Overture

So, this is a fancy-schmantzy author's note. First off, I'd like to state that I don't own the Phantom of the Opera or any of the songs that my parodies are based around. I do own my ideas, the parodies themselves, and my first amendment rights.

Anyway, that being said, I'd also like to say that all of the songs contained in this phanphic parody are based on the 2004 movie (1. Because it sucks and 2. Because it's easy to make fun of.) unless stated otherwise at the beginning of a song. Most of these parodies you've seen before (that is, if you bothered to read my humble little collection), but some of them have been reworked slightly for tempo, syllable length, and various other reasons.

So, without further ado, happy reading my friends!