Better late than never with an update, eh? As always, I do not own SGU.

"It feels like it's been an eternity since we've written on this." – Eli

"We're back, baby! Hiatus is mostly over!" – Chloe

"Did you hear that crashing sound? That was the fourth wall collapsing." – Eli

"My spidy-sense is tingling." – Brody

"What are you, Spiderman?" – Volker

"No, I mean there's an alien spider crawling up my leg." – Brody

"… Sarcasm?" – Volker

"Yes. I'm sorry it doesn't convey through writing." – Brody

"My girlfriend is absolutely insane." – Scott

"If you're just figuring this out now, we need to have a serious talk." – Greer

"ATTN: Random systems have been giving minor malfunctions. Nothing vital yet, but if something minor goes wrong, this is a heads up." – Brody

"I blame Rush." – Col. Young

"You always blame Rush." – Brody

"It's served me well in the past." – Col. Young

"Rush is no longer in the vents, believe me, I've checked, thoroughly." – TJ.

"That explains the spelunking gear." – Young.

"The lights are acting weird in my room." – Greer

"Yeah, that's not a malfunction. I was just bored." – Rush

"I have spent more time than is probably necessary inside a pillow fort." – Ginn

"Shh. We're having you apply for citizenship." – Eli

"You're lucky I love you, otherwise I would be questioning my life decisions right now." – Ginn

"Hm… What's that mysterious clunking noise…?" – Brody.

"I've found Rush." – TJ

"In a hopeless place?" – Chloe

"Where was he?" – Eli

"Hiding by the engines. He's strapped to a bed in the infirmary now." – TJ

"… Kinky." – Chloe

"… Oh. Well. Shit. That's not good." – Brody.

"Please tell me that you're talking about Rush being strapped to a bed in the infirmary. Or about Chloe quoting horrible song lyrics." – Volker

"We're not that lucky." – Brody

"Sometimes I wonder about my taste in men." – Ginn

"I have caramel corn." – Eli

"Wondering over. I make good decisions." – Ginn

"Rush has escaped. Again." – TJ

"Rush, do you have ANY sense of self-preservation?" – Young.

"Of course I do. It's in a box in my closet shouting 'let me out, let me out! You're making bad choices!'" – Rush.

"… He's back. Willingly." – TJ

"We're all going to die, aren't we?" – Camille

"I'm just going to go sit in the plant room until everything makes sense again." – Lisa

"We're never going to see you again." – Greer

"Chloe, why are you so insane?" – Eli.

"I blame today's violent media." – The great president Chloe.

"Rush is being cooperative… Something is very, very wrong." – TJ

"At this point, let's not question it." – Col. Young

"…" – TJ

"What?" – Col. Young

"Do you have him under mind control?" – TJ

"I-wha-of course not." – Col. Young

"Holy crap you do." – TJ

"You've been spending too much time around Chloe. I don't know what you're talking about." – Col. Young

"Eli has gone to check out something in a storage area, I'm checking over random equations he left with me." – Ginn

"Ginn, we need to discuss the concept of 'girl time'." – Chloe

"Eli told me that I'm not supposed to talk to you unless I have a large, blunt object nearby." – Ginn

"We have a bit of a… Crisis situation." – Brody

"Define 'crisis'." – Col. Young

"We… Should probably have the crew get off at the next planet so we can fix the problem without worrying about people." – Brody

"… Shit." – Eli