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Author: Lefty Blondy PM
Asajj wants to be a model, Contains Low Self Esteem, Peer Presure, Eating Disorders, Depression, I hate my boss, I hate my life, I'm too fat, Bad role models, Angry Mobs, Backstabbing prisonors, Whinging, Plot holes, Marysues and character developmentRated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Asajji Ventress - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,069 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12-14-10 - Published: 06-29-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6094945
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This is a story that was requested by Centaurgirl21 when she asked me to show the results of chapter 12 in I Wasn't There Because so to everyone out there I suggest you read that chapter for a better understanding of this story but you don't have too. Oh yeah and Centaurgirl21 was also the person who suggested I make up a reason for Ventress's absence in the episode Dooku Captured so if this story is terrible then lets all grab our pit-forks and torches and form an angry mob to go after her. I'm joking . . . and one last thing this story might not be as funny as some of my other stories so if it isn't sorry.
A long time ago a young girl called Asajj Ventress was born. When she was growing up she was very overweight and considered quite ugly because she was so fat. Even her parents thought it wouldn't kill her to lose some weight. However one day when Asajj was eight years old her life changed from being a miserable overweight child to being an even more miserable overweight child, and from there she turned her life around and became skinny and slightly happy, and then some more stuff happened and she became slightly more skinny and very unhappy, and then even more things happened, and she joined the Darkside and then more stuff happened and you can find out what that more stuff is if you continue to read this story or you can just leave.
And now . . .
When Asajj Ventress was eight years old she once said to her parents that she wanted to be a supermodel. Her parents stifled their laughter and went with their daughter to the Convenient Plot Hole Local Modelling Agency. They told the staff of their daughter's wishes and the staff laughed and said that maybe if their daughter lost a lot of weight she might have a chance of having one shot taken of her.
The staff laughed a lot and Asajj's parents soon joined them from peer pressure. Asajj who had been standing there the whole time in full view of everyone ran out of the room crying miserable.
Asajj went and started sitting on a swing set crying. A Giant Plot Hole Walking Sun Flower saw her crying and asked her what was wrong. She told him and the Giant Plot Hole Walking Sun Flower told her that she should try exercise and losing weight. Asajj did what the Giant Plot Hole Walking Sun Flower told her to do and within 2 years she was a perfectly healthy ten year old with many friends.
Asajj was happy for a while until she remember that she wanted to be a supermodel. She went back to the Convenient Plot Hole Local Modelling Agency and asked them if she could be a model. They told her that she was too fat (despite the fact that she was not and was perfectly healthy). Then Asajj lost a little more weight and was very unhappy because she was still 'fat'. Asajj got older and then went through the Jedi and Sith and Death and Force and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah works for Dooku, is an assassin, you get the point.
Okay so what do you guys think?