|Ultimate Video Game Survivor Africa
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20 new contestants fight it out for 39 Days to win the million dollar prize.Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,076 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 08-10-10 - Published: 06-18-10 - id: 6063277
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Ultimate Video Game Survivor Africa Episode 1
Jeff: Deep in the jungles of Africa 20 Contestants will face off for a millions dollars. They have to face off against the hostile wildlife, the scorching heat, and it's the start of the dry season so there will be no relief from the heat. There greatest challenge will be to survive each other. They must learn to adapt or they will be voted out. 39 days, 20 contestants, 1 Survivor!
*Four covered trucks drove across the road and stopped at the grasslands. Five people got out from each team.*
Jeff: Welcome, Mass Effect Tribe. Ashley, Liara, Tali, Wrex, and Kaiden.
*Ashley stood on the mat proud, she was an athletic human, she looked over to Liara who was an Asari and seemed physically weak and gave her a glare*
Ashley's Confession: Me and Liara never liked each other when we were in the same squad. We fought over Shepard and who he loved. I will never forgive her for that move.
*Tali a Quarian female who wears an environmental suit*
Tali's Confession: I may look strange wearing this suit but I need it to survive. My immune system is very weak. Luckily this is bullet proof and immune to weather and any abuse it would take while I am out here.
*Wrex then steps out. He is a Krogan with a lot of battle scars. Finally Kaiden a human steps onto the mat.*
*Five more Survivors step out of a truck*
Jeff: Welcome Fallout Tribe.
*Jericho a bald man who is in his 40's and wearing combat armor steps onto the mat*
Jericho's Confession: I look around and spot the other team and I am like. What the *beep*. I've dealt with Super Mutants and Ghouls but I am against Aliens here. Not to mention that there is this super mutant on my tribe. God damn it I am so dead.
*Butch a thin man about 19 years old and has a950's greaser hair steps besides Jericho*
Butch's Confession: My name is Butch and I am the leader of the Tunnel Snakes. A gang actually from my vault. I am a natural born leader. Hand me my check this game is already won.
*Fawkes a Super Mutant steps out. He has bulging muscles and is over 8 feet tall. Beside him is Three Dog a radio DJ who wears a headwrap and sunglasses.*
Three Dog's Confession: My name is Three Dog AROWWWW! I am here to fight the good fight. My plan is to bring the good ones to the end.
*Finally Lucas a Sheriff in his 50's steps onto the mat. He is wearing a brown weathered trench coat and is wearing a sheriff's hat. He smiles at the four*
Lucas: Great to be here.
*Five more come out of the third truck. First stomping in is Big Daddy. He wore a huge divers suit. Following him is Captain Price. A British SAS Solider who is wearing his combat uniform and sporting a Handlebar Mustache.*
Price's Confession: I have much experience surviving. I survived for many years in a Russian Prison. I was shot at, almost blown up, eaten by dogs, almost hit by a chopper, fell off a bridge, and ran a raft off a waterfall. This is nothing.
*Behind him is Eli Vance. An old man in his 60's who is very thin and had a piece of metal for a leg*
Eli's Confession: Some people may think that the old man is the first one to go but give me a mental challenge and I can solve it. I am not as weak as they think.
*Jumping in front of them is Hunter a zombie from Left for Dead. He wore a hoodie which a hood covered his face. Finally waddling in is Boomer. A very fat zombie*
Boomer's Confession: My name is Boomer and I explode a lot. I can come back to life between 10 minutes to an hour. I explode when excited, surprised, scared, or when I hit someone hard.
*The last truck opens up and five former Survivors gets out. First is Frank Garrison from Survivor Africa. Next is Dolly Neely from Survivor Vanuatu*
Dolly's Confession: I was out second in my season because I did not commit to either side. This season it will be different. I will stick to an alliance.
*Following her is JT winner of Survivor Tochachins and dumbest Survivor Ever award.*
JT's Confession: I were givon dumbest Surviva eva award. I will show em that I ain't dumb. I make em one bad mistake. I won a season of Surviva so I ain't dum.
*Behind him is Blake from Survivor Guatemala. Finally Sally from Survivor Panama comes in*
Jeff: Welcome Survivors. You all noticed that you are divided into four teams. You will compete as four teams until the switch. So good luck and have a good time with a four hour hike to your camps. *He gives them all a map to their camps* This game has officially started.
Mass Effect Tribe Day 1
*They are hiking across the jungle. Ashley had the map*
Liara: So how do you know where we are going?
Ashley: Yes I do. I am a solider I know how to read maps.
Liara: Yeah, but I am older and have read thousands of maps. I think I can find a shortcut.
Ashley: If we take a shortcut we probably will be eaten by Hyena's or walk over a cliff.
Liara: We will not.
Ashley: I know Earth better than you!
Liara: Listen I do not need that attitude from you.
*Wrex steps between them and pushes them away from each other*
Wrex: Lets not fight. Liara I think Ashley is doing a good job. Ashley respect Liara she is just trying to help.
Wrex's Confession: Fifteen minutes into the hike and the two girls start to fight. I easily broke it up though. I do not want to live with that for 39 days. Both girls put early targets on their heads already.
Tali: I have never been to Earth. It is so beautiful.
Kaiden: Well this part is. The deserts, not so much.
Tali: How hot is it out right now?
Kaiden: I think triple digits.
Liara: About 105 degrees.
Tali: I can't really feel any of the heat. I envy you humans.
Kaiden: Trust me I rather wear that suit right now.
Liara's Confession: I already got into a fight with Ashley today so I want to stay under the radar right now. But I figure they might vote Ashley out since she isn't very bright. I do not think she knows what a Hypersubspacedrive reactor converter is.
Fallout Tribe Day 1
Three Dog: I think we are lost Butch.
Butch: We ain't lost.
Jericho: Well where the hell are we?
Butch: Umm *turns the map over*
Jericho: Great you are reading the *beep*ing map upside down.
Butch: Hey I know where we are going.
Jericho: Well we seem to be going the opposite way.
Lucas: Butch I think you need to give up the map. Good try anyways.
Lucas's Confession: Butch needs some work but I think he has a lot of potential in him. He just needs to take a step back and relax like me.
Three Dog: Say you Super Mutant seems to be a little quiet. Can you talk.
Fawkes: I can. I just don't have anything to say at the moment.
Jericho: I recognize you. I saw you traveling with the Vault Dweller in Megaton.
Fawkes: Yes, he rescued me and I came to rescues him.
Jericho's Confession: Maybe having a Super Mutant is not a bad thing after all. I mean he is *beep*ing strong and smarter than he looks. I will give him a chance.
Bioshock Tribe Day 1
Price: This is a strange tribe indeed. No offense.
Big Daddy: None taken.
Price: The only normal looking ones Eli and Hunter.
Hunter: Actually I am a Zombie.
Price: Let me rephrase that. Only Eli is the only other looking one.
Price: I am a Captain back in England. So I think I should be a leader in this tribe. They may all be different but that does not mean I should exclude them. They all look strong and or capable of surviving. Well everyone except Boomer.
Eli: So you two are zombies.
Hunter: Yeah, don't worry, I will not eat your brains.
Boomer: I will not either.
*Boomer trips and explodes*
Price: What the hell!
Hunter: He does that a lot. Give him about 10 minutes. He will be back to normal.
Eli: His upper half is gone!
Hunter: He will regenerate.
Boomer's Confession: I explode too much. I can't help it I…AHHH a spider! *explodes*
Boran Tribe Day 1
*Frank leads the group through the jungle.*
Dolly: Frank do you know where we are going?
Frank: Yes I do.
Dolly: Ok, I trust you.
Blake: I hate hikes. Ever since that 11 mile hike in Guatemala where I got hit by a tree and fell ill.
JT: We all saw them season.
Dolly's Confession: I do not want to be the first voted out of my tribe so I will stay away from any conflict if I have to. My strategy is to stick with the tribe elder Frank.
Sally: You did not last very long.
Blake: Oh man you did not see what the editors took out. I fought a poisonous snake and won.
Frank: Which one?
Blake: Umm it was a snake. It was on the ground. But it was huge I mean like a Python only with poison.
Blake's Confession: In my season my talking got me voted out. I have to watch it this season. No more talking about myself.
Blake: Also I was kind of the unofficial leader o my tribe. I had Bobby Jon seem like the leader. If it wasn't for Brian I would have won that season.
Frank: Can we talk about something else? You have been talking about your season for the last hour.
Blake: Wait I am not done with day 6 yet.
*The other four groan*
Blake: Brian was smart but he is a huge wimp. He got lucky…
Bioshock Tribe Day 1
*The tribe made it to their camp*
Eli: We made it.
Price: Great! So I guess we can start building our shelter. *He looks around and spots two huts already pre made but needs a lot of fixing* Or just fixing up these.
Price's Confession: I have to step up as a leader. I led a squad before and I can lead this squad to victory.
*Price is on the roof as Big Daddy, Eli, and Hunter hand him stuff to fix the roof. Boomer is off by himself waddling around the jungle*
Hunter's Confession: Boomer really needs to start working here. I know he isn't physically fit but he can still move his ass. On the other hand I am kind of a prankster so I do have an idea.
Hunter: We need to get Boomer to help us.
Price: Ok, I'll go get him.
*Price walks over to Boomer*
Boomer: AHH! *explodes sending his guts into Price*
Price: Oh God this is gross!
Hunter: Quick you need to wash it off and don't get any in your eyes or mouth or you will become one of us.
Price: AHHH *runs to the lake*
Big Daddy: Will he really become one of you?
Hunter: No, I just like to mess with him. He will be fine.
Mass Effect Tribe Day 1
*The tribe reached their camp despite the fighting between Ashley and Liara*
Tali: Wow this place is amazing. And those shelters gives you the feeling of primitive culture.
Wrex: That what it is suppose to be.
Wrex's Confession: Tali really never experienced something like this. I mean she never saw an episode of Survivor but she would make an excellent ally.
Wrex: Tali do you want to make an alliance.
Tali: An alliance? I thought we are already allies.
Wrex: No, an alliance. We vote the same way.
Tali: Ohh, sure. I would like to be in an alliance.
Wrex: Good. Who would you like to boot first if we lose the challenge?
Tali: Either Ashley or Liara.
Wrex's Confession Continued: Tali does pick up fast on the game. That could spell trouble for me later because she can easily backstab and get to the finals but for now she is an ally.
*Kaiden is up on the hut's roof fixing it as Ashley is handing him stuff. Tali and Liara go off to find the water*
Tali: Listen would you like to be an alliance?
Liara: Sure, as long as Ashley is voted off first.
Tali: Oh she will.
Tali's Confession: I actually do know how to play the game. I lied about never seeing a season. Everyone would underestimate me. My main goal to ally with everyone in the tribe and cut out the weakest.
*Tali goes over to Kaiden and Ashley*
Tali: So would you two like to be in an alliance with me?
Kaiden: Ok, that sounds good.
Kaiden's Confession: Tali I know is trustworthy so she would make the perfect loyal ally. Hopefully it won't come back to bite me.
Boran Tribe Day 1
Blake: So then after Brian convinced the tribe who were idiots to vote me off.
Sally: Hey there is our flag! *The other four runs over to the camp*
Blake: Wait! I need to tell you guys about the impression I left on the tribe!
Sally's Confession: For the entire hike Blake would not shut up. He likes to talk about him self. The only conversation we had was about him. Come on JT has a better story. Except we can barely understand his accent.
JT: Ok, get them sticks and put em on them hut roof. Help me climb up to there.
Frank: Umm what?
JT: Stick up em to there. *points to the roof*
Frank: Oh the roof.
JT: Of course I said them roof.
JT's Confession: I think them tribe may not be as em bright as me. I say them roof and they then stare at me like I was a five leggad horse wearing em cowboy hats.
*Frank goes off with Dolly and Sally*
Frank: Listen I think the five of us needs to make an alliance.
Dolly: Ok, sounds good to me.
Frank: Great. We target Blake first.
Sally: We are thinking the same thing. Blake is so annoying.
Frank's Confession: In my first season I had trouble with the younger ones. They were lazy. This season I am hoping to be a father figure to them. Despite I am the oldest and this maybe dejavu here. JT I know works but Blake. I give him 2 days before he starts doing nothing around camp.
Fallout Tribe Day 1
*The sun was setting when the tribe finally made it to camp*
Jericho: Finally! We made it.
Lucas: Good job with the map Jericho.
Jericho: I used maps many times when I was a raider.
*Fawkes looks at the huts*
Fawkes: These shelters need fixing.
Butch: Relax we can fix them in the morning.
Fawkes: We have some daylight left. It is better to do something right now.
Butch: We I had a long walk so it can wait.
Fawkes's Confession: Butch is really lazy. We had about an hour of daylight left and we could fix the roof but he did not want to. Laziness can get you voted out of this game.
Jericho: I say we fix the damn roof.
Lucas: I have to agree with Fawkes.
Fawkes: Great lets gather supplies.
*A little while later Fawkes is putting palms and sticks on the roof*
Jericho's Confession: I have to hand it to Fawkes he stepped up to fix the roofs and he made a lot of progress in the little time we hand. His huge ass size made him perfect for fixing the roofs. He is as tall as the huts themselves.
Three Dog: Yo Butch. Are you going to help us?
Butch: You guys are doing great. *He lays down in the hut. Fawkes comes over with some mud*
Fawkes: Hey Butch!
Butch: Yes? *Fawkes drops the mud on Butch*
Butch: What the hell!
Jericho: Great job big guy. Listen Butch. You need to work.
Butch: You guys need me more than I need you.
Butch's Confession: I am saving my strength for the challenge. These guys don't need me to work. Once I rule the challenges they will be begging to join my gang.
Boran Tribe Night 1
*The tribe is sleeping in the hut except for Sally who is outside throwing up*
Sally: I don't feel so good.
Sally's Confession: I wasn't feeling good since I started this game and it has been getting worse and worse. I am trying not to seem weak. Luckily my tribe is asleep so I am hoping that I will get better tomorrow morning.
Mass Effect Tribe Day 2
*Tali woke up early*
Tali's Confession: I am really a nice girl but for once I want to do some bad things. I want to get the Liara and Ashley rivalry to escalate.
*Tali dumps Ashley's water into Liara's canteen. She then tossed Liara's spare shirt into the jungle before going back to sleep*
Tali's Confession Continued: I did see Survivor Samoa with that idiot Russell. I am not trying to sabotage my tribe. I am trying to erase the target off my back.
Ashley: Where is my water? *Checks Liara's canteen* Liara what the hell are you doing with my water!
Ashley: You took my water and poured it into my canteen.
Liara: I did not!
Ashley: Why is your canteen full?
Liara: Maybe you did it just so you can pin it on me!
Liara's Confession: I know Ashley is trying to frame me. I did not steal her water. Not only that but my spare shirt is missing.
Liara: Where is my spare shirt?
Ashley: Toilet paper?
Liara: You did not do that did you?
Ashley: Hell no but maybe you lost it.
Wrex: Listen I had enough of you two yelling at each other.
Wrex: Ashley go to one side of the camp. Liara on the other. Neither of you will talk to each other.
Fallout Tribe Day 2
*Jericho and Lucas are out exploring the jungle*
Jericho: How should I have known that food was for the crew.
Lucas: At least we stole some of it.
Jericho: Yeah, say would you be interested in an alliance?
Lucas: I would love to be in one.
Jericho: Great. I say we target Butch than Fawkes.
Lucas: Why Fawkes?
Jericho: Nothing personal but do you really want him to be on another team?
Jericho: We take him out. We take out the threat.
Lucas's Confession: Me and Jericho new each other from Megaton. We don't always get along but he use to be worse. Besides me and him in an alliance could be powerful. If we also get Three Dog we can control the tribe.
*Back at camp*
Three Dog: Hey this is Three Dog here at the Fallout Tribe. We are five crazy males looking for some hot female booty.
Butch: Three Dog for the last time we are not in a studio.
Three Dog: Three Dog don't care. Three Dog lives in a radio station.
*Back at Lucas and Jericho*
Jericho: He could be the third guy in our alliance.
Bioshock Tribe Day 2
Price: So how long have you been a zombie?
Hunter: About a year.
Price: What about Boomer?
Hunter: Not sure.
Hunter's Confession: Price is the leader of this tribe. I plan on getting on his good side and become his ally. If I do that I can prevent myself from getting voted off first.
*Big Daddy and Boomer walk back into camp*
Price: How did the food search go?
Big Daddy: Good until Boomer ate the food.
Boomer: Sorry I was hungry.
Big Daddy: What about the shelter?
Hunter: We got it done about half an hour ago.
Price: Where is Eli?
*Eli is on the beach writing his wife's name*
Eli's Confession: My wife died years ago. Today is her birthday so I wanted to have some alone time with myself.
*Big Daddy comes in*
Big Daddy: Hey Eli. You ok?
Eli: I am fine. Today would have been my wife's birthday.
Big Daddy: Oh.
Eli's Confession Continued: I will not let this sad day ruin my chances in the game. I maybe old but I still have a lot of fight left in me.
Big Daddy: Come on. Lets go find some food.
Boran Tribe Day 2
*Sally goes off and finds some food*
Sally: I found food!
Frank: What did you find?
Dolly: Great job Sally.
Sally's Confession: I actually read a survival guide before coming out here. So I know what is edible and what is not. But finding food it can insure that I am not voted out.
Frank: MMM great job.
JT: Dem Mangos taste good.
*Dolly goes off with Sally and Frank*
Dolly: Us three in an alliance.
Sally: Ok, Blake is going first?
Dolly: I was thinking JT.
Frank: JT is strong.
Dolly: Yeah but I do not trust him. He backstabs people and he is kind of hard to understand. Plus he won a season.
Dolly's Confession: I do not know why a winner is back. Especially JT. He backstabbed Tyson, Debbie, Coach, Taj, Cirie, and gave his idol to Russell. I do not trust him at all. My first season I got taken out by trying to be the swing vote. This time this sheep farmer is coming back stronger.
Immunity Challenge Day 3
Jeff: Come on in guys. Today's challenge is for immunity. It is a race. You will start going down a hill and across a field until you get to a balance beam, cross the beam until you get to a puzzle. Solve the puzzle and win immunity. In addition the first team to finish gets their luxury items and flint. Second place team gets flint. Third place gets immunity. Last place gets Tribal Council. Ok, let's get started. Survivors ready…go!
*The four teams start going down the hill. Boomer trips and rolls down*
Jeff: Boomer is rolling down and has taken an early lead
*JT, Ashley, Blake, and Jericho are right behind Boomer as they get to the bottom of the hill. Boomer gets up and waddles across the field as the other 19 pass him*
Host: Suddenly Boomer is in last.
Eli: Come on Boomer! I am an old man and I am beating you.
*Fallout Tribe gathers at the balance beam first. Jericho and Three Dog make is over easily. Butch falls off*
Jeff: Fallout Tribe has a slight lead over everyone else.
*Boran Tribe gathers at the balance beam as Sally and Dolly easily finishes the balance beam. At that time Lucas and Butch finish as Fawkes struggles*
Jeff: Fawkes is slowing his team down. All that muscle backfiring on him.
*Mass Effect Tribe is at the balance beam and five quickly races across*
Jeff: Mass Effect Tribe has taken first!
*Blake and Frank are struggling at the balance beam but slowly finishes*
Jeff: Boran Tribe finishes they are heading to the puzzle. Bio Shock Tribe is waiting for Boomer.
Price: Boomer move you ass!
Boomer: I am trying!
*Fawkes falls off the balance beam again*
Jericho: You god damn super mutant. Why don't you go bathe in toxic waste! You are useless.
Fawkes: What! *Fawkes races across the balance beam*
Jericho: Hey it worked. Oh *beep* *Jericho runs away from an angry Fawkes*
Jeff: Fallout Tribe is across. Boomer finally made it to the balance beam.
*Price and Hunter make it across. Big Daddy and Boomer falls off. Eli slowly makes it across. The other three teams are at the puzzle*
Jeff: Frank for Boran, Liara for Mass Effect, and Lucas from Fallout are doing the puzzles.
Liara: This is simple.
*Boomer falls off the balance beam again as Big Daddy makes it across*
Price: Boomer move you ass! We need to go!
*Liara quickly finishes the puzzle*
Liara: I am done!
Jeff: Liara thinks she has it…Mass Effect wins Immunity, Luxury items, and flint!
Three Dog: Don't panic Lucas.
Lucas: *Calmly* I am not. I am almost done.
*Boomer falls off the balance beam and blows up. His legs gets up and runs across the beam*
Jeff: Half of Boomer is done. I guess that is enough. Bio Shock tribe can do the puzzle!
Lucas: I have it Jeff!
Jeff: *checks Lucas's puzzle* Fallout Tribe wins immunity and Flint!
*Eli gets to the puzzle and quickly starts to solve it but Frank says he's done*
Jeff: Frank thinks he has it…Boran wins immunity!
Jeff: Congratulations Mass Effect, Fallout, and Boran tribe. You all are safe from Tribal Council tonight. Bioshock Tribe, I will see you tonight.
Mass Effect Tribe Day 3
Wrex: Great job on the puzzle Liara!
Liara: Thank you it was simple. It's just like evaluating the terrain and figuring out where the easiest way to go is.
Liara's Confession: I did it! I have proven to my tribe that I do belong here! I won them immunity, flint, and luxury items! I brought a picture of Shepard…so did Ashley. Wrex brought some family heirloom armor. Kaiden brought a journal. And Tali brought a notebook. I thought it was a journal but she told me it was just for notes.
*Wrex easily makes fire*
Wrex: We can boil water now.
Kaiden: Good because I am thirsty.
Ashley: I'll bring over some water.
Ashley's Confession: Liara secured her place in the tribe making me feel vulnerable if we lose next time. I am not going to let that happen. I will work my butt off to take her place. She maybe good mentally but I am physically stronger and I will show that.
Fallout Tribe Day 3
*Jericho was trying to make fire with the machete*
Fawkes: What you did in the challenges today was mean.
Jericho: I really wasn't trying to be. I just wanted you to get across the balance beam. What better way than to insult you and make you run across the beam so you can kill me.
Fawkes: I guess.
Jericho: I do not normally do this but I am sorry. It was just strategy.
Jericho's Confession: Today at the challenges I said a few "motivational" words to Fawkes to get him across the balance beam, and it worked. He is just a little upset. Hey, it's what I do best.
*Jericho gets the fire going*
Jericho: We have *beep*ing fire guys!
Lucas: Great job Jericho.
Bioshock Tribe Day 3
Price: That was disappointing.
Eli: I know. I was surprised I did so well.
Price: You would have had that puzzle too if Boomer did not slow us down.
Price's Confession: Boomer is a waste of space. He could not run, he could not balance, he is lazy, and he eats everything. He has to go.
*Boomer is off with Hunter and Big Daddy.*
Boomer: Hunter we need to vote off Big Daddy.
Big Daddy: Umm I am right here.
Boomer: He slowed us down.
Big Daddy: Ummm…
Boomer: And he is so ugly.
Hunter: Big Daddy is right behind you.
Boomer: Big Daddy we are voting out Hunter tonight.
Hunter: *sighs and slaps forehead*
Boomer's Confession: My plan is to get Hunter and Big Daddy against each other. So far it seems to be working.
Hunter: Big Daddy just go along with it.
Boomer: So you two set on the plan?
Big Daddy: Sure
Boomer: Great! *He waddles off*
Big Daddy: He is an idiot isn't he?
Hunter: Yes he is.
Hunter's Confession: This is probably the easiest vote in history. None of us like Boomer at all.
*The tribe gathers their torches and heads to tribal council*
Eli's Confession: Today I think I proved myself to be more capable in the challenges. I think I am secure for now. As long as we don't lose again.
Tribal Council #1
Jeff: Welcome Bioshock Tribe, everyone grab a torch. So Big Daddy how has camp life been.
Big Daddy: Good, except for lack of food and fire.
Jeff: Hunter, how has this tribe interacted, you have five very different personalities here.
Hunter: Well Price is our leader, Big Daddy is our muscle, Eli is our brains, I am the agile one, and Boomer is the guy that explodes.
Jeff: I saw that in the challenge. Boomer, what happened in the challenge?
Boomer: I rolled down hill which was very fun, oh then I fell off of balance beam a few times. That was fun.
Jeff: Eli, being the oldest one here do you feel vulnerable?
Eli: I think I proved myself to be capable in the challenge. I am old, thin, not very strong, and have one leg but I still can be an asset to the tribe.
Jeff: Price, what are you basing your vote on tonight?
Price: We have four guys who work well together and one that doesn't.
Jeff: It is time to vote. Boomer you are up.
*Big Daddy votes*
Boomer: I don't think you like me.
Hunter: Today at the challenge you proved that you do not belong out here.
Jeff: Ok, let me read the votes. *Collects urn* Person voted out will be asked to leave the area immediately. First vote…
1 votes Big Daddy, 1 vote Boomer
First Person voted out of Survivor
Boomer: I won!
Jeff: No you got voted out. Hand me your torch.
Boomer: I win! I win!
Jeff: Boomer the tribe has…
*Boomer explodes snuffing the torch*
*Boomer's legs run off*
Jeff: Hopefully that will help your challenge performance. Now I need to go take a long shower.
Hunter: Do not get any in your eyes or mouth. You could become one of us.
Price: Is that true?
Hunter: I was just messing with you last time. I also wanted to mess with Jeff.
Boomer's Final Words: Boomer had fun. I wish I was there longer. Maybe they all hate me….nah everyone like Boomer.
Voted for Boomer: Big Daddy, Hunter, Price, Eli
Voted for Big Daddy: Boomer
Next Time on Survivor
The rivalry between Liara and Ashley intensifies
Lucas becomes the leader of Fallout Tribe but Butch tries to oppose him
On Bioshock tribe some of the members feel that Price is too bossy
And on Boran tribe the girls try to flirt with JT