|Oddballs and Pervs
Author: Lori94 PM
Is it strange that a hetero-sexual female fantasizes about watching two beautiful men enjoy the pleasures of each other's flesh...? If it is, then I suppose I'm a perv...but I doubt I'm the only one... *Slash/Backslash Contest Entry*Rated: Fiction M - English - Edward & Jasper - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 08-05-10 - Published: 07-15-10 - id: 6143992
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Notes to Readers:
To all those who have my as a favorite Author/Story or if you have me on your Author/Story alert:
My stories all have Lemons... Each and every one... So if you want to continue reading my stuff here is where you will need to go... Thanks!
Lori's review of Eclipse
**SPOILERS FOR ECLIPSE THE MOVIE**
I got to see the 12:01 showing of the third movie in The Twilight Saga! I took my husband with me and he spent the whole time before, after and during the movie, making fun of it and me, but here's my opinion:
I loved it!
I thought it was excellently acted and thoroughly enjoyable. Most of my favorite scenes from the book made the movie and I couldn't be happier. There were some cheesy parts, but they matched the cheesy parts of the book so it wasn't the bad type of cheesy.
I thought there were some portions of the movie that were absolutely perfect, but there were a few that I'm not sure they did justice to. The part when Jacob meets up with them at Forks HS was ok, but I think it could've been better, Bella was not as upset as she should've been that Victoria was back in town. Also, in the book, the bed was a MAJOR issue. In the movie…not so much! The next portion, I was unhappy with was when Jake tells her she'd be better off dead then being a vampire. She was supposed to be so pissed that she didn't speak to him for DAYS and she actually sticks around for the rest of her visit! The final scene that I didn't like was when she speaks to Jacob the last time…He showed more emotion than she did!
I think the most important thing in this movie is the proposal. It played out just perfectly! The ring was beautiful and I loved the emotion and affection and the way Bella and Edward are all lovey-dovey in this movie. I am so glad they got it right this time. 'The Talk' with Charlie went just as awkwardly as it was supposed to and I laughed the whole time! The chats she had with Jasper and Rosalie went well and I could see the wheels in her head turning as she considered all the info she was getting. Jasper's accent was breathtaking and I would love to hear more of it. I loved her explanation of her final decision. It was different than the book, but I think it fit better to Bella's true character.
I can't wait to see it a second time! I may have to go back for thirds!
I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did!
I'm hoping one of you either is a beta or knows of a beta that's willing to take on a new author. I've tried to do it myself, and I thought it was good enough, but I've been hitting some roadblocks and lately all contests require a story to be beta-d. I don't have the time or inclination to sit and sort through the beta data-base, so if you're interested in helping out with my type of stories please let me know.
My biggest stories are the ones with BDSM and lots and lots of sex. I don't want to corrupt anyone so please be 18+ if you plan on taking me up on my offer. If you don't like slash, please don't waste either of our time. My style of writing is more romantic than anything else. Although I don't do stories about abuse, Healing Moments flashes back to Edward's days in an abusive relationship.
Hope I'll be hearing from some of you…
hnwhitlock2000 has now been my Beta for i think the last 2 months!!
Calling all my Rob Pattinson fans:
There is a Facebook Group We should all join and it's called Fans Against Stalker Robert Patinson Apple App.
Here's the link: http:/www (.) facebook (.) ?gid=135275779836856#!/group (.) php?gid=135275779836856
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To all who'd like to vote for the Slash/Backslash contestants:
To see entries in the "SLASH BACKSLASH" contest, please visit the C2: www. fanfiction .net/c2/68069/3/0/1/
Aug. 16, 2010: A poll will open for voting here: www. fanfiction .net/~slashbackslash
Then there will be a judging round, which will go on for 15 days. The winners will be announced on Sept 1.
To all who'd like to vote for the Plot-Bunny contestants:
To see other entries in the Plot Bunny Contest, please visit the following C2:
www. fanfiction .net/community/Plot_Bunny_Contest/82048/
Voting is going on right here… right now!
www. fanfiction .net/u/2318066/Plot_Bunny_Contest#
These are the only contests right now. I'll get back to you as I enter more! Please vote?
Apparently, we're not allowed to have special stories that are notes to the readers. I was forced to delete that one. So I'll now be forced to do something I hate and put Authors Notes in the chapters of my stories. I think each author should be allowed to have 1 story that is ANs so that their readers know what's happening with them and they don't have to waste chapter space, but the powers that be do not agree, so that's that.
New Contest and C2 on ffnet.
I'm a Judge for the contest, and I created the C2.
www. fanfiction. net/u/2523629/
Twilight- Femme Domme :
www. fanfiction. net/community/Twilight_Femme_Domme/85151/
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The Contest entries must be in by 10/31/10
I'm a Judge for the contest, and I look forward to judging your stories! Get to work, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Dommella's Dungeon: www (.) fanfiction (.) net/u/2523629/
Hey everyone! Check this out! I was asked to do a short author's interview! Its posted today 10/21/10. There's a link below and on my profile! Enjoy! It's posted here:
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