|Light Speed To Insanity
Author: Legacy Now PM
A small accident lead the two men into troublesome situations. cracked outRated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Obi-Wan K. & Christian - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 06-17-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6061216
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Just something that was in my head... This is not meant to be taken seriously. Just so happened to be on my mind when I was on sugar...
And yes, the Star Wars moment down there is The Phantom Menace and the vague description of "the Sith lord" is Darth Maul.
Hope you like this! R&R
Light Speed To Insanity
The odds were against the two Jedi Knights. The new Sith lord seemed to backfire every move they made, no matter how hard they tried to surprise the mysterious dark warrior. Obi-Wan breathed and focused his grip on his lightsaber. Qui Gon needed his help more than ever. All that mattered was that Queen Amidala was safe and the Viceroy wouldn't escape.
The dark lord pushed the padawan learner off the platform. Fortunately, another platform caught Obi-Wan's fall. Qui Gon and the Sith lord were at the entrance of the arch reactor, Obi-Wan sprinting to catch up with them. Red barriers came up as he walked in. He touched the force field with his lightsaber. The barrier hissed from the touch of the weapon. He used the force on the lever at the door. As he shut off his lightsaber, the blade touched the barrier. Suddenly...
A white light flashed in front of him, his hands shielding his eyes.
He landed hard on a surface, the muscles in his body singing in pain. He heard voices. Glancing at his surroundings and in quite a state of shock, it seemed that he was on a strangely designed stage and an audience was looking at him. Where was he? And were was the Sith lord? Qui Gon could be in serious trouble!
"Who is this?"
"Is that Christian? I'm pretty sure it's him."
"He looks like Christian..."
Turning, he found himself face to face with a blue creature with strange markings on it's body. The creature let out a high pitched scream. Obi-Wan jumped and pressed his lightsaber, a quiet hum pulsing from the weapon. A loud gasp echoed within the seated audience.
"What's that in his hands...?"
"It looks so... pretty!"
Someone near him drew close to the light, eyes wide with curiosity. He raised his hands to the lightsaber, until...
A loud zap was heard, blood and gory bits fell to the floor.
"AHHHHH, MY FINGERS!"
Total chaos ensued.
"Come what mayyyyy, I will love you, until my-"
A sharp object impaled through Christian's chest, his body throbbing with no signs of rest. He was singing his true feelings to Satine, that he regretted that he said he didn't love her anymore. How come she did this to him? He pressed a hand to his chest.
"Satine... why did you- ..."
He was face to face with a horned man, his face in read and black stripes. What was this... thing?
"You're not Satine!"