|Silly Songs with Hetalia
Author: Musical Ninja PM
Alfred/America sings a song about water buffalo, and Roderich/Austria is being a pain in the butt about the song. Parody of the VeggieTales song, "The Water Buffalo Song."Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - America & Austria - Words: 358 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 05-18-10 - Status: Complete - id: 5981606
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Summary: My sis and I got this idea while sitting at a bus stop today: Alfred (America) sings a song about water buffalo, and Roderich (Austria) is being a pain in the butt about the song. Parody of the VeggieTales song, "The Water Buffalo Song." No yaoi, just America being funny and Austria being a stick in the mud. Human names used.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia OR VeggieTales. Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya, and VeggieTales belongs to Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki.
Silly Songs with Hetalia
Narrator: Now it's time for Silly Songs with Hetalia, the part where a random Hetalia character comes out and sings a silly song. Now, without further ado, Alfred F. Jones (a.k.a. America).
(Alfred comes out, wearing a cowboy hat on his head)
Alfred: *ahem* The Water Buffalo Song.
(Dances randomly and begins to sing)
Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast, but mine is slow.
Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know,
But everybody's got a water buffalooooo
I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door,
(Alfred then gets his head stuck in a prop door)
Spilled some lima beans on the floor,
Oh everybody's got a…
Roderich (comes out and starts yelling at Alfred): Stop it, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You cannot say that everybody's got a water buffalo, because everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And (Roderich is now getting in Alfred's face) are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Stop being so silly! (Walks away, leaving Alfred alone. End scene.)
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Hetalia. Tune in next time to hear one of the Hetalia characters sing:
(Alfred appears and starts singing)
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but…
(Alfred is then interrupted by Roderich screaming and tackling him to the ground)