What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

A/N: Hiya! I am the headmaster of DWMA—

Shinigami: Shinigami Chop!

*Faint*

Shinigami: Please excuse the author for being a fool of himself…In any case, please enjoy this fanfic he made.

It was a fine day in the DWMA and Soul was walking around the academy when Maka showed up.

Maka: Hey Soul, can I ask you a question?

Soul: Uh sure I guess.

Maka: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Soul: That's a stupid question, so uncool.

Maka: Shut up and answer it okay?

Soul: Fine; I would ride my motorcycle around the world I guess. Why do you ask?

Maka: I'm interviewing people about what would they do for a Klondike Bar.

Soul: What gives you the dumb idea to interview people for an ice cream?

Maka: A TV commercial?

Soul: So uncool.

Maka: Shut up, now if you excuse me, I'm going to interview someone.

Soul: Ok have fun with that.

-A few minutes later-

Black*Star: What would I do for a Klondike Bar? Isn't that obvious? I would surpass God!

*Maka sweatdrops*

Maka: Oookay, Tsubaki?

Tsubaki: I would protect Black*Star I guess.

-At Death the Kid's house-

Kid: What would I do for a Klondike Bar? Wait, is it symmetrical?

Maka: Yes.

Kid: Really? Then I would make the world symmetrical!

Liz: I would buy more make up.

Patty: I would break a giraffe's neck!

-At DWMA-

Maka: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Ox: I would pass a test.

Harvar: I would try to mod my visor to fire lasers.

Kilik: I would challenge someone to a fight.

Hiro: I would do the 1000 tasks Excalibur gave me.

Kim: I would break up with Ox.

Ox: Wait, what?

Kim: Kidding!

Jacqueline: I would protect Kim.

Chrona: I don't know how to deal with this…

Maka: Don't worry just answer a question.

Chrona: Okay; I would write a poem…

Ragnarok: I would steal Chrona's Klondike Bar if he/she has one!

Spirit: I would give your Momma a second chance!

Maka: I doubt that…

Stein: I would dissect Spirit.

Spirit: O_O'

Marie: I would marry a toilet!

-Maka sweatdrops-

Sid: I would listen to Michael Jackson.

Shinigami: I would step out my border, but I won't.

-Maka's house-

Maka: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Blair: I would play with Scythe Boy.

-Elsewhere-

Maka: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Excalibur: Fool! I would give out 1000 task for them.

Wes: I would go to a symphony orchestra.

Mifune: I would challenge someone worthy enough for a duel.

Angela: I would kick someone!

Soul: (In the nuts…)

Mabaa: I would kill Prisoner 13 for my eye back.

Free(Far away): I'm immortal bitch!

Medusa: I would spread the Kishin's insanity.

Eruka Frog: I would kill Medusa.

Free: I would hit something.

Mizune(In her combined form): I would start a catfight.

Giriko: I would make golems.

Asura: Why am I alive? Oh well; I would take revenge on Shinigami. (Died again)

Maka: Weird…

-Later that evening-

Maka: I'm finally done interviewing people.

Soul: Great, but is it really necessary to interview the bad guys?

Maka: They may be evil, but they still deserve some ice cream.

And then everyone got a Klondike Bar.

The End