Well, I know this fic was complete, but my friend Nix gave me an excellent idea for it today. Therefore, I've decided to make this one last adjustment.

Epilogue

One week had passed since Light had won the contest.

Matsuda had requested a two-weeks vacation time to deal with his possible Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, and was currently taking time off.

Soichiro was enjoying the large sum of money he had won from the bet.

Misa still had no idea why Light had been attempting to cut off Matsui's toe with the butcher knife, and she had decided that asking Light the same question over and over would somehow reward her with an explanation. This method did not succeed in its mission, but Light certainly got a headache from it.

Aizawa and Mogi had gone about their regular business.

And that's when it happened. At first, it had seemed like just a simple mail delivery…

Light glared at L, wishing intensely that looks really could kill.

L pretended to be totally oblivious to the very negative "I-Hate-You-I-Want-You-To-Die-Very-Slowly-And-Painfully-While-I-Just-Stand-There-Watching-And-Laughing-In-Your-Face" vibe that Light was sending him. He acted as if he didn't notice that Light had adjusted his computer chair's seat to be only 1 foot above the ground in a sad attempt to make the detective feel small. L just shrugged it off when Light had "accidentally-on-purpose" used a metal baseball bat to make a piñata out of the wall clock that Matsuda had set. He even pretended not to notice that Light had torn out clumps of his own hair in frustration. For after all, L had much more important things on his mind.

Important things, such as, keeping Kira Germs off of the brand-new Light Saber that he had purchased from Ebay upon learning that they were available.

Wow, that was so poorly written o.O But I couldn't resist putting it in.

I'm thinking about writing another Contest Crack Fic like this, but I need some ideas. I'd prefer the contest to be time-based, like this one (ex: "How long can –this- go on", etc). Any suggestions?

Okay, now this fic is totally done. –w- Hope you enjoyed, and don't forget to review! :D

~Ratt K.