for telling him to "suck it" He wrote it off as pregnancy hormones.
Jane: [Walking around Central Park looking from some peace and tranquility] SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!!! [JANE CRIPPLES OVER IN PAIN, HER WATER HAS JUST BROKEN]
BYSTANTERS CALLED 911 AND BEFORE SHE KNEW IT JANE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL PREPARING FOR HER C-SECTION.
George, Kasey, Tess, and her dad had just arrived. Jane had left strict orders to only let Tess into the delivery room. This had been decided months ago, before all of them had teamed up against her and decieded that her babies needed a father. Three hours after her water initially broke Jane gave birth to her first child, her son. Ten minutes later her daughter was born. Eventhough they were born almost a month early, both were perfectly healthy.
Jane named them:
Noah Matthew Doyle 6lbs. 9oz.
Alexis Marie Doyle 6lbs. 4oz.
Everyone was surprised that she used Kevin's surname on Noah and Alexis's birth certificates.
[Three days after their birth Alexis and Noah arrived home with Jane.]
I was filling in for one of my co workers, who were getting married tonight. He had the worst job on the planet, taking calls on birth announcements, for Sunday's paper. Just when I thought I was going to shoot myself I got yet another call…..
Kevin: Hello, Malcolm from birth announcements speaking, how many I help you?
Kevin: sorry, but its Malcolm
Tess: cut the crap I know its you Kevin Doyle.
Kevin: who are you? How do you know me?
Tess: its Tess, Jane's sister. Oh maybe you don't remember…BRIDEZILLA!!
Kevin: Tess, I'm sorry, you really are relatively nice.
Tess: SHUT UP KEVIN!! I AM ONLY ON THE LINE TO ANNOUNCE THE BIRTH OF MY NIECE AND NEPHEW?
Kevin: wait, its only you and Jane right? This neice and nephew of yours are Jane's
Tess; God !! Yes these children are Jane's and I really cant stand talking to you. DO you have a pen and paper?
Kevin: [oh my god I guess she really had moved on . I cant melive I have lost my chance with my only true love, JANE!!!]
Wait Tess, what did you say their names were?
Tess: Shit Kevin!! Would it kill you to listen? Their names are Noah Matthew Doyle and Alexis Marie Doyle. They were born three days ago. Can I go know? [tess hangs up]
Kevin: DOYLE!! HOLY SHIT!!
PlEASE REVIEW!! I AM DYING TO KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THINK. PARTS ARE KIND OF RETARTED I KNOW. LIKE FULL HOUSE, BUT THAT WAS THE ONLY SHOW WITH A SINGLE PARENT THAT IMMEDIATELY CAME TO MIND! Thanks for reading and please review, review, review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps. i havn't decided if this is a oneshot or if i should continue? i am willing to keep writing, but only if i get reviews and if they are positive.