The hippogriff flew past gryfindor tower. He said MOO to HARRY POTTER and STUPID RON. Harry asked the hippogriff what he ate today. The hippogriff replied "Draco Malfoy! And Proffessor Umbrige! And a dandiloin!" Harry and Ron cheered. "What an amazing appitite you have!" Harry said. "YOU ATE A DANDILION? You're soo brave!" Said ron. The hippogriff flew away in a sporadic flair of PURPLE!

Then Harry's boyfriend Voldemort showed up. Voldemort said "You're eyes… Are so.. BEAUTIFUL! GREEN! SEXY!" Ron, knowing what was about to happen, quietly slipped away from the scene. And you all know what happened next. FASTFORWARD TO THE NEXT DAY! (That's to preserve your young and not-preverted minds, kiddies )

The next morning at breakfast Ron asked "So how's Voldy?" "Smexy as always" Harry replied nochalently, sipping his skim non-fat dairy- free vanilla latte with double the chocolate. Ron flushed with jealousy and looked away awkwardly. "Why couldn't I get the skim non-fat dairy-free vanilla latte with double chocolate? I'm jealous:P" ron replied. "BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A SMEXY BOYFRIEND LIKE ME!" Harry exploded EPICLY! "Actually, I do." Ron replied sneakily. "WHO WOULD EVER WANT YOU?" Harry asked, surprised. "Him" Ron said, pointing to a familiar blonde who walked up to their table and kissed Ron. "DRACO? I..BUT..HE…HIPPOGRIFF!" Harry sputtered. "I set out a decoy for the HIPPOGRIFF!" Draco muttered and went back to kissing his boyfriend. "It was Goyle." Ron said between sexy kisses with his boyfriend. "BUT GOYLE WAS SEXY!" Harry yelled pouting. "What about Voldy?" Draco asked between more kisses. "I NEVER SAID HE WAS SEXIER THAN MY BOYFRIEND! BAJESUS!" Harry replied haughtily. "Can you two get a room? I'm trying to enjoy my fat-free low calorie muffin in peace!" Harry added. "Fine but your paying!" Ron said and while Draco was kissing his neck he reached into Harry's wallet and grabbed the shiny gold credit card. "Thankss" Draco said sexily to Harry and they exited the coffee shop attached at the mouth. 'damn. His boyfriend is sexy.' Harry thought as they walked off. 'now… to find my Voldy :D'

THE END (For now, unless you ask us to continue, which is HIGHLY UNLIKELY, seeing as it was horribly stupid)

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