|AU Revolution of Idiocy
Author: LemonStickInsect PM
Sick of all the sappy romance AUs? Bored of all the same plots-ideas? Well wait no more because the AU Revolution of Idiocy has ARRIVED! A short series of short AUsRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Annabeth C. & Percy J. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 08-17-10 - Published: 08-03-10 - id: 6202747
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This is my first published attempt at writing a story, so be nice.
Disclaimer: I'm Not Rick so I don't own anything but the plot.
It was a normal Sunday afternoon, Sally Jackson having dropped off her young son Percy with her good friend Helen Chase, left to work at a candy store in the city.
Percy and Annabeth were watching one of their favourite shows, Barny.
Sitting in front of the TV on the light brown carpeting, Percy and Annabeth were having one of their daily probably scheduled arguments.
"But It can work can't it Anniebeth?"
Annabeth crossed her arms in frustration and pouted "But Percy, We can't bring Barny to life he's a person dressed up in a costoo..costume!"
"NOOO, Anniebeth don't lie" screamed Percy. Then he quickly got up and blocked the speakers of the TV with his hands, "Don't worry Mr. Barny, Anniebeth was only joking, she didn't mean it" He then turned to meet his best friend "Take it BACK!"
"But Percy, Mr. Barny isn't real!" sighed Annabeth. Flinging her Arms in air in exasperation she said "You know what Pwercy, I'll try and bwing Mr. Barny to life, but it won't work!"
Over the following weeks Annabeth promptly started working on making Mr. Barny, using her knowledge of Architecture and design that can only be gained by years of
Extreme- professional Lego building and using her and Percy's seemingly endless supply of Barny dolls. Every once in a while Percy would look over her shoulder.
"Anniebeth why can't you finish bwinging Mr. Barny to Life?"
"Percy, why can't you wait?"
"But I want Mr. Barny NOW!" screamed Percy. He then sat on the ground arms crossed.
Eventually after several weeks Mr. Barny was completed.
Annabeth looked at her creation. In front of her was a giant purple dinosaur towering over her 7 year old height. Percy was next to her jumping with excitement that only a 6 and a Half year old would have. 'YAY, Anniebeth made Mr. Barny, YAY"
Annabeth then pressed a small red button on the Dinosaurs thigh. A whirring sound started and Annabeth and Percy took a few steps back. Suddenly It's head came up, the neck twitched and the eyes glowed red for a second then it turned into a piercing-evil yellow.
"Hello children," spoke a raspy voice.
Percy slowly and nervously walked up to the Dinosaur "Mr. Barny, can you sing us a song?"
"Why sure kids," spoke Barny as it stood to its full height. "I love you, you love me, lets all come and F*** barny with a g…"
Percy gasped, "MR. BARNY SAY NAUGHTY WORD," he then promptly ran up and kneed him where the sun don't shine.
"Bad Mr. Barny" screamed Percy as he started kicking it with his feet.
"NOO," screamed Annabeth as she ran up and yanked Percy off of Barny. "Mr. Barny are you okay?"
"Why yes little girl," spoke the raspy voice.
"Get away from Anniebeth" screamed Percy as he then kicked Barny's head off.
"PERCY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE,' shrieked Annabeth.
"That wasn't Mr. Barny," exclaimed Percy
At that point, Mrs Jackson entered the room, "Percy, Annabeth I brought some free samples from work!"
Hearing the prospect of candy, Percy and Annabeth followed Mrs Jackson out of the room to attack the legendary Candy Bag, their previous argument completely forgotten.
Later that night After Annabeth was in bed and Percy was home.
Helen Chase was sorting the toys form Annabeth's work-room when she came across the dinosaur in the middle. "What a strange toy, and what is this button" She pressed the button.
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