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It was even bigger then the battle of St. Louis. It was full of hatred, of brawling, and it was bloody. But in the end, it was Shikamaru that triumphed over Kankuro and won a 5th World title.
So we know that the main event for Channels War will be Shikamaru-Youngblood. I wonder what Kankuro has to say about that.
And what about the F-B-N? After their lose to team Patrick, can they regroup? What they're gonna do?
Here is Monday Night Program, show 277.
I only own my OC.
WWT Monday Night Program: November Week 1
**You can see footages from Shikamaru and Kankuro's match at Tension Show. **
Mr. Comanator: Kankuro has gone a long way to win this title. Will it all end tonight?
**Shikamaru rams Kankuro's head to the security guardrail. Kankuro knees Shikamaru and they start brawling. Shikamaru rams him again on the rail, climbs on it and hits a clothesline off it. Then he takes a trash can and throws it at Kankuro. **
Desire: He's killing him! Can't you do something? !
**Shikamaru catapaults Kankuro right onto Jason Smith and over the guard rail! Shikamaru tries to throw Kankuro to the steelsteps but Kankuro reverses it and Shikamaru hits the steps. **
Sandy: This is an old-school Texan brawl! Plain and simple! Better then the battle of St. Louis!
**Kankuro suplexes Shikamaru through the announcers table. Kankuro throws Shikamaru's leg on the ringpost. **
Mr. Comanator: My God, this match is maybe too much violent!
Desire: Maybe? This is a slaughter! A slaughter I tell you!
**Youngblood comes with a sledgehammer, just like last month. Then Kankuro screams something at Youngblood. Youngblood pushes him as Shikamaru gets up. Youngblood runs... Shikamaru ducks, Youngblood hits Kankuro with the sledgehammer! Shikamaru hits Youngblood with the S-Factor! He covers Kankuro. 1... 2... 3! ! ! ! **
Mr. Comanator: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! YEAH! YEAH!
Ring announcer: Here is your winner and... THE NEW! WWT World champion, Shikamaru Nara!
Mr. Comanator: Youngblood screwed Kankuro! He was aiming at Shikamaru but hit Kankuro! He made Kankuro lose!
**"Across the Nation" by The Union Underground plays as the intro to WWT Monday Night Program, Fireworks go off on top of the Tvtron. **
Mr. Comanator: Welcome everyone to WWT Monday Night Program! I'm Mr. Comanator and next to me are Desire and Sandy Cheeks! And on the heels of a great Pay-Per-View event, we are...
Desire: Shut up! I still can't believe the amount of travesties that happened last night!
Sandy: Oh, but I can! We got new champions, and most of the results were great for me!
("The Kids Aren't Alright" by the Offspring plays)
**The crowd boos. The entire F-B-N comes. Even Timmy, who won last night, is looking angry. **
Mr. Comanator: Well, I never expected them to show here. Danny and the F-B-N.
Desire: They were robbed last night! Look!
**You can see footages from last night Six men-tag match. Zim takes Danny's "Match of the year" award. Danny holds Jake. Zim runs... Jake ducks, and Zim hits Danny with the award! Patrick then pulls Zim out of the ring and takes the award! Jake then picks Danny up. Dragon DDT! Jake covers Danny. 1... 2... 3! **
Ring announcer: Here are your winners, the team of Gaara of the Sand, Jake Long and Patrick Star!
**Jake, Gaara and Patrick run to the ramp and then celebrate with Danny's award. You can see Team Patrick runs to the parking lot, and then they enter a car. Gaara speeds up and they leave. The F-B-N comes and then Danny screams. **
**The cameras switch back to the ring. **
Sandy: Yeah, I noticed that Danny has only one award and that's the one that he didn't even won!
Danny: Patrick Star! Come with my award to this ring right now!
**Crowd cheers. **
Danny: Oh no, I'm not going to brawl with him if that's what you people think. I got an entire F-B-N standing right here besides me, that is going to destroy him! We are going to destroy Patrick if he won't give my award back! This is my wrestler of the year award!
Mr. Comanator: Spongebob's.
Desire: No, his.
Danny: Patrick, as I said, this is my world, my ring, my F-B-N, and you and your team are not in the plan, so come here and bring me my award now!
**No one comes. **
Danny: I swear, if you won't come, if you won't come...
Jimmy: We'll come for you!
Jimmy: So you better come! And without your two idiots to back you!
Danny: Okay, Jimmy, enough.
Timmy: Hey, Danny, can I have a speech?
Danny: Okay, if Patrick won't come by the end of the speech, we'll look for him.
Timmy: Fine with me. So ladies and gentlemen, I'm the new X division champion!
**Crowd boos. **
Timmy: And I'm a ten times champion, so I think that makes me the best wrestler in here! No one in WWT won any title for ten times! And after my match with Mikey, I proved, without a shadow of a doubt, that I'm the best up and coming wrestler in here. The difference between me and those other young people is that I know my place, I know that I need to learn from people like Danny. I am different. Well... That's it.
Danny: So, Patrick...
("All I Want" By A Day To Remember plays)
**Dagget comes out. The crowd cheers. **
Sandy: It's Dagget! I wonder what he's doing here!
Danny: You're not Patrick.
Dagget: Good call! Now, allow me to stop this stupid promo and tell you that this is the most boring thing I've ever seen!
Danny: Yeah, who are you? What you did in here that you're talking to me like your something big?
Dagget: Hey, remind me, who I defeated to get a World title shot two months ago?
Danny: Gaara and Shikamaru.
Dagget: And...? Three hints. He is an idiot, he sucks, and his henchmen also got kicked in their asses.
Jimmy: That's not true! We haven't touched you in this match!
Dagget: Yeah, you love touching people! But I've defeated this idiot, and pinned him, to get a title match that I could have won!
Danny: I want Patrick.
Dagget: Well, then I guess that you're afraid. I wanted to fight you tonight but oh well...
Danny: Afraid of what? Of a small fish like you?
Dagget: So you'll accept it?
Dagget: I'll see you later.
**The cameras switch to Mr. TV's office. He's with Bart Simpson and Chris Griffin. **
TV: I can't believe it, it's even worse then Danny...
Bart: As we say, we are the most exciting, fresh and amazing tag team in your company.
Griffin: We are saving your promotion, and that's why you need to give us more time.
TV: More time for what?
Bart: To save the fans! To wrestle! To fight bigger guys!
TV: Bigger guys?
Griffin: Yeah! We are main eventers!
TV: Really? Are you sure that's what you want?
Bart and Chris: YEAH!
TV: Okay. So as a prize for boring me to death, I'll give you bigger matches. You two will fight Gaara and Patrick tonight!
Griffin: Wait, you can't shoot us up there already!
TV: Well, A, I can! And B, I believe in letting people swim or sink. I hope that Gaara and Patrick won't sink you too hard.
**TV leaves. **
Bart: Oh, he will pay.
**The cameras switch back to the ring. **
("Crash" by Decyfer Down plays)
Ring announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall, it is for the WWT Television Championship! Introducing the callenger, from the Chalkzone, Snap!
Mr. Comanator: We've learned earlier today that Snap has invoked his rematch clause! He lost the title surprisingly last night.
Desire: Last night was a mistake. But don't you worry, Snap will fix the mistake... And Squidward's face along the way.
Sandy: His mistake was not taking Squidward seriously. And that was fixed last night.
("Ode to Joy" by Heavenly plays)
Ring announcer: And his opponent, from Bikini Bottom In Pacific Ocean, he is the new WWT Television champion, Squidward Tentacles! (Crowd cheers)
Mr. Comanator: Yeah, Squidward surprised everyone by winning the title last night. That was the most surprising result of last night!
Desire: And it was one of the worse results from last night! I can't believe that he's the champion!
Sandy: Squidward will destroy Snap just like he did last night!
**Squidward hiptosses Snap. Then he starts hitting him with fists. Then he pushes Snap to the turnbuckle and starts attacking him. He runs and hits him with a knee. 1... Snap kicks out. Snap pokes Squidward in the eye. Squidward gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Snap comes over and smashes Squidward's head into it. Snap with a high crossbody on Squidward. 1... 2... Squidward kicks out. Snap starts choking Squidward on the mat. Then he hits him with a knee strike. Then he rolls Squidward up. 1... 2... Squidward kicks out. **
Mr. Comanator: Snap is one cheater... I can't believe he's doing this.
Desire: Doing what? He's kicking Squidward's ass!
Sandy: He did it yesterday and who won?
**Snap hits Squidward with a headbutt to the mid-section. Then Snap picks Squidward up and gives him a backbreaker. Then he picks him up and gives him a neckbreaker. 1... 2... Squidward kicks out. Snap hits Squidward in the head again. Then he slams Squidward. Snap rolls onto Squidward connecting with a knee. Then Snap stomps on Squidward. Snap then climbs to the top turnbuckle. Then Snap taunts the crowd. He jumps with a double axe handle... Squidward dropkicks Snap! Both are down. Then Squidward covers Snap. 1... 2... No! Snap kicks out. **
Mr. Comanator: SO CLOSE!
Desire: I don't care about close. Snap is not out yet!
Sandy: But he's gonna be!
**Squidward then takes a running Snap and powerslams him. Then he jumps on the ropes. He springboard splashes Snap. 1... 2... Snap kicks out again. Squidward then kicks Snap. Then he hurricanranas Snap. Squidward tries to put Snap in a clarinet position. Snap catches the pants of the referee. He keeps the referee busy. Then Cartman runs to the apron. Cartman drops Squidward on the ropes. Snap then kicks Squidward in the gut. He hits the Snappy Bomb! Then he covers Squidward. 1... 2... 3! **
Ring announcer: Here is your winner, and the new WWT Television Champion, Snap!
Mr. Comanator: WHAT? No way! Snap won the title AGAIN?
Desire: Told you! Told you, that's justice!
Sandy: It was Cartman! This idiot has interfered! He cost Squidward his title!
Mr. Comanator: You got to wonder what is Cartman connection with Snap.
Desire: My guess? Both are champion.
Sandy: Shut up. Commercials.
**Snap celebrates while Cartman walks to the back with a smile, as the show takes a break. **
**After the break, you can see the WWT World title. The camera then moves backward and you can see Shikamaru and Temari in Team Patrick's locker room. The crowd cheers. **
Patrick: Congratulations, I mean, you survived a brutal match to win the title.
Shikamaru: Thank you.
Gaara: I always knew that you two had it.
Temari: Yeah. By the way, um, have you seen our common dysfunctional brother?
Gaara: No. Weird, but since the match we haven't seen him. I don't think that he's here.
Jake: We saw the match in the hotel room and it was brutal! I mean, it was a slaughter!
Shikamaru: Thank you. But now I have to move from one obsessed idiot to another one in the form of Youngblood.
Patrick: We would love to chat, but me and Gaara have a match.
Gaara: Let's kick Team Amazement's ass. You got the "Surprise"?
Patrick: Yeah, it's gonna be great.
Temari: Good luck!
**Patrick and Gaara leave. **
Jake: So... Youngblood?
Shikamaru: Don't you worry, I'll destroy him too.
**The cameras switch to Shego, backstage. Truman comes to her. Once again, his hair looks wrong and his clothes are dirty. **. **
Shego: Damn it, Truman, what is this?
Truman: You know, I haven't take a shower for a week!
Shego: Thank you for this wonderful piece of information!
Truman: Shego, I gotta ask something. Have you ever listened to your wills?
Shego: Truman, honestly, I don't think you need to take an advice from Roll! You know, she and her brother...
Truman: I know! Everyone knows that, there is no need to talk about it.
Shego: So stop thinking about it.
Truman: My question!
Shego: Well, I'm listening to my wills when it's about Ino. I don't care about morals and values when it comes to kicking her ass!
Truman: Kicking ass... And?
Shego: Yeah, but you know what is my secret?
Truman: What? Oh, great Shego, please share your wisdom with me!
**Shego tells Truman to get closer. Then she whispers. **
Shego: I'm taking a shower every day!
Truman: FINE, I'll go take a shower!
Shego: And stop thinking about that!
**The cameras switch back to the ring. **
("Wherever I May Roam" By Metallica plays)
Ring announcer: This tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Chris Griffin and Bart Simpson, Team Amazement! (Crowd boos)
Mr. Comanator: Team Amazement think that they are the saviors. But they're not, because they annoyed Mr. TV.
Desire: So he put them in a match against those two violent people in Gaara and Patrick.
Sandy: Yeah, because he's the boss! So he doesn't like being annoyed!
("Out of my Way" by Seether plays)
Ring announcer: And their opponents, the team of Gaara of the Sand and Patrick Star! (Crowd cheers)
Mr. Comanator: Well, Patrick was called out by Danny at the top of the program but never actually... What?
**You can see a picture from the backstage, where Danny tries to pass a row of security guys to get to the aisle. The guys are blocking him and the picture switches back to the ring. **
Desire: Hey! You don't treat him like this!
Sandy: It's great that they're doing it. I mean, I don't want Danny to harm Pat... Wait, what is this?
**You can see that Patrick has something in his pants. It looks pretty bad... Patrick then puts his hand in the pants and takes out Danny's "Best match" award. **
Mr. Comanator: Hey, Patrick, was this an award or you're just happy to see the fans?
Desire: This disrespectful son of a...!
Sandy: Yeah, this is the surprise! Oh, great. Good for you, Patrick.
**Gaara and Bart open the match. Bart taunts Gaara. Gaara takes him down and starts hitting his head. Then he chokes Bart on the ropes. He rolls Bart up. 1... 2... Bart kicks out and tags Griffin in. Chris enters and starts chopping Gaara. Then he hits a kneeling facebuster on Gaara. Griffin pins Gaara... 1... Gaara kicks out strongly. Gaara then just shakes his head and tags Patrick in. Patrick clotheslines Griffin. Then he slams Griffin and then jumps on him with the knee. 1... 2... Griffin kicks out. Patrick then tries a submission but Bart comes in and kicks him. Then Griffin starts attacking him. **
Mr. Comanator: Well, meanwhile it seems that Team Amazement is just losing.
Desire: They can do it! If they will work hard they will win!
Sandy: If they will work hard, they may won't get the cane up their asses.
**Griffin whips Patrick to the ropes and backdrops him. Then he tags Bart in. Bart then jumps from Griffin's shoulders onto Patrick. 1... 2... Patrick throws Bart away. Bart and Griffin then try a double suplex but Patrick just reverses it. He tags Gaara in. Gaara then hits his knee onto Bart's face and throws Griffin onto Patrick. Patrick powerslams Griffin and throws him out. Then Gaara puts Bart in the Sand Whip position but the referee is busy with Patrick and Griffin. Invader Zim comes in. He spears Gaara and makes him fall! Then he gets out. Patrick comes in while Bart covers. 1... 2... 3? **
Ring announcer: Here are your winners... Team Amazement!
Mr. Comanator: Cheating! Plain and... No, Zim!
**While Griffin and Bart are leaving, Zim is taking the award and starts running with it. But when he is on the ramp, Jake comes out and jumps on him. Jake takes the award as the entire F-B-N (Excluding Danny) comes out. Jake, Gaara and Patrick run with the award through the crowd. The F-B-N takes Zim. **
Desire: They stole it again!
Sandy: Eye for an eye. Danny needs to give back Spongebob's award.
**The F-B-N is leaving as Jimmy says "Don't you think it's over!". **
**The cameras switch to Ember, as she and Youngblood are talking. **
Youngblood: So, you haven't seen my victory last night.
Ember: No, I've told you, he said that I needed to go over some documents.
Youngblood: He, as in Mr. TV, right?
Youngblood: You want to go out tonight? I got the night off.
Ember: I'm sorry, I just got this work to do...
Youngblood: OKAY, THAT'S IT!
**Youngblood gets up. **
Ember: Wait, it's not that bad... Hey, where do you think you're going?
Youngblood: He can command on every lowly wrestler in here from Shikamaru to Truman! But when it comes to my life, my personal life! And when it comes to treating you this way, I'm not going to take this!
Ember: But where are you going? !
Youngblood: To the ring! To adress this!
**Youngblood leaves. Ember is shocked. **
**The cameras switch to the ring. **
("Falling apart" by Zebrahead plays)
**Youngblood comes to the ring quickly. **
Mr. Comanator: Well, the #1 contender got something on his mind and he won't shut up!
Desire: Yeah, he feels like Ember is being mistreated by Mr. TV.
Sandy: He's the boss! You need to listen to Mr. TV!
Youngblood: Okay, I'm sick and tired of this! Since Mr. TV has come back a month ago, he treated my girlfriend, Ember McLain, like a joke! You can't do that! You can't let Ember freaking McLain to do a paperwork and you can't treat her like garbage! TV, come to this ring right now so I can kick your ass and beat an apology out of you!
Mr. Comanator: He can't do it!
Desire: But knowing Youngblood, he would!
**Ember comes out and tries to talk with Youngblood. **
Sandy: Well, Ember tries to settle him down.
Ember: You can't do that! That's my job!
Youngblood: Yeah? And what about your rights?
Ember: I'm very comfortable with...
Youngblood: Ember, you're not.
Ember: He gave me my job! He is my boss!
Youngblood: And you know damn well that without you, he wouldn't have a job!
**Crowd boos. **
Youngblood: That's the truth, don't listen to them, listen to me, your boyfriend, Youngblood! I know it! Without Ember McLain to carry the promotion and become its most popular performer, the WWT would declare bankcrupty and he would be sitting home, writing wrestling shows for himself to enjoy!
Ember: You're kinda exaggerate...
Youngblood: No, I'm not, Emb, and you know it! That's our ring! We are the people of this city! Without me, he would be without a job. When he was begging for a guy to destroy the TWO- Who did it? ME! When he was begging for someone that will bring attitude to WWT, who did it? ME! So don't tell me he can do this, because we are the reason of all of this!
("Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones plays)
**Mr. TV comes. **
Sandy: Finally, some sense!
TV: Stop this right now, Youngblood! You're lucky I'm not firing you right now!
Youngblood: No, it's not a luck. You know that you're nothing without us! Nothing! We made this!
TV: No, THEY made this!
**Crowd cheers. **
TV: You're not bigger then this, Youngblood. And quite frankly, I don't think I got what you want.
Youngblood: Treat US fairly.
TV: Is this right, Ember?
Youngblood: I'm with you.
Ember: ... Yes. Youngblood is right.
**Crowd boos. **
TV: He is right? Was it my fault that he lost to anybody and their mother?
Youngblood: And now I'm the #1 contender! What do you think about that?
TV: You're a cheater, Youngblood. You've prevented Dagget from becoming a champion. You cost Kankuro the title. You want to have the spotlight only on you.
Ember: Mr. TV, he's right. I'm sorry, but this is not a way to treat me!
Youngblood: She is the reason you have a job!
TV: Yeah, thank you both for helping me in this, but it's not only about you.
Youngblood: It's gonna be after Channels War!
**Shikamaru comes out. The crowd cheers. **
Mr. Comanator: The champ!
Shikamaru: It's gonna be about you after Channels War? After you'll do what?
Youngblood: After I'll beat you. I'm the reason why you're the champion.
Shikamaru: Yeah right. Once again you love taking credit for everything, right?
Ember: You know it's right!
Shikamaru: Oh, shut up!
**Shikamaru pushes Ember. Ember is looking really angry. **
Youngblood: If you'll touch her one more time, I swear, I'll finish what Kankuro started!
Shikamaru: And you'll do it just as good as him, and end up as good as him!
TV: Shikamaru, settle down. I mean, it's obvious that those two ungrateful guys won't listen, so... What is this?
**The security comes to the ring. The head of security then takes out handcuffs and approaches Shikamaru. **
Shikamaru: What the f...
Ember: You know, while I was commissioner, I thought about some situations like this. So I put a special clause in my contract.
TV: What it says?
Ember: If someone physically provokes me, he will be arrest. Shikamaru, you're under arrest!
Youngblood: Excuse me, but you can't have him taking the title to jail!
Ember: Yeah, that's why we'll strip him...
TV: No you won't. I maybe can do nothing about him going to jail, by the way, don't you worry, Shikamaru, I'll handle this. But you know damn well, Ember, that you can't breath without me approving! So he's still the champion.
**The security takes Shikamaru as Youngblood taunts him. **
Youngblood: He will be the champion, but in four weeks, it's gonna be me!
Mr. Comanator: Guys, we gotta take a break!
**The cameras switch to something that happened during the break- Shikamaru was led to a police car. **
Mr. Comanator: Guys, during the break, Shikamaru was arrested, I hope it's gonna end up okay.
Desire: How DARE Mr. TV to not strip him from the title?
Sandy: Mr. TV will help Shikamaru. He went personally to the police station to help him.
(All The Things She Said by t.A.T.u plays)
Ring announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Internet, Roll! (Crowd boos)
Mr. Comanator: Umm... Wasn't that Kin's theme?
Desire: Yeah, I guess Kin let Roll use that song.
Sandy: Just to hear this song and to watch Roll makes me wanna throw up.
("Strawberry Fields Forever" by the Beatles Plays)
Ring announcer: And her opponent, from Konoha Village in Japan, Sakura Haruno! (Crowd cheers)
Mr. Comanator: Well, this is going to be a match between two of the newest divas.
Desire: Sakura is new and she's already making me angry.
Sandy: Stop that. Sakura is going to be huge.
**Sakura Haruno hiptosses Roll. Then she kicks her in the back. She throws Roll to the turnbuckle, and then headbutts her. She slams Roll. 1... 2... Roll kicks out. Sakura Haruno with a headscissors takeover on Roll. Then she goes to the ropes and tries to hit Roll with a springboard legdrop- but Roll moves out of the way. Sakura lands and misses. Roll then clotheslines Sakura. The crowd starts a "Brother-Fucker" chant, as Roll screams and hushes them. Roll then runs and dropkicks Sakura. Roll covers. 1... 2... Sakura kicks out. **
Mr. Comanator: Well, Roll took the control.
Desire: She's destroying Sakura and shows her who's the boss!
Sandy: Roll will not kill Sakura that easy.
**Flying side kick by Roll takes Sakura Haruno off her feet. Roll applies an arm wrench to Sakura Haruno. Then she hits Sakura's arm with the knee. Then she picks Sakura up and powrslams her. Roll then jumps on Sakura with a senton. 1... 2... Sakura kicks out. Roll whips Sakura to the ropes and then backdrops her. Then she starts hitting her. Roll throws Sakura to the ropes again but Sakura hits her with an elbow smash! Sakura then runs and jumps with her knee onto Roll. Sakura covers. 1... 2... Roll kicks out quickly. Sakura then raises her hand. **
Mr. Comanator: Wow, Sakura has managed to stop the attacks!
Desire: Oh, but she still can't stop Roll.
Sandy: Just wait few moments.
**Sakura strikes Roll in the chest. Sakura Haruno executes the front-layout suplex on Roll. Sakura Haruno hits Roll with an elbowdrop. Then Sakura climbs to the ropes and hits a flying clothesline! 1... 2... Roll kicks out. Sakura then tries to chop Roll but Roll dodges the chop. Then she picks Sakura and hits her with a neckbreaker. Then Roll goes to the turnbuckle. She climbs up on the top turnbuckle. The crowd keeps chanting "Brother-Fucker" at her and Roll flips them off. Roll hits the Roll's Rolling! She covers Sakura. 1... 2... 3! **
Ring announcer: Here is your winner, Roll!
Mr. Comanator: Oh, no! Roll has defeated Sakura...
Desire: Told you so! Now stop doubt me.
Sandy: You know, you have to wonder who will face Temari for the title next!
**The cameras switch to Norbert and Sasquatch, who are watching the show. Neji and Rock Lee come in. **
Neji: I think that one month of waiting for you to do what you need to do is enough.
Norbert: You two?
Neji: Yeah. Now do what you need to do. Right Lee? Yeah, tell them! Give us the titles.
Neji: You've heard it. Titles please!
Norbert: Man, what is it with you, the Japanese people, thinking that you deserve everything?
Lee: The titles, Norbert. Or else we'll kick your ass for those and this will be ugly.
Sasquatch: I got two words for you. Ooooooooooooh Nooooooo!
Norbert: No! If you want those, fight for them. And if you want a fight, prove us that you deserve that.
Neji: We are the former champions!
Sasquatch: Former! Now out!
**Lee and Neji leave with a look of hate in their eyes. **
**The cameras switch to Bob Jones. He's running towards Cartman. **
Jones: Cartman! Cartman, everyone wonder why you did what you did...
Cartman: Why I did what I did when I did it?
Jones: The TV title match. You've cost Squidward the title. Are you and Snap in some kind of alliance?
Cartman: Me and Snap? Well, you know, we both are champions.
Jones: Cartman, it's not the first time you help him.
Cartman: Well, you know that I kicked Krabs's ass last night, so I thought I'll kick Squidward's too. Good day.
**WHAM! Squidward runs and spears Cartman to the set. He starts attacking him as the security tries to seperate. **
Squidward: You'll not get away with this, you fat freak!
**Squidward tries to break through the security. **
**The cameras switch back to the ring. **
("See You Crawl" by Mercy Drive plays)
Ring announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing the F-B-N, from Dimmsdale, California, he is the WWT X division champion, Timmy Turner! (Crowd boos)
Mr. Comanator: The ten time champion. After his big match with Mikey last night, I'm surprised that he's standing.
Desire: That's Timmy. He's one of the best wrestlers. I even think that he could become a world champion.
Sandy: Oh, God have mercy on us if it will happen...
("In The End" By Linkin Park plays)
Ring announcer: And his opponent, from from Konoha Village In Japan, Chouji! (Crowd cheers)
Mr. Comanator: Chouji's stock raised after his match with Kankuro two weeks ago.
Desire: How does loses make your career rise?
Sandy: A victory here can give Chouji a title match.
**Chouji hits Timmy with a Baba chop. Chouji uses a snap mare takeover on Timmy Turner. Chouji then hits an axehandle smash onto Timmy. 1... Timmy kicks out. Chouji throws Timmy to the corner. He runs but Timmy kicks him in the head. Timmy then jumps with an elbow smash onto Chouji. Then he starts attacking him on the mat. Timmy then knees Chouji in the face. Then he gives him the leg lariat. Timmy then climbs on the top turnbuckle. Chouji gets up. Timmy hits him with a dropkick. 1... 2... Chouji kicks out. **
Mr. Comanator: Can Chouji withstand all of those attacks?
Desire: Just like Mikey, he can't.
Sandy: Timmy is just running and jumping all over the place.
**Timmy hits Chouji with a suplex. Then Timmy runs and jumps on the second rope. He jumps to the top rope. He hits a springboard splash onto Chouji! He covers. 1... 2... Chouji kicks out. The crowd starts chanting "Timmy sucks!". Timmy tells the crowd to shut up. Timmy hiptosses Chouji. Then he runs to the ropes. He hits a springboard knee strike onto Chouji. Chouji falls. Timmy covers him. 1... 2... Chouji kicks out. Timmy pounds the mat. He climbs to the ropes. Chouji takes Timmy! He drops him with an electric chair drop! Both are down. **
Mr. Comanator: Okay, now Chouji has managed to stop Timmy. Can he capitalize?
Desire: Get up, Timmy! You're a ten time champion now, get up!
Sandy: We got it, he is the ten time champion, great! Now shut up!
**Timmy and Chouji get up. Chouji hits Timmy Turner with a slingshot bodyblock. Chouji with a falling splash on Timmy Turner. Chouji covers Timmy. 1... 2... Timmy kicks out. Chouji then tries to clothesline Timmy. Timmy dodges and then pushes the referee onto Chouji. Timmy then gets out. He brings his title in. Suddenly, Mikey runs to the ring. Mikey hits Timmy with a shining wizard. Then he takes the belt. Timmy gets up and Mikey hits him with the belt! Then he rolls out as Chouji covers. 1... 2... 3! **
Ring announcer: Here is your winner, Chouji!
Mr. Comanator: Payback is a bitch, and Mikey has cost Timmy the match!
Desire: They are cheaters! Both of them! Oh, Timmy won't shut up at this...
Sandy: Timmy will suck it up. He deserves this, he tried to cheat!
**You can see The F-B-N in their locker room. **
Danny: Okay, I want my award back! One is not enough! How could you lose grip on it?
Jimmy: We will get it back, don't you worry.
Misty: Yeah, you just need to kick the ass of this sorry beaver.
Danny: Dagget Beaver... I can't stand him.
Zim: Do you want any of us to... Check on you during the match?
Danny: It's only Dagget. I'll be fine. Goodbye.
**Danny goes to the ring. **
Mr. Comanator: Danny Phantom, Dagget Beaver, main event, next!
**After the commercials, the cameras switch back to the ring. **
("All I Want" By A Day To Remember plays)
Ring announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Beavers dam, Dagget Beaver! (Crowd cheers)
Mr. Comanator: Dagget has challenged Danny earlier tonight. Dagget refuses to disappear following his loss to Youngblood.
Desire: Can someone please stop this one hit wonder? I hope that Danny will destroy him.
Sandy: After this match we'll know if Dagget is for real.
("The One You Love To Hate" by Halford plays)
Ring announcer: And his opponent, from Amity Park, he is the leader of the F-B-N, Danny Phantom! (Crowd boos)
Mr. Comanator: Well, this song is really describing Danny. He is the one we love to hate.
Desire: Danny wants to reeducate this crowd.
Sandy: If somebody needs to be reeducated, it's Danny.
**Danny enters the ring and starts taunting the crowd. He turns around and Dagget hits him with a forearm shiver. Dagget starts attacking Danny on the floor. Dagget grabs Phantom by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Then he tosses Danny. 1... 2... Danny kicks out. Dagget then poses for the cheering crowd. He turns around and tries to slam Danny. Danny reverses it and pushes Dagget to the corner. Then he starts punching him. Then he picks Dagget up and throws him with a last call. Danny then covers Dagget. 1... 2... Dagget kicks out. **
Mr. Comanator: Dagget really doesn't want to give up.
Desire: It's not about what he wants. His destiny is to lose.
Sandy: Danny is the one who is losing recently.
**Danny Phantom hits Dagget Beaver with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Then Danny takes Dagget and suplexes him. Then he gets up and suplexes Dagget again. Then he puts Dagget on his shoulder. He hits him with a death valley driver. Danny covers Dagget. 1... 2... Dagget kicks out. Dagget Beaver's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Phantom. Dagget flips onto the ground and Danny jumps on him with the leg. Then Danny takes Dagget and starts spinning. He tosses Dagget to the mat. 1... 2... Dagget kicks out. **
Mr. Comanator: The question is, can Dagget find a way to get out of those attacks.
Desire: Danny is the master of those attacks. He's just playing now.
Sandy: Meanwhile Dagget is kicking out.
**Danny throws Dagget to the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat. Then he picks Dagget up and hits him with a backbreaker. Then Danny climbs on the top rope and drops his fist onto Dagget. 1... 2... Dagget kicks out. Danny tries to whip Dagget to the turnbuckle and Dagget reverses it and clotheslines Danny! Dagget picks Danny up and tries the Muscular Savior. However, Danny pokes Dagget in his eyes. Then Danny dropkicks Dagget. Danny picks Dagget up and puts him in the Ghost Slam poisition... Wait, the lights are out? **
Mr. Comanator: Hey! What happened to the power?
Desire: Come on! He was about to win!
Sandy: Wait, there is a problem...
**Suddenly something is going on the TVtron. **
Narrator: Behold he cometh with lightning and clouds, every eye shall see him...
Voice: Oh death where is your sting?
Narrator: Especially those who fought him, and they all shall wail because of him...
Voice: Oh Hell where is your victory?
Minister and Narrator: He is the Alpha, The Omega, the begining andthe end, and in these days sall men seek death and shall not find it. And they shall desire to die. and death...will...flee...from...them!
**There is a voice of Crash of Thunder and a crack of Lightning. The lights go back up. Danny is looking to the ramp. Dagget rolls him up! 1... 2... 3! **
Ring announcer: Here is your winner, Dagget Beaver!
Mr. Comanator: Wait, what? Dagget won!
Desire: Danny was distracted! That's not fair!
Sandy: But what has happened?
**Danny is standing in the ring as Dagget is leaving. **
Danny: Okay! That's it! Since last month someone decided to mess with my head! Someone thought it will be funny to do all of those cryptic messages! But I won't shut up! I'm the best wrestler in WWT, I won't take this! So whoever it is, allow me to use a verse from the bible, "Brace yourself like a man"! Come to this ring right now and allow me to kick your ass!
Mr. Comanator: But who is he talking about?
Desire: I don't care, Danny will kick his ass!
**The lights go out again. **
Sandy: Now what?
("Hero" by Skillet plays)
**The crowd cheers. Suddenly, someone walks out of the curtain. **
Mr. Comanator: Airnaruto45 is here!
**Danny is shocked. Airnaruto45 has a baseball bat in his hands. He smiles. **
Desire: You again? Last time you've been here, Danny kicked your ass!
Sandy: And now he's here for revenge!
Danny: You? It was you? You are the one who is responsible of all this?
Airnaruto45: Yeah, it was me! Revenge is hell, Danny, and I'm about to get it!
Danny: Yeah, very nice. Now please get out of here, get out of my life, because I got a job to do, and that is wrestle!
Airnaruto45: Then I'll be happy to comply.
Mr. Comanator: Wait, what?
Danny: What do you mean?
Airnaruto45: Danny, for the second year in a row, you're going to be on a special match on Channels War. The Television Games match!
**Crowd cheers. **
Danny: Well, okay. So?
Airnaruto45: This match is going to be a 5 on 5 team match. I guess that your team has already four members: Zim, Skulker, Jimmy and yourself!
Danny: Yeah, that's my F-B-N.
Airnaruto45: And the opposing team also already has four members.
Airnaruto45: Three people that you already know very well... And their fourth team member? Well... It's ME!
("Out of my Way" by Seether plays)
**Patrick, Gaara and Jake come out. Patrick then raises the award that he stole from Danny. **
Mr. Comanator: Team Patrick! In four weeks on Channels War, in a Television Games match, it's gonna be The F-B-N against Team Patrick... With Airnaruto45!
**The show ends as Team Patrick raises their hands with Airnaruto45. **
WWT Television Championship: Snap def. Squidward (c) (New champion)
Patrick Star and Gaara of the Sand def. Team Amazement (Bart Simpson and Chris Griffin)
Roll def. Sakura Haruno
Chouji def. Timmy Turner
Dagget Beaver def. Danny Phantom
Card for Channels War:
WWT World Championship: Shikamaru Nara (c) vs Captain Youngblood
Television Games, 5 on 5: The F-B-N (Danny Phantom, Jimmy Neutron, Skulker, Invader Zim and ?) vs Team Patrick (Patrick Star, Gaara of the Sand, Jake Long, Airnaruto45 and ?)
So we have it! We already know the two main events for Channels War! A big World title match and a Television Games match with a lot of hate.
What will happen next?