|Tenchu VS Teletubbies
Author: pullandpeel-licorice PM
What happens when Rikimaru and Ayume are sent to dispatch the four demons, Tinki Winki, Dippsy, LaLa, and Poe? Pure awesomeness. Oneshot.Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Rikimaru - Words: 570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 08-04-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6206977
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Tinki Winki was prancing through the green fields of Teletubbie Land, enjoying the sun shine that was coming from the creepy, ever watchful baby.
"Et'oh!" He proclaimed, waving to a random, terrified rabbit. "Tenkil winkle, inkle winkle, tinkle winkle..." He sang, unaware of the figure crouched in a bush beside him. "Tinkle winkle... EEEEYAAAA!" He cried aloud as Rikimaru grabbed hold of his wrist, yanked him into the bush and stabbed him through the chest with his Ninjato.
Rikimaru climbed out of the bush, relaxing his breath. "Nothing personal..." His said to the corpse of the former Teletubby member.
Ayume hid in a corner of a the teletubbies home, her slender form wedge carefully into a corner. She watched as Dippsy entered the room and got himself a bowl.
"Dipssy knows that with Tubby Custard, he can have enough energy to run up the pointless hill!" Came the voice of the narrator, who seemed to be simply over joyed to be discussing the subject of Tubby Custard.
Dippsy pulled a lever and a disgusting blob of slimy mass oozed into his bowl.
"Tubby Custard! Tubby Custard!" Dippsy sang as he took a bight. In a matter of seconds, he had scarfed down the whole bowl. He began running around in circles about the house as the narrator went on about how much energy Dippsy now had.
Dippsy made a B-line for the door, but before he could make it, he suddenly started choking a collapsed on the floor, dead.
Ayume dropped down from her corner perch and examined the body. She smiled to herself. The poison she had used in the Tubby Custard worked. Now to find the red one.
Rikimaru raced through the grass fields, slaughtering rabbits and butterflies as he went. Behind him was a long trail of blood from the fluffy carnage. The baby looked down on it all, still laughing.
He saw the Yellow One rolling about in the grass, apparently having some kind of conniption. He quickly crouched down behind a large, orange ball. A small speaker went up.
"Time for Teletubbies to play!" it said.
LaLa immediately came out of her conniption and pick up her ball. She saw Rikimaru and stopped. She tilted her head to the side and made an 'ooh' sound. Rikimaru attempted to stab her, but her ball was getting in his way. He finally popped the ball and than made a quick diagonal swipe, slitting her throat.
"Die, freak!" he said.
Poe by now was loosing it and was huddled in her bed, shivering beneath her freakish, foil-like blanket.
Ayume and Rikimaru quietly entered into the room, creeping through the shadows. They went up to the bed and raised the swords high above their heads. With a nod from Rikimaru, they brought their swords down into the freakish little demon.
"Never again will the world be tormented by these little monsters." Rikimaru said solemnly, the only way he was able to say anything.
Before leaving Teletubby land, they tricked Nunu The Vacuum-Thing into sucking up a grenade and cut down all of the weird speaker things and windmills. When they were finally done with all of that, they burned down the entire grass valley and blew up the Teletubbies' house. They both left back to Japan and lived happily ever; that is, until they were sent to dispatch a demon king named Elmo.