Summary: My sis and I got this idea while sitting at a bus stop today: Alfred (America) sings a song about water buffalo, and Roderich (Austria) is being a pain in the butt about the song. Parody of the VeggieTales song, "The Water Buffalo Song." No yaoi, just America being funny and Austria being a stick in the mud. Human names used.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia OR VeggieTales. Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya, and VeggieTales belongs to Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki.

Silly Songs with Hetalia

Narrator: Now it's time for Silly Songs with Hetalia, the part where a random Hetalia character comes out and sings a silly song. Now, without further ado, Alfred F. Jones (a.k.a. America).

(Alfred comes out, wearing a cowboy hat on his head)

Alfred: *ahem* The Water Buffalo Song.

(Dances randomly and begins to sing)

Everybody's got a water buffalo.

Yours is fast, but mine is slow.

Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know,

But everybody's got a water buffalooooo

I took my buffalo to the store,

Got his head stuck in the door,

(Alfred then gets his head stuck in a prop door)

Spilled some lima beans on the floor,

Oh everybody's got a…

Roderich (comes out and starts yelling at Alfred): Stop it, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You cannot say that everybody's got a water buffalo, because everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And (Roderich is now getting in Alfred's face) are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Stop being so silly! (Walks away, leaving Alfred alone. End scene.)

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Hetalia. Tune in next time to hear one of the Hetalia characters sing:

(Alfred appears and starts singing)

Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.

Yours is pink but mine is blue.

Hers was small but…

(Alfred is then interrupted by Roderich screaming and tackling him to the ground)