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(BpoV)

I was sitting in my room waiting for Edward to come back when it happened.

"Bella…" a voice whispered in my ear.

I shrieked and leapt about a foot into the air, hitting my head on the ceiling—when the heck did it get so low? —And dropped the book I was holding: "Beastly" by Alex Flinn.

"Who's there!" I shouted as I whirled around to come face to face with a…Chihuahua? Why the heck is there a Chihuahua in my room? And who just said my name?

"Umm… hello?" I asked hesitantly, staring at the little pitch-black Mexican dog standing on my bed wagging his tail.

"What's up dawg?" the Chihuahua asked loudly and I jumped backwards in shock.

The talking Chihuahua continued as if this happened every day. " The name's Mason Christopher James Bradley Timothy Maxwell Adrian Kyle Laurent Jacoby Harry Ramses Skywalker, King of Insanitydom, and I am from the future!"

Then he looked at me closely, taking in my shocked expression. "What?" he asked coldly, "You can handle vampires and werewolves but you can't handle a talking Chihuahua with a really long name who just happens to be the king of all reality?"

"Umm…no?" I asked as if it were a question. Just then, I heard a sound that made me think someone was watching Tarzan with the volume at max: I turned just in time to see Edward -wearing a Tarzan-style loincloth and swinging on a vine- slam into my closed window with enough force to break through concrete.

Oddly enough, the window held against his weight and with an audible "oof!" he bounced off the window and to the ground. Shocked, and more than a little confused, I ran to the window and looked down to see Edward on the ground rubbing his head looking up at me.

"Ow! What's with the impenetrable force field around the house Jane?" he asked seriously. Then, just as suddenly as Edward appeared, Emmett came bursting from the trees dressed in a long brown robe with a lightsaber in his hands as he faced off with… Jacob dressed like Darth Vader?

"The Force is strong in this one!" Jacob commented to nobody in particular.

I glanced back at the Chihuahua and did a double take; he was now sitting on my bed at a little tea table with the purple cat and the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. Beside them sitting in the rocking chair on the floor was what looked like a mummy still in it's wrappings.

"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!" I screamed the question hysterically and the mummy turned to me—it was alive! —And reaching up his hand, he tore away the wrappings from his face to reveal Carlisle Cullen staring at me with blood-red eyes.

"Isn't it obvious?" he asked in a bone-chilling voice just as the air-conditioning vent in my ceiling—that got here when? —Popped open and Emse in a spy suit appeared, being lowered down by a cable with a walkie-talkie to her lips.

" Beast, Beauty here; I'm in. The ghost is in the bathtub. I repeat: The ghost is in the bathtub." Then she noticed everyone staring at her.

"Oh my god! Beast! The bunnies have seen me! Retreat! REATREAT!" she shrieked and the sound of frantic movement sounded about in the vents (that hadn't been there this morning,) and with the whirring of a cable running over metal sounded and with a final scream of "Bunnies!" she fell to the ground.

Jasper's head appeared in the vent and with a sheepish expression he called down: "Sorry about that Lindy, but I can't let those rabbit steal my carrots!" and with that he disappeared.

In all of this confusion, I felt my brain overload and darkness overcame my vision.

ok, pathetic right? i've never made one of these kind of fics before, but i felt it was about time so, here it is! any1 like it? think its stupid? should i continue it?