My Immortal

English Translation

Chapter 1.

Authors Note: Special fangs (Get it, because I'm gothic) to my girl friend (Ew not in that way) Raven, bloodytearz666 for helping me with the story and spelling. You rock! Justin you're the love of my depressing life. You rock to! MCR ROCKS!

Hi my name is Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (That's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (Authors Note: If you don't know who she is get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I were because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked. "Nothing." he said shyly. But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

Authors Note: IS it good? PLEASE tell me fangs!

Chapter 2.

Authors Note: Fangs to bloodytearz666 for helping me with the chapter! By the way preps stop flaming my story ok!

The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt, which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun. My friend, Willow (Authors Note: Raven this is you!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

"Oh my fucking God, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.

"Do you like Draco?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

"Hi." he said.

"Hi." I replied flirty like.

"Guess what," he said.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogs Meade." he told me.

"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked. I gasped.

Chapter 3.

Authors Note: STOP FLAMMING THE STORY PREPS OK! Otherwise fangs to the gothic people for the good reviews! FANGS AGAIN RAVEN! Oh yeah, By the way I don't own this or the lyrics for Good Charlotte.

On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather mini dress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert. I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plain t-shirt (They would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (Authors Note: A lot of cool boys wear it ok!).

"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice.

"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

"You come in cold, you're covered in blood they're all so happy you've arrived. The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own the lyrics to that song).

"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice. Suddenly Draco looked sad.

"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on. "Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.

"Really?" asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face. The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into… the Forbidden Forest!

Chapter 4.

Authors Note: I said stop flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY not Mary Sue OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LOVE with her that he is acting different! They knew each other before ok!

"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Ebony?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped. Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts), which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness, and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingy into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all-warm. And then…

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHER FUKERS!" It was…Dumbledore!

Chapter 5.

Authors Notes: STOP flaming! If you flame it means you're a prep or a poser! The only reason Dumbledore swore is because he had a headache ok and on top of that he was mad at them for having sex! PS I'm not updating until I get five good reviews!

Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

"You ludicrous fools!" he shouted. I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall.

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape. And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said.

"Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms." Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.

"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out… Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

Chapter 6.

Authors Note: Shut up preps ok! PS I won't update until you give me good reviews!

The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high-heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple. In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.

"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco and there was no scar on his forehead anymore. He had manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko.

"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.

"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.

"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled.

"Why?" I exclaimed.

"Because I love the taste of human blood," he giggled.

"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.

"Really?" he whimpered.

"Yeah." I roared. We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

Chapter 7. Bring me to life

Authors Note: Well ok you guys I'm only writing this because I got five good reviews. And by the way I wouldn't write the next chapter until I get TEN good ones! STOP FLAMING OR ILL REPORT YOU! Ebony isn't a Mary she isn't perfect ok! SHES A SATANITS! And she has problems she's depressed for gods sake!

Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist rings on my nails in red nail polish (Authors Note: See, does that sound like a Mary Sue to you?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then… We started frenching passively and we took off each other's clothes enthusiastically He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (See is that stupid?)

"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire! I was so angry.

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDS anyway!" I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

Chapter 8.

Authors Note: Stop flaming ok! If you do then you are a prep!

Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly. My friend Bloody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Gryffindor.)

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit?" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him. Everyone gasped. I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had gone out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Ha-ha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.

Chapter 9.

Authors Note: Stop flaming ok! I didn't reed all the books! This is from the movie ok so it's not my fault if Dumbledore swears! Besides I SAID HE HAD A HEADACHE! And the reason Snape doesn't like Harry now is because he's Christian and vampire is a Satanist! MCR ROX!

I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Voldemort!

"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted

"Imperious!" and I couldn't run away.

"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.

"Ebony." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!" I thought about Vampire and his sexy eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back. Voldemort gave me a gun.

"No! Please!" I begged.

"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!"

"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way. Voldemort got a dude-your-so-retarded look on his face.

"I hath telekinesis," he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick. I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.

"Draco!" I said. "Hi!"

"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (get it) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"No." he answered.

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.

"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.

Chapter 10.

Authors Note: Stop it you gay fags if you do not like my story then fuck off! PS It turns out Bloody Mary isn't a muggle after all and she and Vampire are evil that's why they moved houses ok!

I was really scared about Voldemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are Bloody Mary, Vampire, Draco, and Ron (although we call him Diablo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) And Hagrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

"Ebony! Are you OK?" Bloody Mary asked in a concerned voice.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch?" (See is that out of character?) I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbledore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

"What have you done?" He started to cry wisely. (See that's basically not swearing and this time he was really upset and you will see why) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."

Chapter 11.

Authors Note: I said stop flaming you preps! See if this chapter is stupid! 1111 It deals with really serious issues! So see for yourself if it's stupid. By the way fangs to my friend Raven for helping me!

"NO!" I screamed. I was horrified! Bloody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying to myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a pervert that way.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sadly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snape was spying on me and he was taking a videotape of me! And Lupin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT?" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.

"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Snape and Lupin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Lupin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumbledore ran in.

"Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Lupin and then he waved his wand and suddenly… Hagrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

"What do you know, Hagrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hagrid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumbledore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly. Lupin held up the camera triumphantly.

"The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!" I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.

"Why are you doing this?" Lupin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his cloak. And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Hagrid said and he paused in the air dramatically, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

"Because you're gothic?" Snape asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraid it meant he was connected with Satan.

"Because I LOVE HER!"

Chapter 12.

Authors Note: Stop flaming ok Hagrid is a pedo to a lot of people in American schools are like that. I wanted to address the issue! How do you no Snape isn't Christian plus Hagrid isn't really in love with Ebony that was Cedric ok!

I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Draco had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.

"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS Hagrid but it was Vampire. He started to scream.

"Oh my fucking good! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then… his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. I stopped.

"How did you know?"

"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"

"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do but Diablo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! Then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco… Voldemort has him bondage!" Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snape and Lupin and HAGRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango's after they recovered cause they were pedophiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot girls. Dumbledore had constipated the video camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them. Anyway Hagrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

"Ebony I need to tell you something." he said in a very serious voice, giving me the roses.

"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Hagrid had been mean to me before for being gothic.

"No Ebony." Hagrid says. "Those are not roses."

"What, are they goths too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses. "I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton porn video made from your shower scene and being viewed by Snape and Lupin." Who MASTARBATED (See is that spelled wrong) to it he added silently.

"Whatever!" I yelled angrily. He pointed his wand at the pink roses.

"These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you had TO SAY! .

"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely.

"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cords." Then he screamed. "Patulous Marengo mi kemical romancio (For all you cool gothic MCR fans out, there, that is a tribute! Especially for raven I love you girl!) imo noto okayo!" And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn't prep.

"OK I believe you now where the fuck is Draco?" Hagrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could see nothing.

"You see, Ebony," Dumbledore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "To see what is in the flames (HAHA YOU REVIEWRS FLAMES GET IT) you must find yourself first, ok?"

"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hagrid yelled. Dumbledore looked shocked. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back. Hagrid stormed off back into his bed. "You are a liar, professor Dumbledore!" Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather mini dress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (If you don't know who she is your a prep so fuck off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.

"You look kawaii, girl." Bloody Mary said sadly.

"Fangs (Get it) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snape and Lupin couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Care of Magical Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.

"Hi." he said in a depressed way.

"Hi back." I said in and equally sad way. We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Draco's. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.

"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGonagall who was watching us and so was everyone else.

"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

SPECIAL FANGS TO RAVEN MY GOTHIC BLOOD SISTER WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SUPPOZD TO WRITE THIS! 11111111 HEY RAVEN DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER IS?

Chapter 13.

Authors Note: Raven fangs for helping me again I'm sorry I took your poster of Gerard but that guy is such a fucking sex bomb! PREPS STOP FLAMING!

Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.

"Dumbledore Dumbledore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.

"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily.

"Voldemort has Draco!" we shouted at the same time. He laughed in an evil voice.

"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" we begged.

"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away. Vampire started crying.

"My Draco!" he moaned. (Authors Note: Don't you think gay guys are like so hot!)

"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm.

"I have an idea!" he exclaimed.

"What?" I asked him.

"You'll see," he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then… suddenly we were in Voldemort's lair! We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!" It was… Voldemort!

Chapter 14.

Authors Note: Fuck off PREPS ok! Raven fangs for helping again. I'm sorry I couldn't update but I was depressed and I had to go to the hospital because I slit my wrists. PS I'm not updating until you give me 10 good reviews!

WARNING: SOME OF THIS CHAPTER IS EXTREMLY SCRAY. VIEWER DISCREATION IS ADVISED.

We ran to where Voldemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Wormtail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Wormtail.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun Voldemort had given me. Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "Ebony I love you will you have sex with me?" he said. (In this he is sixteen years old so he's not a pedophile ok)

"Huh?" I asked.

"Ebony I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Wormtail. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my boy friend and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I burst into tears sadly.

"Wormtail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (Get it because he's so sexy) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps here except for Bloody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you want to be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Lupin took a video of me naked. Hagrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Wormtail is in love with me! I just want to be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (And don't worry Ebony isn't a snob or anything but a lot of people have told her she's pretty) "I'm good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.

Chapter 15.

Authors Note: Stop flaming ok! By the way you suck from now on every time someone flames me I'm going to slit my wrists! Fangs to Raven for helping!

"Ebony Ebony!" shouted Draco sadly. "No, please, come back!" But I was too mad.

"Whatever! Now u can go and have sex with Vampire!" I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylyn Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class. I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!

"Ebony I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I don't care what those fucker preps and posers fink. You're the most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just want to fucking be with you. I fucking love you!" Then… he started to sing "The Chronicles of Life and Death" (We considered it our song now because we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (Authors Note: Don't you think those guys are so hot. If you don't know who they are get the fuck out of here!) .

"Oh my fucking god." I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (That were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now) at them.

"I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (I fucking hate that bitch) and Chad Michel Murray in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Lupin shouted at us but he stopped because everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked together. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogs Meade right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went together.

Chapter 16.

Authors Note: You know what? Shut up ok! Prove to me your not preps! Raven you suck you fucking bitch give me back my sweater your supposed to do this! By the way fangs to britney5655 for checking my Japenese!

We ran happily to Hogs Meade. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happily. MCR were their playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in the pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter because I knew know that we were the only true ones for each other. I was wearing a black leather mini dress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up to the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was… Voldemort and the Death Eaters!

"What the fuck Draco I'm not going to a concert with you!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR and you know how much I like them."

"What cause we…you know…" he stammered uncomfortably cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what.

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.

"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."

"Oh my god what the fuck! Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess you're a prep or a Christina or what now?"

"NO." he muttered loudly.

"Are you becoming a prep or what?" I shouted angrily.

"Ebony! I'm not! Please come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'The world is black' by GC to me. I was flattened cause that's not even a single; he had memorized the lyrics just for me!

"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched for a while and I went up to my room. Bloody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite girl." she said happily (She speaks Japanese so do I. That means 'how do you do' in Japanese). "By the way Willow that fucking poser got expelled. She failed all her classes and she skipped math." (Authors Note: RAVEN YOU FUCKING SUCK! FUCK YOU!)

"It serves that fucking bitch right." I laughed angrily. Well anyway we where felling all depressed. We watched some gothic movies like the nightmare before Christmas. "Maybe Willow will die too." I said.

"Kawaii." Bloody Mary shook her head energetically lethargically. "Oh yeah of have a confession after she got expelled I murdered her and then Lupin did it with her cause he's a necrophiliac."

"Kawaii." I commented happily. We talked to each other in silence for the rest of the movie.

"OH HEY by the way, I'm going to a concert with Draco tonight in Hogs Meade with MCR." I said. " I need to wear like the hottest outfit EVER." Bloody Mary nodded energetically "Oh my fucking god totally lets go shopping."

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my special Hot Topic Loyalty card.

"No." My head snapped up.

"WHAT?" my head spun. I could not believe it. "Bloody Mary are you a PREP?"

"NOOOO! NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool gothic stores near Hogwarts that's all."

"Who told you about them" I asked sure it would be Draco or Diablo or Vampire (don't even SAY that name to me!). Or me.

"Dumbledore." She said. "Let me just call our brooms."

"Oh my fucking god DUMBLEDORE?" I asked quietly.

"Yah I saw the map for Hogs Meade on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go." We were going in a few punk goth stores ESPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogs Meade. The salesperson was OH MY GOD HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses.

"We only have these for the real goths."

"The real goths?" Bloody Mary and me asked.

"Yeah you wouldn't believe how many posers there are in this town man! Yesterday Lupin and Snape tried to buy a gothic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."

"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

"Oh my Satan you have to buy that outfit." The salesperson said.

"Yeah it looks totally hot." said Bloody Mary.

"You know what I am gonna give it to you free cause u look really hot in that outfit. Hey are you going to be at the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey by the way my name's Ebony Darkness Dementia Way what's yours?"

"Tom Rid." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "Maybe I'll see you there tonight."

"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my boy friend Draco you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hagrid flew in on his black broom looking worried.

"Oh my fucking god EBONY YOU NEED TO GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!"

Chapter 17.

Authors Note: I said stop flaming the story! If you're a prep then do not reed it! You can tell whether you're a prep or not by my quiz it's on my homepage. If your not then you rock. If you are then FUCK YOU! PS Willow isn't really a prep. Raven please do this I'll promise to give you back your poster!

Tom Riddle gave us some clothes and stuff for free. He said he would help us with makeup if we wanted because he was really into fashion and stuff. (He's bisexual). Hagrid kept shooting at us to come back to Hogwarts. "What the fuck Hagrid?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fucking bastard." Well anyway Willow came. Hagrid went away angrily.

"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said.

"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a black blood-red miniskirt, leather fishnets and black pointy boots that showed off how pale she was. She had a really nice body with big bobs and everything. She was thin enough to be anorexic.

"So are you going to the concert with Draco?" she asked.

"Yah." I said happily.

"I'm gong with Diablo." she answered happily. Well anyway Draco and Diablo came. They were both looking extremely hot and sexy and you could tell they thought we were to. Diablo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylyn Manson. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from the Warped tower. Bloody Mary was going to the concert with Dracula. Dracula used to be called Neville but it tuned out that he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Neville converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slytherin now. He was wearing a black Warped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair with red streaks in it. We call him Dracula now. Well anyway we al went to Draco's black Mercy-Bens (Get it because we're gothic) that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crack. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fucking preps. We soon got there… I gasped. Gerard was the sexiest guy ever! He locked even sexier then he did in pictures. He had long raven black hair and piercing blue eyes. He was really skinny and he had and amazing ethnic voice. We moshed to Helena and some other songs. Suddenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other members. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man with no nose and red eyes... Everyone ran away but Draco and me. Draco and I came. It was… Voldemort and the Death Eaters!

"You moronic idiots!" he shouted nastily. "Ebony, I told you to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now… I shall kill thou and Draco!"

"No please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife. Suddenly gothic old man flew in on his broomstick. He had long black hair and a long black bread. He was wearing a black robe that said 'Avril Lavigne' on the back. He shouted a spell and Voldemort ran away. It was… DUMBLEDORE!

Chapter 18.

Authors Note: I SAID STOP FLAMMING! If you do then you're a fucking prep! Fangs to Raven for the help and stuff. You rock! And you're not a prep. Fangs for my sweater! PS The other reason Dumbledore swore is because he is trying to be gothic so there!

I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eye shadow, blood-red lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it. (The night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (Get it skull because I'm gothic and I like death). Dumbledore chased Voldemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.) Well anyway I went down to the Great Hall. There all the walls were painted black and the tables were black too. But you could see that there was pink paint underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.

"What the fuck!" I shouted going to sit next to Bloody Mary and Willow. Bloody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Charlotte t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic black dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.

"Those guys are so fucking hot." Neville was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Voldemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had dyed his hare black.

"DUMBLEDORE?" we all gasped.

"What the fuck?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Voldemort!"

"Hello everyone." he said happily. "As you can see I gave the room a makeover. What do you think about it?" Everyone from the poser table in Gryffindor started to cheer, while we goths just looked at each other all disgusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!

"By the way you can call me Albert." HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.

"What a fucking poser!" Draco shouted angrily as we went to Transformation. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (Get it, way like Gerard) but I didn't say anything.

"I bet he's having a mid-life crisis!" Willow shouted. I was so fucking angry.

Chapter 19. I'm not ok I promise

Authors Note: Please stop flaming the story if you do your a fucking prep and your jealous ok! From now on I'm going to delete your mean reviews! By the way Ebony is a pureblood so there! Fangs to Raven for the help!

All day we sat angrily thinking about Dumbledore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- the MCR concert. It had been postponed, so we could all go. Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being secretive. I asked what it was and he got mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (Aren't sensitive bi guys so hot).

"No one fucking understands me!" he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Broken Dreams. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (Get it instead of tie because I'm gothic) I was wearing a black leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a black leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly ring. My hair was al up in a messy really high bun like Amy Lee in Gone Under. (Email me if you want to see the picture)

"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled.

"But-but-but-" he grunted.

"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.

"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted. But it was to late. I knew what I heard. I ran to the bathroom angrily, crying. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and wept as my bloody eyeliner streamed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (Raven that is so our video!). I TOOK OUT A CIGARETE AND STARTED TO smoke pot. Suddenly Hagrid came. He had apperated.

"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. "What the fuck do you think you're doing in the girl's room?" Only it wasn't just Hagrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it to be Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumbledore.

"Hey I need to ask you a question," he said, pulling out his black wanabe-gothic purse. "What are you wearing to the concert?"

"You know who MCR are!" I gasped.

"No I just saw there was a concert that a lot of goths and punks were going to." He said. "Anyway Draco has a surprise for you."

Chapter 20.

Authors Note: I said I do not care what you think! Stop flaming ok preps! Fangs to Raven for the help! Oh yeah by the way I'll be on vacation in Transylvania for the next three days so do not expect updates.

All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a black leather mini, a black corset with purple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong to do the concert again, since Voldemort had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed to MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to 'thank you for the Venom'. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside that it was Draco so we could do it again.

"What the fucking hell are you doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Lupin!

"Are you going to come rape me or what?" I yelled. I was allowed to say that because Dumbledore had told us all to be careful around him and Snape since he was a pedo.

"No, actually can I please borrow some condemns." he growled angrily.

"Yah, so you can fuck you six-year-old girlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarcastically.

"Fucker." He said, gong away. Well anyway, I put on some black eye shadow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Then I gasped… Snape and Lupin were in the middle of the empty hall, doing it, and Dobby was watching!

"Oh my god you ludicrous idiot!" they both shouted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. They got up, though. Normally I wood have been turned on (I love seeing guys do it) but both of them were fucking preps. (By the way Snape is moved to Gryffindor now)

"What the fuck is that why you wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (See I spelt that)

"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Lupin shouted angrily.

"Well you should have told me." I replayed.

"You dimwit!" Snake began to shoot angrily. And then… I took out my black camera and took a picture of them. You could see that they were naked and everything.

"Well excuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was that al about?"

"It was to blackmail you." I smirked. "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fucking rat me out or I'll show this to Dumbledore. So fuck off, you bastards!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and they tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.

"What the fuck where's Draco?" I asked him.

"Oh he's being a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't come." Vampire said shaking his head. "You want to come with me? To the concert?" Then… he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his godfather Serious Black had given it to him. The license plate on the front said MCR666 on it. The one on the back said 'EBONY' on it. I gasped. We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing. Vampire and I began to make out, moshing to the music. I gasped, looking at the band. I almost had an orgasm. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begins to sing 'Helena' and his sexy beautiful voice began to fill the hall. And then, I heard some crying I turned and saw Draco, crying in a corner.

Chapter 21.

Authors Note: Fuck you ok! You fucking suck. It's not my fault if it's spelt wrong ok because that bitch Raven because it fuck you preps! Woops sorry raven fangs for the help. By the way Transylvania rocks hard! I even got to go to the castle where Dracula was filmed!

Later we all went in the skull. Draco was crying in the common room.

"Draco are you okay?" I asked in a gothic voice.

"No I'm not you fucking bitch!" he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry because I was afraid he would commit suicide.

"Its ok Ebony." said Vampire comfortingly. "Ill make him feel better."

"You mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" I shouted angrily. Then I ran to get Draco. Vampire came to.

"Draco please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pale face. I was so turned on because I love sensitive bi guys. (If you're a homophobe then fuck of!) And then… we heard some footsteps! Vampire got out his black invisibility coke. We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. He went under the invisibility cloak and started to meow loudly.

"IS ANYONE THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris.

"No fuck you, you preppy little poser son of a fucking bitch!" Vampire said under his breath in a disgusted way.

"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SAID THAT?" yelled Mr. Norris. Then he heard Filch meow. "Filth is there anyone under the cloak!" he asked. Filth nodded. And then… Vampire frenched me! He did it just as… Mr. Norris was taking of the cloak!

"WHAT THE-" he yelled but it was to late because now we were running away from him. And then we saw Draco crying and bursting into tears and slitting his wrists outside of the school.

"Draco!" I cried. "Are you okay?"

"I guess though." Draco wept. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (See isn't that depressing) on the gothic red bed together. As I was about to put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knock on the door and Fudge and the Ministry of Magic walked into the school!

Chapter 22.

Author Note: Shut the fuck up! Preps stop flaming ok if you don't like it fuck off. I know its Mr. Norris it's Raven's fault ok! You suck! No just kidding Raven you fucking rock preps suck!

All day everyone talked about the Ministry of Magic. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing black lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped. Standing in front of me where… Bloody Mary, Vampire, Diablo, Draco, Dracula and Willow! I opened my crimson eyes. Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wore a black poofy skirt with lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and black jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just like Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy. Vampire looked like Joel Madden. Bloody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said 'bitch' and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness (who is Ginny) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Crab and Goyle. It turns out that Darkness; Diablo, Crab and Goyle's dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became gothic and converted to Satanism.

"Oh my fucking god!" I yelled as I jumped up. "Why the fuck are you all here?"

"Ebony something is really fucked up." Draco said.

"OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first." I shouted angrily.

"It's all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. You're so fucking beautiful." Draco said in a sexy voice.

"Oh all right." I said smiling. "But you have to tell me why you're being all secretive."

"I will I will." he said. So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eye shadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hall and looked in from a window. A fucking prep called Britney from Gryffindor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledore. Cornelius Fudge was there shouting at Dumbledore. Dolores Umbridge was there too.

"THIS CANNOT BE!" she shouted angrily. "THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!"

"THE DARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!" yelled Cornelius Fudge.

"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!" yelled Umbridge. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!"

"Very well." Dumbledore said angrily. "Butt we cannot do this. We can't close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is… Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way." Draco, Crab, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire and Bloody Mary looked at each other… I gasped.

Chapter 23.

Authors Note: Shut the fuck up biches! You're just jealous because I got 10000 reviews! Fangs to Raven for the help and telling me about books girl you rock lets go shopping together!

The door opened and Professor Umbridge and Cornelius Fudge stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledore and Umbridge saw us.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" Umbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore glared at her.

"Oops she made a mistake!" he corrupted her. "She means hi everybody cum in!" Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Draco and opposite Bloody Mary. Crab and Goyle started to make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo. I ate some Count Chocula and drank some blood from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was… Vampire! He and Draco were shouting at each other.

"Vampire, Draco what the fuck?" I asked.

"You fucking bustard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to sit next to her!"

"No I do!" Vampire shouted.

"No she doesn't fucking like you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Draco.

"No fuck you motherfucker she loves me not you!" shouted Vampire. And then… he jumped on Draco! (No not in that way you perv) They started to fight and beat up each other. Dumbledore yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew through fell apart. Britney that fucking prep started to cry. Vampire and Draco stopped fighting… I shopped eating… Everyone gasped. The room fell silent… Voldemort!

"Ebony… Ebony… " Voldemort said evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou have failed your mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!"

"Please don't make me kill him please!" I begged.

"No!" he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling. I bust into tears. Draco and Vampire came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldemort coming to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way.

"No!" I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.

"Ebony, Ebony are you alright?" asked Draco in a worried voice.

"Yeah." I said sadly as I got up.

"Everything's all right Ebony." said Vampire all sensitive.

"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tears of blood went down my face. "Oh my fucking god what if I'm getting possessed like in The Ring 2!"

"Its ok girl." said Bloody Mary. "Maybe you should ask Professor Trelawney about what the visions mean though."

"Ok bitch." I said sadly and then we went.

Chapter 24.

Authors Note: Preps stop flaming the story you're just jealous so fuck you ok go to hell! Raven fangs for the help!

Well we had Divination next so I got to ask Professor Trelawney about the visions.

"Konnichiwa everybody come in." said Professor Trelawney in Japanese. She smiled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She's the coolest fucking teacher ever. She had long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (Her mom was a vampire. She's also half Japanese so she speaks it and everything. She and Bloody Mary get along great) She's really young for a teacher. Today she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long gothic black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the Strong. I raised my hand. I was wearing some black nail polish with red pentagrams on it.

"What is it Ebony?" she asked. "Hey I love your nail polish where'd you get it, Hot Topic?"

"Yeah." I answered. All the preps who didn't know what HT was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. "Well I have to talk to you about some things. When do you want to due it?"

"Ho about now?" she asked.

"OK." I said.

"OK class fucking dismissed everyone." Professor Trelawney said and she let everyone go. "Except for you Britney." she pointed at Britney and some other preps. "Please do exercise (Get it) one on page three."

"OK I'm having lots of visions." I said in a worried voice. I'm so worried is Draco gong to die. Well she gave me a black crystal ball to look in. I looked at it.

"What do you see?" she asked.

"I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram." Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Draco. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and black congress shoes.

"Okay you can go now, see you cunt." said Professor Trelawney.

"Bye bitch." I said waving. I went to Draco and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so excited.

Chapter 25.

Authors Note: Stop flaming ok if you do not then I'll tell Justin to beat you up! And I'll tell all the nerds to put a virus in your computer! FUCK YOU! Raven fangs for the help!

I was so excited. I followed Draco wandering if we where going to do it again. We went outside and then we went into Draco's black car.

"Ebony what the fuck did Professor Trelawney say?" whispered Draco putting his gothic white hand with black nail polish on mine.

"She said she would tell me what the visions meant tomorrow." I grumbled in a sexy voice. He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to smoke. He started to fly the car into a tree. We went to the top of it. Draco put on some MCR.

"And all the things that you never ever told all the smiles and me that are ever gonna haunt me." sang Gerard's sexy voice. We started taking of each other's clothes fervently. He took of my black thong and my black leather bra. I took of his black boxers. Then… he put his throbbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.

"Oh my fucking god Draco, Draco!" I screamed having an orgasm. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly… I fell asleep. I started having a dream. In it a black guy was shooting two gothic men with long black hair.

"No! Please don't fucking kill us!" they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. He ran away in a red car. "No! Oh my fucking god!" I shouted in a scared voice.

"Ebony what's wrong?" Draco asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes. I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face. I told Draco to call Vampire. He did it with his black Linkin Park mobile. Butt the worst thing was who the people who were shot in the dream were… Lucious and Serious!

Chapter 26.

Authors Note: PREPS STOP FLAMING THE STORY OK! If you do not like the story then go fuck yourself you fucking prep! YOU SUCK! Oh and I wasn't being racist ok!

A few mutates later Vampire came to the tree. He was wearing a black leather Jackson, black leather pants and a Good Charlotte t-shirt.

"Hi Vampire." I said flirtily as I started to sob. Draco hugged me sexily trying to comfort me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.

"Oh fuck it!" Vampire shouted angrily. He started to cry sadly. "What fucking dick did that!"

"I don't know." I said. "Now come on we have to tell Dumbledore." We ran out of the tree and into the castle. Dumbledore was sitting in his office.

"Sir our dads have been shot!" Draco said while we wiped sum tears from his white face. "Ebony had a vision in a dream." Dumbledore started to cockle.

"Ha ha ha! And how do you expect me to know Ebony's not delusional?" I glared at Dumbledore.

"Look motherfucker." he said angrily as Dumbledore gasped (See is the to of character). "You know very well that I'm not decisional. Now get some fucking people out there to look for Series and Lucious- pronto!"

"Okay." he said in an intimated voice. "Were are they?"

I fought about it. Then all of a sudden… "London." I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Draco, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Draco to wait in the nurse's office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room. We looked at each other's gothic, depressed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Serious and Lucious came in on stretchers… and Professor Trawlany was behind them!

Chapter 27. Vampires will never hurt you

Authors Note: You know what? I do not give a fuck what you preps think about me! So stop flaming the fucking story bitches! Fangs to Raven for your love and support and help I love you girl sorry I couldn't update I was really depressed and I silt my wrists I had to go to the hospital Raven you rock girl!

Everyone in the room stated to cry happily- I had saved them. Draco, Lucious, Serious and Vampire all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine.

"Come on Ebony." said Professor Trelawney. She was wearing a gothic black leather dress with a corset top and real vampire blood on it and fucking black platinum boots.

"I have to tell you the fucking prediction." I looked at Lucious, Sirius, Draco and Vampire. They nodded. I smiled happily and went into a dark room. I had changed Professor Trelawney took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crystal ball.

"Ebony, I see dark times are near." She said sadly. She peered into the balls. "You see, you must go back in time." She took out a Time-Turner like Bloody Mary had. "When Voldemort was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he got his heart broken. Now do you think he would still become Voldemort if he was in love?" I shook my head. "You must go back in time and seduce him. It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it."

"Okay." I said sadly. We did deaths touch sin. I went outside again sadly.

"What fucking happened?" asked Draco and Vampire.

"Yeah what happened?" asked Darkness, Willow and Bold Mary. I was about to tell them but everyone was there. They were celebrating Luscious and Sirius being found. Everyone was proud of me but I just wanted to talk to Draco. They were cheering my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Dumbledore. A banner was put up. Lots of fucking preps were there obviously trying to be gothic wearing the HIM sign on their hands- despite them not having actually heard of him. Even Mr. Norris looked happy. A black and red cake had been brought out. Crabe and Goyle set up some fireworks in the shape of skulls from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. I put on my invisibility cloak with Vampire and Draco and we sneaked outside together.

Chapter 28.

Authors Note: I said stop flaming the story it was a mistake when Professor Trawlany said that ok! GO TO FUCKING HELL! YOU SUCK! Fangs to fily for the help! Raven have fun with kiwi!

We went into a black room. The walls were black with portraits of gothic bands like MCR, GC and Marlin Mason all over them. A big black coffin was in the middle. Red velvet lined the black box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skulls in them. I was wearing a black corset bra with purple stuff on it, fishnet stockings and a black leather thong underneath. I sat down one of the chairs depressingly. So did Draco and Vampire.

"Are you okay?" Vampire asked putting his alabaster hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing black nail polish with red crosses on it.

"Yah I guess." I said sadly. Draco also put his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my black lipstick. "The problem is… I have to seduce Voldemort. Ill have to go back in time" Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him.

"Its okay Ebony." he said finally.

"But what about me? Your not going to brake up or anything, are you?"

"Of coarse not!" I gasped.

"Really?" he asked.

"Sure." I said. We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly. Then… I took off Draco's MCR shrift and seductively took of his pants. He was huge. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Ebony on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He looked exactly like Gerard Way. Vampire took a video camera. (I had said it was ok before). I took of my clothes then we were in for the ride of our life. We started freching as we climbed into the coffin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it. "I love you Ebony. Oh let me feel you I need to feel you." he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly…

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" It was… Snape and Professor McGonagall!

Chapter 29.

Author Note: Shut the fuck up! You're just jealous because your preps so fuck you! Raven you rock girl fangs for the help MCR ROCK 666!

"Oh my Satan!" we screamed as we jumped out of the coffin. Snape and Professor McGonagall started to shoot at us angrily.

"COME NOW!" Professor McGonagall yelled. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snape grabbed the camera and put it in his pocket.

"Hey what the fuck!" Vampire shouted angrily.

"Yeah what the fuck are you going to do with the fucking camera?" Draco demanded all protective, looking at me longley with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Dumbledore knows your little secret and if you do this again, then you will go to St Mungo's. So give back the camera!"

"Ha ha ha the Ministry of Magic thinks he is crazy there is no way they will believe him. Snape laughed meanly.

"Yes so shut your mouth you insolent fools!" yelled Professor McGonagall. She made us come into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these weird tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sensitive (Get it because he's a sex bomb Tom Felnot rules for life but not as much as Gerard your sex on legs I love you, you fucking rock marry me!). I started to cry tears of blood (It happens in vampire chronicles Raven said ok so fuck you!). Vampire took out a black handkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes. And then… he and Snape both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. None of the bullets got on each other yet. I took out my wand.

"Crucio!" I shouted. Snape stated to scream he dropped the gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of bullets. I STOPPED THE CURSE. Professor McGonagall did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Serverus I'm going to go now." She left. Snape started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.

"It's ok Ebony," said Draco. "Everything will be all right. Remember the video you took of Snape." Snape laughed again. And then… he took out some whips!

Chapter 30.

Authors Notes: Stop flaming the story ok you do not know what is even going to happen ok! So FUCK YOU! If you flame you will be a prep so all flamers can kiss my ass! Sorry for saying Alzheimer's is dangerous but that's the ministries opinion because society basically sucks! Fangs to Raven you rock bitch!

"No!" we screamed sadly. Snape stated laughing meanly. He took out a camera evilly. Then… he came towards Draco! He took some stones out of his pocket. He put the stones around Draco and lit a candle.

"What the fuck are you doing!" I shouted angrily. Snape laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dark Mark on his you-know-what! He waved his wand and a knife came. He gave the knife to me.

"You must stab Vampire," he said to me. "If you don't then I'll rape Draco!"

"No you fucking bastard!" I yelled. But then Draco looked at me sadly with his evil gothic red eyes that looked so depressed and sexy. He looked exactly like a pentagram (Get it because I'm a Satanist) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard. But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so sexy too with his gothic black hair. I thought of the time when we screwed and the time I did it with Draco and Dumbledore came and the time where Draco almost committed suicide and Vampire was so sportive. Snape laughed angrily. He started to pray to Voldemort. He started to do an incapacitation dancing around the stakes whipping Draco and Vampire. Suddenly an idea I had. I closed my eyes and using my vampire powers I sent a telepathic message to Draco and Vampire so they would destruct Snape.

"Dumbledore will get you!" Draco shouted.

"Yeah just wait until the Ministry finds out!" Vampire yelled. Meanwhile I took out my wand.

"You ridiculous dunderhead!" Snape yielded. He took off all of Draco's clothes. Just as he was about to rape him…

"Crucio!" I shouted pointing my wand. Snape screamed and started running around the room screaming. Meanwhile I grabbed my black mobile and sent a text to Serious. I stopped doing crucio.

"You dunderhead! I'm going to kill-" shouted Snape but suddenly Serious came. Snape put the whip behind his back. "Oh hello Serious I was just teaching them something." he lied. But suddenly Lucious and Professor Trawlany came into the room and they and Serious unlocked the chains and put them around Snape. Then Professor Trelawney said

"Come on Ebony let's go."

Chapter 31.

Authors Note: I said shut the fuck up you preps! Stop calling Ebony a Mary Sue ok you do not even know what is going to happen ok so fuck you! Fangs my friend Raven for the help!

"I always knew you were on Voldemort's side, you son of a bitch (Buffy rocks!)." Serious said to Snape.

"No I'm not I was teaching them something!" Snape claimed.

"Oh fucking yeah?" I took some black Voldemort serum out of my pocket and gave it to Serious. He made Snape drink it. He did angrily. Then Lucious took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snap. Then Professor Trelawney and Lucious made us get out with them while Snape told his secretes. Lucian took Vampire and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a million times. Professor Trelawney took me to a dark room. Now I was going to go back in time to seduce Voldemort. Moving posters of MCR and Nirvana were all over. Hermione, Darkness and Willow came too. Bloody Mary gave me a black bag from Tom Rid's store.

"What's in the bag?" I asked Professor Trelawney.

"You will see." she said. I opened the bag. In it was a sexy tight low-cut black leather gothic dress. It had red corset stuff and there was a silt up the leg. I put it on. My friends helped me put on black fishnets and black pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blood-red lipstick.

"You look fucking kawaii, bitch." Bloody Mary said.

"Fangs." I said.

"Ok now you're going to go back in time," said Professor Trelawney. "You will have to do it in a few sessions." She gave me a black gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnets like in Resident Evil. Then she gave me a black time-turner. "After an hour use the time turner to go back here." Professor Trelawney said. Then she and Bloody Mary put a Pensive in front of me. Everyone went in front of it.

"Good luck!" Everyone shouted. Darkness and Willow gave me death's touch sin. Then… I jumped sexily into the Pensive. Suddenly I was in front of the School. In front of me was one of the sexiest goth guys I had ever seen. He was had long black hair, kind of like Mikey Way only black. He had green eyes like Billie Joe Armstrong and pale whit skin. He was wearing a black ripped up suit with Vans. It was… Tom Bombildill!

Chapter 32.

Authors Note: I said stop flaming I know his name isn't Tom Bombidill that was a mistake! If you do not like the story then you can go screw yourself! YOU SUCK!

"Hi." I said flirtily. "I'm Ebony Way the new student." I shook my pale hands with their black nail polish with him.

"The name's Tom." he said. "But you can call me Satan. That's my middle name" We shook hands. "Well come on we have to go upstairs." Satan said. I followed him.

"Hey Satan… do you happen to be a fan of Green Day?" (Since MCR and Evanescent don't exist yet) I asked.

"Oh my fucking god, how did you know?" Satan gasped. "Actually I like GC a lot too."(Get it because GC did that song I just wanna live that's sounded really 80s)

"Oh my god me too!" I replied happily.

"Guess what they have a concert in Hogsment." Satan whispered.

"Hogsment?" I asked.

"Yeah that's what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000." he told me all secretively. "And there's a really cool shop called Hot-"

"Topic!" I finished, happy again. He frowned confusedly. "No its called Hot Issue." He smiled secretively again. "Then in 1998 they changed it to Hot Topic." he moaned.

"Oh." Now everything was making sense for me. "So is Dumbledore your principal?" I shouted.

"Uh-huh." he looked at his black nails. "I'm in Slytherin'"

"Oh my fucking god ME TOO!" I SHRIEKED.

"You go to this skull?"(Get it because I'm gothic) he asked.

"Yeah that's why I'm here, I'm NEW." I SMILED Happily. Suddenly Dumbledore flew in on his broomstick and started shredding at us angrily. "NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!" he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from American eagle outfitters. "STUPID GOTHS!" Satan rolled his eyes.

"He's so mean to us goths and punks just because we're in Slytherin and we're not preps." I turned around angrily. "Actually I think maybe its because your the dark lord."

"What the fuck?" he asked angrily.

"Oh nothing." I said sweetly. Then suddenly… the floor opened. "OH MY FUCKING GOD NO" I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. Everyone looked At ME weirdly.

"Hey where are you going?" Satan asked as I fell. I got out of the hole and it was back in the pensive in Professor Trelawney's classroom. Dumbledore was there.

"Dumbledore I think I just met you." I said.

"Oh yeah I remember that." Dumbledore said, trying to be all gothic. Professor Trelawney came in.

"Hey this is my classroom wait what the hell Ebony what the hell are you doing?"

"Um." I looked at her.

"Oh yeah I forgot about that."

"What how?" I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. But she's a goth so it's ok. Professor Trelawney looked sad.

"Um I was drinking Voldemort serum." she started to cry black tears of depression. Dumbledore didn't know about them.

"Hey are you crying tears of blood?" he asked curiously, touching a tear.

"Fuck off!" we both said and Dumbledore took his hand away. Professor Trelawney started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears.

"Oh my fucking god Ebony… I think I'm addicted to Voldemort serum."

Authors Note: SEE YOU FUCKING PREPS GO FUCK YOURSELVES THATS SERIOUS ISSUES SO GO TO HELL!

Chapter 33.

Authors Note: I said shut up it's not my fault ok if you don't like the story then you're a prep so fuck you flamers! PS I'm not updating until you give me five good reviews and this time I mean it! YOU SUCK! Fangs Raven for the help I'll promise to help you with your story.

"Oh my fucking god!" I shouted sadly. "Should we get you to St Mungo's, bitch?"

"Hell no!" she said. "Listen Ebony, I need your help. Next time you go back in time, do you think you could ask Tom Anderson for some help?"

"Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. Draco was there! He was wearing a big black GC t-shirt, which were his pajamas.

"Hey sexy." I said.

"How'd it go Ebony?" he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kind of like Gerard Way when he's talking.

"Fine." I responded. We stared to go back into the dorm.

"How far did you go with Satan?" Draco asked jealously.

"Not to far." I barked.

"Will you have to do it with him?" Draco asked nastily.

"I hope not to far!" I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.

"What happened to Snape?" I growled.

"You will see." Draco giggled mysteriously. He opened a door and Snape and Lupin were there! Serious was poking them by stabbing them with a black knife.

"NO PLEASE!" Lupin begged as Serious started to suck his blood. I laughed statistically. I took some photos of him and Snape being tortured. (Ok I know this is mean but think about it people they are pedos and Snape tried to rape them and anyway sadists rock has anyone seen shark attack 3). We took some of Snape's blood then Draco and I went back to our rooms. We sat on my gothic black coffin. My clothes were kind of dirty so I pot on a black leather outfit kind of like the one Salina has in Underworld. (If you haven't heard of it then FUCK YOU!) I put on some black platform high heels. Draco put on 'desolation livers' by MCR. Then… we started to take of each other's clothes. I took of his shirt and he had a six-pack. We started to make out like in The Grudge. He put his wetness in my you-know-what sexily. I got an orgasm.

"Oh Draco! Oh my fucking god Draco!" I screamed passively as he got an erection.

"I love you Ebony." he whispered sexily and then we fell asleep.

Chapter 34.

Authors Note: SHUT THE FUCK UP PREPS! Have you even read the story? You are probably all just preps and posers so FUCK YOU! Fangs to Raven for the help!

I woke up in the coffin the next day. Draco was gone. I got up and put on a black tight sexy dress that was all ripped at the end. There was red corset stuff going up the front and the back and it came up to my knees. There was a slit in the dress like in Mr. & Mrs. Smith. I put on ripped black fishnets and black stiletto boots. Suddenly… Serious knocked on the door. I opened it.

"Hi Ebony." he said. "Guess was you have to come to Professor Trelawney's office."

"Ok." I said in a depressed voice. I had wanted to fuck Draco or maybe lessen to MCR or Evanescence. I came anyway.

"So what the fuck happened to Snape and Lupin?" I asked Serious flirtily.

"I fucking tortured them." he answered in a sadistic way. "They are in Azkaban now."

I laughed evilly.

"Where are Draco and Vampire?" I muttered.

"They are excused form school today." Serious moaned sexily. "Right now they are watching The Nightmare before Christmas."

We went into the office. Professor Trelawney was there. She was wearing a gothic black dress that was all ripped all over it kind of like the one Amy Lee wears in this picture. She was drinking some Voldemort serum. She took out the Pensive and the time-turner.

"Ebony, you will have to do another session now. Also I need you to get me the cure the being addicted." she said sadly. "Good luck. Fangs!" And then… I jumped into the Pensive again. Suddenly I looked around… I was in the Great Hall eating Count Chocula. It was mourning. I was sitting next to Satan. On a table was a tall gothic man with long black hair, pale skin and blue eyes wearing a suit and black congress shoes. He looked just like Marilyn Manson. I noticed… he was drinking a potion.

"Whose he!" I asked.

"Oh, that's Professor Slughorn." Satan said. "He's the Potions teacher… Ebony?"

"Yah?" I asked.

"Did you know that Marilyn Mason is playing in HogsMent tonight? And they are showing The Exorcist at the movies before that."

"Yeah?"

"Well… want to go to the concert and the movie with me?"

Chapter 35. Ghost of You

Authors Note: Fang to Suzy for the idea! You rock! Fuck off preps! Fangs to Raven for the help you rock girl! PS I'm going to end the story really soon so FUCK YOU! Oh yeah and if you know any gothic names please tell me because I need one for Serious! Fangs.

I went into the common room thinking of Satan. Suddenly I gasped… Draco was there! I gasped. He looked as hurt as ever wearing black leather pants, a black Linken Park T-shirt and black eyeliner.

"Draco what the fuck are you doing!" I gasped.

"Huh?" he asked. Then I remembered. It wasn't Draco. It was Lucious! He still had two arms.

"Oh hi Lucious!" I said.

"I'm Ebony the new student we shook hands."

"Yeah Satan told me about you." Lucious said. He pointed to a group of sexy gothic guys. They where sitting in a corner cutting. It was Serious, Vampire's dad and… Snape! All of them were wearing black eyeliner and black Good Charlotte band shirts. "Listen I'm in a goth band with those guys." he said. "Were playing tonight at the Marilyn Mason show as back-up.

"Oh really?" I ASKED.

"Yeah." he said. "Were called XBlackXTearX. I play the guitar. Spartacus plays the drums," he said pointing to him. Snape plays the bass. And James plays the guitar too, we call him Samara, after Samara in The Ring."

"Hey bastards." I told them they gave me deaths touch sin. Suddenly I gasped again. "But don't you have a lead singer?" I asked. Lucious looked down sadly.

"We used to but she died. She committed suicide by silting her wrists."

"Oh my fucking god! That's so fucking sad!" I gasped.

"Its okay but we need a new lead singer." Samara said.

"Well…" I said, "I'm in a band myself."

"Really?" asked Snape. I couldn't believe it. He used to be gothic!

"Yeah were called Bloody Gothic Rose 666. Do you want to hear me sing?"

"Yeah" said everyone. So the guys took out their guitars. They began to pay a song bi (Get it because bi guys are so sexy!) Green Day.

"I walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams." I sang sexily (I don't own the lyrics to that song). Everyone gasped.

"Ebony? Will you join the band? Please!" begged Lucious, Samara, Serious and Snape.

"Um… ok." I shrugged. "Are we going to play tonight?"

"Yeah." they said.

"Ok." I said but I knew that I had to get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I could go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in front of me. It was… Marty Mcfly! He was wearing a black band T-shirt and black baggy jeans.

"What the hell are you doing here?" I asked.

"I will help you go forward in time Ebony." he said seriously. Then… he took out a black time machine. I went into it and… suddenly I was forward in time!

Chapter 36.

Authors Note: I said stop flaming ok! I bet you are all probably old seventy year olds! PS POSERS SUCK YOU'RE A PREP! Oh yeah and fangs to Raven for the help! Have fun in England girl!

I looked around in a depressed way. Suddenly I saw Professor Trelawney. Bloody Mary, Socrates and Draco, Vampire and Willow were there to.

"Oh my fucking god Serious I saw you and Samara and Snape and everyone! I can't believe Snape used to be gothic!"

"Yeah I know." Serious said sadly.

"Oh hey there bitch." Professor Trelawney said in an emo voice drinking some Voldemort serum.

"Hi fucker." I said. "Listen, Satan asked me out to a gothic concert and a movie so I need a sexy new outfit for the date. Also I'm playing in a gothic band so I need an outfit for that too."

"Oh my Satan!" (Get it because she's gothic) gasped Bloody Mary. "Want to go to Hot Topic to shop for your outfit?"

"Oh my fucking god, lets have a group cutting session!" said Professor Trelawney.

"I can't fucking wait for that but we need to get some stuff first." said Willow.

"Yeah we need some potions for Professor Trelawney so she wont be addicted to Voldemort serum anymore and also… some love potion for Ebony." Darco said resultantly.

"Well we have potions class now." Willow said, "So let's go."

We went sexily to Potions class. But Snape wasn't there. Instead there was… Cornelius Fudge!

"Hey where the fuck is Dumbledore!" Draco shouted angrily.

"Shut the fuck up!" shouted Cornelius Fudge. "He is in Azkaban now with Snape and Lupin he is old and weak he has cancer. Now do your work!" My friends and I talked angrily.

"Can you BELIEVE Snape used to be gothic!" Vampire asked surprised.

"THATS IT!" CORNELIOS FUDGE SHOUTED ANGRILY. "I'M GETTING PROFFESOR UMBRIDGE!"

He stomped out angrily. My friends and I began talking again. I began to drink some blood mixed with beer. Suddenly I saw Hagrid in the cupboard.

"What the fuck is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He was wearing tons of eyeliner and he locked sexier then ever. Suddenly… "HAGRID WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" he shouted. I looked around… Hagrid was putting something in my glass of blood! Draco and Vampire started to beat him up sexily.

"God you are such a poser!" I shouted at Hagrid. Suddenly I looked at what he was putting in the blood. It was… Amnesia Potion!

Chapter 37.

Authors Note: OK EVERYBODY I'M GOING ON VACATION ON THE FIRST OF JULY SO I'M EITHER GOING TO END THE STORY OR UPDATE IT NEXT WEEK. Fangs! Oh yeah and preps stop flaming the story! Raven fangs for the help see you girl after vacation!

DRACO'S POINT OF VIEW

Vampire and I chained Hagrid to the floor.

"Oh my fucking Satan!" Ebony said. She was so hot. "Maybe I could use Amnesia potion to make Satan fall in love with me faster!"

"But you are so sexy and wonderful anyway Ebony," said Vampire. "Why would you need it?"

"To make everything go faster." said Ebony.

"But you wont have to do it with him or anything, will you?" I asked jealously.

"Oh my fucking god you guys are so scary!" said Britney, a fucking prep.

"Shut the fuck up!" said Willow. "Ok well anyway lets go to Professor Trelawney's room." Vampire, Ebony and I went to Professor Trelawney's room. But Professor Trelawney wasn't there. Instead Tom Rid was.

EBONY'S POINT OF VIEW

"Oh hi fuckers" he said. "Listen, I got you some cool new clothes." I took out the clothes from the bag. It was a gothic black leather miniskirt that said '666' on the back, black stiletto boots, blood red fishnets and a black corset.

"Oh my god fangs!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took the clothes in the bag.

"Ok Professor Trelawney isn't here what the fuck should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly he looked at a sign on the black wall.

"Oh my fucking Satan!" I screamed as I read it. On it was the message 'Everyone, Professor Trelawney is away. She is too gothic she is in Azkaban now. Dumbledore who is back shall teach classes but he shall not be principal for now. Sincerely Professor Umbridge.'

"Oh my fucking god!" I shouted angrily. "How could they do that!" Suddenly Dumbledore came.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE!" he began to shoot angrily. Suddenly I saw Marty Mcfly's black time machine! I jumped seductively into it leaving Draco and Vampire. Suddenly I was back in time! I looked around. It was… Professor Slughorn's office! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw the Amnesia potion on his desk. It was black with blood-red pentagrams in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my pocket. Suddenly the door opened it was… Professor Slughorn!

"Oh my god what are you doing fucker" he shouted angrily.

"I don't know what the fuck are you doing!" I SHOUTED ANGRILY. "Oh sorry I was just looking around because I thought it was class." I said finally hoping he couldn't see the potion in my pocket.

"Oh ok you can go now." said Professor Slughorn. I went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Silas, Samara and Snape were there practicing Vampires will Never Hurt You by MCR.

"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Where's Satan?"

"Oh he's coming," said Serious. "By the why you can call me Hades now." Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a sexy black leather Jackson, black congress shoes, a Slipknot t-shirt and a black tie.

"Ok I will see you guys at the concert." I said and then I went with Satan.

Chapter 38.

Author Note: What does everyone think if I end the story and then I add some more to it after vacation? Oh yeah and preps stop flaming if you do not like that story then take my quiz ok then you will see if you're gothic or not!

Satan and I walked to his car. It was a black car with pentagrams all over it. On the license plate said 666 just like Draco's car. I went in it seductively. Satan started to drive it. We talked about Satanism (*laughs* He was named after Satan), cutting, music and being gothic.

"Oh my Satan, Gerard is so fucking hot!" Satan agreed as we smoked some weed. (Because bi guys are hot they are so sensitive I love them goes fuck a bi guy*)

"I totally decided not to commit suicide when I heard Helena." I said in a flirty voice. "… Hey Satan do you know the cure for when people are addicted to Voldemort serum?"

"Well," he thought. "I think you have to drink Vampire blood." Suddenly Voldemort parked the car behind a black movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went into the movie tether were they were showing The Exorcist. In it a boy and a girl were doing it suddenly a serial killer came. Satan and I laughed at the blood because we're sadists. While Satan was watching the movie, I had an idea. I took Satan's gothic black Nightmare before Christmas cigar sexily from his pocket and put some Amnesia potion in it. I put it back in his black Emile the Strange bag. Satan turned around and started to smoke it. Black clouds with red pentagrams in them started to fly around everywhere.

"Oh my god!" Satan said jumping up. I gasped because I was afraid he had noticed.

"Ebony guess what?" I knew that the amnesia had worked.

"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said. "To bad because I wanted to use some on you."

"Cool." I raised my eye suggestively. And then… he took of my clothes sexily and we started to make out. I took of his shirt. He had six-pack just like Gerard Way! We frenched.

"Excuse me but you are going to have to leave!" shouted the lady behind us. She was a prep.

"Fuck you!" I said. Suddenly… I attacked her sucking all her blood.

"No!" she screamed. All the preps in the theater screamed but everyone else clapped because Satan and I looked so cute together. Satan and I started to walk outside.

"Oh my god how did you do that?" Satan asked in a turned-on voice.

"I'm a vampire." I said as we went into the car.

"Seriously?" he gasped.

"Yeah seriously." I said drinking some beer. Satan started to drive the car. I smiled happily.

"It's too bad we didn't get to see the rest of the movie, don't you think?"

"Yeah." I said as we kissed passively. Satan parked in a black driveway next to the place where Draco and I had watched GC for the first time. We went inside where Marilyn Mason was playing and started to mush.

"Anti-people now have gone to far Jesus Christ Superstar!" screamed Marlin on the stage. We did the devil touch sin. I started to dance really close to Satan. He was so sexy! He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism! Suddenly Marilyn Mason stopped singing.

"I would like to present… XBlackXTearX!" he said. I ran onstage. Luscious, Samara, Snape and Hades were there. They started to play their interments. I began to sing.

"Well if you wanted honesty that's all you had to say!" I sang. (I do not own the lyrics to that song) My voice sounded like a pentagram between Amy Lee and a girl version of Gerard Way. Everyone clapped. Satan got an erection. "I'M NOT OKAY!" I sang finally. Suddenly Lucious started playing the song wrong by mistake.

"Oh my fucking god!" yielded James. "What the fuck?"

"Woops I'm sorry!" said Lucious.

"You fucking asshole!" James shouted angrily.

"You guys are such preps!" Snape said. "Come on it was a mistake!"

"Yeah it's not his fault!" said Serious.

"No he ruined the fucking song!" yelled Samara.

"You guys stop!" I shouted angrily but it was to late. They all began to fight. Suddenly Samara took out his knife.

"Oh my fucking god no!" shouted Luscious but it was too late. James tried to shoot off his arm. And then… I jumped sexually in front of the bullet!

"No!" yelled everyone but it was to late suddenly everything went black.

Chapter 39.

Authors Note: Shut the fuck up preps get a life! YOU SUCK! Oh and from now on I'll be in vacation in England until like August so I wont be able to update for a while. Fangs to everyone who reviewed expect the preps who flamed FUCK YOU! MCR RULES 666!

I woke up in the nurse's office on a special gothic coffin. Hagrid was in the bed opposite me to a comma because Vampire and Draco had beaten him up. Mr. Norris was cleaning the room.

"Oh my Satan what happened?" I screamed. Suddenly Voldemort came. He looked less mean then usual.

"Get the fuck out you fucking bastard!" I yelled.

"Thou hath not killed Vampire yet!" he said angrily. Suddenly he started to cry tears of blood all seductive.

"Voldemort? Oh my fucking god what's wrong!" I asked. Suddenly… Luscious, Professor Trelawney and Serious came! Bloody Mary and Vampire were with them. Everyone was holding black boxers. Voldemort disappeared.

"Oh my fucking god Ebony you're alive!" screamed Vampire. I hugged him and Bloody Mary.

"What the fuck happened?" I asked them. "Oh my Satan! Am I like dead now?" I gasped.

"Ebony you were almost shot!" said Serious. "But the bullet could not kill you since you were from another time."

"But fangs anyway!" said Lucious holding out his arm. I gasped. He had two arms!

"Oh my god, I can't believe Vampires dad shot you!" I gasped.

"Well to be honest Snape was possessed by Snape back then." said James.

"Yah he was a spy." Serious said sadly. "He was really a Death Dealer."

"And he was such a fucking poser to!" said Lucious. "He didn't even really no who GC were until I told him." Well anyway everyone started to give me presents. I was opening a black box with red 666s (there was a DVD of Corpse Bride in it) on it when I gasped. Mr. Norris looked up angrily because he hated Goths.

"Hey has anyone fucking seen Draco?" I asked gothicly.

"No Draco told me he would be watching House of Wax." said Professor Trelawney.

"He dozen's know that you're better. Anyway the nurse said you could get up. Come on!" I got up suicidal. Lucious, Serious and Professor Trelawney left. I was wearing a black leather nightgown. Under that I had on a sexy black leather bra trimmed with black lace, with a matching thong that said gothic girl on the butt and sexy fishnets that kind hooked on to my thong (if you don't get the idea massage me I'll tell you). I put on a black fishnet top under a black MCR t-shirt, a black leather mini with black lace and congress shoes. I left the hospital's wings with Bloody Mary, Willow and Vampire.

"Oh my fucking god lets celebrate!" gasped Willow.

"We can go see House of Wax with Draco!" giggled Vampire.

"Lets go listen to GC and cut ourselves 666!" said Hermione. We opened the common room door sexily. And then… I gasped… Draco was there doing it with Snape! He was wearing a black t-shirt with 666 on the front and baggy jeans.

"You fucking prep!" we all yelled angrily.

"Yeah you betrayed us!" shouted Vampire angrily as he took out his black gun.

"No you don't understand!" screamed Draco sadly as he took his thingy out of Snape's.

"No shit you fucking suck you preppy bastard!" said Willow trying to attack him (You rock girl!). I ran suicidaly to my room I sexily took a stake out.

"Ebony no!" screamed Draco but it was to late I had slit my wrists with it suddenly everything went black again.

Chapter 40.

Authors Note: To everyone who keeps flaming this GET A LIFE! I bet you are old and don't no who Gerard Way is you're all preps and posers! Anyway someone hacked into my account in November and they put up my last chapter but now there is a new one. I'm sorry for not updating for a while but I've been really busy. I'm trying to finish the story before the new movie comes out. I'm gong on vacation for a month. I wouldn't be back until about two weeks. Oh my fucking god Draco is so hot in all the pictures for the new movie! I wanted them to put a cameo by Gerard Way he hasn't played Draco. If you flame I'll slit my wrists! Raven you rock girl have fun in England.

When I woke up I was in a strange room. I looked around I was wearing the same outfit I had when is performed with XBlackXTearX! I looked around confusedly. It was the nurse's office but it looked different! On the wall was a picture of Marilyn Manson! (Just imagine that he is an 80's gothic band to ok because he is more old then Panic at the Disco or MCR) there was also a gothic black Beatles calendar with a picture of the Beetles wearing eyeliner and black clothes. On it said '1980.' "Oh my fucking god! I'm back in time again!" I screamed loudly. Suddenly Satan came in. He was wearing a black leather Jackson, black tight jeans and fishnet pants. He looked so sexy I almost had an orgasm!

"Oh my fucking god Ebony are you ok." He asked gothicly.

"Yeah I'm okay for your information." I snapped sexily.

"Oh my god am I dead?" Because I remembered I had jumped in front of the bullet from James's gun. I also remembered seeing Draco doing it with Snape! I guessed that when I had slit my wrists I had went back in time instead of dieing. I know I could go forward in time if I found a time-turner or the time machine.

"No you're not dead." Satan reassured me as he smoked a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face. "Your a vampire so you can't die from a bullet. Come on now lets go see how Harry's dad is doing." I know that the real reason I didn't die from the bullet was because I was from the future.

"What the fuck James almost shot Lucious!" I said. I knew that James had really been possessed, but I didn't want him to know I knew.

"Yeah I know but he had a headache he was under a lot of stress." Satan reasoned evilly.

"I guess that's ok." I said because James hadn't really shot Lucious. Also I know that Lucious would now have two arms instead of one. I walked seductively outside with Satan. Suddenly I saw a totally sexy gothic bi guy! He had bleached blond hair with black streaks up to his ears and he was wearing gothic black eyeliner, a black Green Day shirt (It showed Billy Joel with blond hair since it was the eighties), black congress shoes and black baggy pants. He walked in all sexually like Gerard Way in the video for I Don't three you like I did yesterday and you could see a black tear on his face like the women in that video.

"Hey." He said all quietly and gothically.

"Who the fuck is that?" I asked angrily because I did not know him.

"This is… Hedwig!" said Satan. "He used to be in XBlackXTearX to but he had to drop out because he broke his arm.

"Hey Hedwig." I said seductively even though I was not trying to be.

"Hi Ebony." He answered but then he ran away because he had Care of Magical Creatures. He was humming Welcome to the Black Parade under his breath (I no that is not 80's but pretend it is ok!)

"Bye." I said all sexily.

"That was Hedwig. He used to be my boyfriend but we broke up." Satan said sadly, looking at his black nails.

"Oh my fucking god I can get you back together!" I said fingering something I didn't know was in my pocket- a black Cute is What we Aim for video ipod that I could take videos with (Does anyone else know about them? They kick ass!)

"Ok you can forget about your class for now, Hedwig. I'm going to show you something great" I led them to the Great Hall. "Come on you guys." Lucious, James, Serious and Snape were all in the Great Hall. Luciuos wouldn't talk with James because he had tried to shoot him.

"Go fuck yourself you fucking douche!" he shouted at him. "Draco is never gong to be friends with Vampire now!"

"Yeah go fuck yourself Samara!" Snape agreed but I know he was lying because it had been his fault James had almost shot Lucious.

"Be quiet you guys." I said sexily. My plan was working out great. Now I could make Voldemort good without doing it with him! Now Vampire's dad would never die and "Ok Satan and Hedwig, you guys can start making out." I said and I started to film them with the ipod.

"Cool." said Serious as Satan and Hedwig started to make out sexily. We watched as they started to take each other's clothes off sexily. Samara, Serious, Snape and Lucious all watched because they were probably bi. I know Snape was bi.

"Oh my fucking god! Satan, Satan!" screamed Hedwig as his glock touched Satan's. But suddenly everything stopped as the door opened and in came… Dumbledore and Mr. Norris!

Chapter 41. The Black Parade

Authors Note: Oh my god the new book is coming out really soon I can't wait! I think that Snape will be really the same person as Voldemort because they are both half-blood so that will explain why he kill Dumbledore and he hated Harry! And then hairy will have to commit suicide so Voldemort will die because he will really be a horacrux! Oh my god I hope Draco and Harry get together. That will be so sexy, wouldn't it? If they don't then JKR is homophobic! Fangs for the help with facts, Medusa you rock

I sat depressed in Dumbledore's office with Hedwig, Satan, James, Serious, Snape and Lucious. Dumbledore was sitting in front of us cruelly. He looked younger then he did in the future. He had taken the ipod away and was now listening to a shitty Avril Levine song.

"What the hell is this anyway?" he cackled meanly. I hoped he didn't find out that I was from another time.

"Whatever you do don't blame Ebony, you jerk." Satan said.

"Yeah, seriously she was trying to get Satan and Hedwig back together." Serious said defiantly.

"Be quiet you Satanists." Dumbledore cockled. "If your lucky I'll probably send you all to Azkaban! That will teach you to fuck in the Great Hall." He changed the song on the ipod to an N'Sync song. Suddenly I noticed something strong about the ipod. It was slowly changing! Dumbledore didn't notice.

"You fucking poser." I muttered.

"I bet you've never herd of GC." James said. Before I knew what was happening the ipod was changing into Marty McFly's time machine!

"Shut up James!" Draco's dad shouted.

"Yeah shut up!" Snape said.

"No you shut up Dumbledore!" said Tom.

"I've had enough of you Satanists in my school!" shouted Dumbledore spuriously. Suddenly I grabbed the ipod from him.

"Everyone! Jump in before it's to late! I jumped into it. But only one other person jumped in. It was… Satan.

"You dunderheads!" screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went. I looked around. I was in the Slyterin common room with Satan. I was wearing a black plaid miniskirt with hot pink fishnets, a sexy black MCR corset and black stiletto boots with pink pentagrams on them. My earrings were black Satanist sins and my raven hair was all around me to my mid-back.

"Hey cool where is this?" he asked in an emo voice.

"This is the future. Dumbledore's ipod that he tried to take away from me was really also a time machine." I told him.

"Cool what's an ipod?" he whimpered.

"It's something you use to listen to music." I yakked.

"Oh my fucking god cool wait what's a four-letter-word for dirt?" he asked in his sexy voice.

"Um I guess sand?" I said confusedly.

"Yeah I was just trying to make sure you were still the same person." He triumphantly giggled. Suddenly some of my friends walked in.

"Oh my god you're fucking alive!" said Ginny wearing a black leather jacket, black baggy pants and a gothic black From First to Last shirt. I explained to her why I was alive.

"Konichiwa, bitch." said Willow. She was wearing a black corset showing off her boobs with lace all around it and red stripes on it. With it she was wearing a black leather miniskirt, big black boots, white foundation, black eyeliner, red eye shadow, and black lipstick.

"Hey, motherfucker." said Diablo with his red hair. He was wearing a black PATD t-shit and black baggy pants.

"Hey whose that, Ebony?" Bloody Mary questioned as she walked in wearing a black t-shit with a red pentagram on it with lace at the bottom, red leather pants with black lace, and black stilettos.

"Oh its Satan." I told her and she nodded knowing the truth. Suddenly Satan started to cry

"Are you okay Satan?" we asked concernedly.

"Oh my fucking god your from the future! What if you don't like me anymore because we're from different times?" he asked.

"No I still like you." I said sexily to him.

"Ok." He said reassured. I let him listen to Teenagers by MCR on my ipod while I was about to go outside to find out some things. I gave Diablo a signal to keep Satan occupied. Satan fell asleep. I took the ipod. I was about to walk outside. Professor Trelawney ran in! She was wearing a gothic black mini dress with depressing black stripes, white and black stripped tights, and red converse shoes. She was wearing LOTS of black eyeliner.

"Oh my fucking god, where's Draco! How did Snape get back here! I thought he was in Azkaban." I asked sadly.

"Ebony I was so worried about you but I know you can't fucking die because you're a vampire. Snape came back because that girl Britney freed him. I never liked her she was a bad student." Trelawney said reassuringly.

"That bitch! Did she also free Hagrid and Lupin?" I shouted angrily. I hated Britney because she was a fucking prep.

"Yes they are on the loose at this school. Dumbledore is back Cornelia is on his way to help everyone. Tell everyone you see to lock themselves in their conman room!" Trelawney said worriedly.

"Ok, But where's Draco? How come he was doing it with Snape?"

"I don't know why but I know he almost tried to commit suicide after he saw you almost kill yourself." she said.

"Oh my god that's terrible!" I gasped. Satan was still asleep, so he couldn't tell what was going on. Then I said, "Listen everyone, I have something important to do. In here everyone stay!" With that I ran out.

"Good luck Ebony!" everyone cried. I ran sexily down the stairs into the Great Hall while the portraits around looked at me sacredly. There was hardly anyone else in the stairs and there was an atmosphere of horror. On the way I saw Britney laughing on the stairs. She was wearing a sluttish pink shirt with flowers on it, a blue jean skirt Abercrombie and pink stilettos. She looked just like a pentagram of those fucking preps Hillary Duff and Lindsey Lohan.

"You fucking bitch!" I shouted angrily.

"No, you're totally a bitch. Now Voldemort will like totally kill you!" she laughed.

"Crucio!" I shouted selectively pontificating my black wand and she started screaming because she was being tortured and I laughed sodistically.

"No! Help me! Please!" Britney screamed terrified. I put up my middle finger at her. In her hand I saw the video camera Snape and Lupin had used to take the video of me. I put the tape of Voldemort doing it with Hedwig onto it. Then I continued to run down the stairs with the camera. When I had reached the Great Hall I saw Vampire Potter.

"Oh my god Vampire!" I yelled. We hugged each other happily. He locked at me with his gothic red eyes and spiky black hair. Around them were black eyeliner and eye shadow. He was wearing a black leather Jackson, leather pants, a Panic at the Disco concert shirt and his black congress shoes. He looked more like Joel from Good Charlotte than ever. (Did you hear their song the river it rocks!)"I was so worried you died!" moaned Vampire.

"I know but I'm a vampire. When I woke up I was back in 1980, so anyway I brought Voldemort from when he was young with me."

"Where's Draco?" I asked spuriously.

"Draco? You mean that fucking poser who betrayed you?" Vampire snarled with anger in his sexy voice.

"I KNOW BUT WE HAVE TO FIND HIM." I SAID SMARTY.

"I'll do it then." Harry said nastily.

"Ok." I agreed. Suddenly… all the lights in the room went out. And then… the Dark Mark appeared.

"Oh my fucking Satan!" Harry shouted.

"I think Voldemort has arrived." I said anxiously.

"Fuck, I have to find Draco! I guess we should separate."

"Ok." Vampire said disappearing. Sadly I ran into the Great Hall.

Chapter 42.

Authors Note: I think after this I will have about to or three more chapters. Fangs to all my reviewers not the flamers if you flamed this story then you suck! If you flame then fuck you!

I walked sexily into the Great Hall. It was empty except for one person. Draco was there! He sat there in deadly room in his black 666 t-shirt and his baggy black pants. He had slit his wrists! I felt mad at him for having sex with Snape but I felt sorry for him. He looked just like Gerard Way with his red eyes and his pale white face.

"Draco are you okay?" I asked.

"I'm not okay." he screamed depressed. I thought of the MCR song and I got even more depressed because that song always makes me cry. I gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it.

"Oh Draco why did you do it with that fucking bastard Snape?" I asked tearfully.

"I-" Draco began to say but suddenly Lupin and Mr. Norris appearated into the room! They didn't see us.

"I'm so glad we're free." said Lupin.

"Damn, this job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking students!" Mr. Norris agreed.

"Pop addelum!" I yielded angrily pointing my wand at them.

"No!" Lupin shouted as chains came on him. Mr. Norris ran away.

"You fucking perv." I said laughing with depths of evil and depression in my voice. "Now you have to tell us where Voldemort is or I'm going to torture you!"

"I don't now where he is!" said Lupin. Suddenly Satan and Vampire ran into the room. Vampire didn't know who Satan was really.

"Oh my Satan, we were so worried about you guys!" Vampire said. I looked sexily at Draco with his gothic red eyes with contacts, black t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin like Gerard Way, Vampire with his sexy black hair and red eyes just like Frank Aero and Satan who looked just like Brendan Urie then. I selectively took the caramel from my pocket. And the… I began frenching Draco sexily. Lupin gasped. Draco began to take all of his clothes off and I could see his white six-pack. Then Vampire took his own clothes off too. We all began making out together sexily. I took off my black leather bra, my black lace thong and the rest of my clothes. Everyone took their glocks out except for me I'm a girl. "Oh my Satan! Draco!" I screamed as he put his hardness in my thingy. Then he did the same thing to Vampire. I began making out with Satan and he joined in. "Oh my Satan" cried Vampire. "Oh Vampire! Vampire!" I screamed. "Oh Satan!" yelled Harry in pleasure. Lupin watched in shock. We took turns doing torture curses on him because we were all sadists. Suddenly… a big black car that said 666 on the license plate flew straight through the windows. And Snape was in it!

Chapter 43.

Authors Note: Well I have nothing to say but everyone stop flaming ok! If any gothic people are reading this then you rock! Oh my god I still can't wait for the movie! Tom Felton is so hot. I hope Harry will become gothic because my friend told me he is really emo in this book! Oh my fucking god I'm leaving pretty soon can't wait! This will probably be the last chapter until I come back.

"That's my car!" shouted Draco angrily. But suddenly it was revealed who was in the car. It was… Snape!

"I shall free you Lupin but first you must help me kill these idiotic dunderheads." he said cruelly from the car as it flew menacingly above us. "Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way must be killed. Then the Dark Lord shall never die!"

"You fucking prep!" yelled Draco. Then he looked at me sadly. "I forgot to tell you, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn't really have sex him but he's a rapist!" We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. We were so scarred! But Satan didn't change. Instead he changed into a man with green eyes, no nose, a gray robe and white skin. He had changed into… Voldemort!

"I knew who thou were all along." he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. "Now I shall kill thee all!" Thunder came in the room.

"No please don't kill us!" pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, Bloody Mary, Diablo, Ginny, Dracula, Fred and George, Hagrid, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Serious and Lucious all ran in.

"What is the meaning of this?" Dumbledore asked all angrily and Voldemort looked away (Because Dumbledore is the only wizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Voldemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstick.

"Oh my goth!" Slughorn gasped. (Get it because I'm gothic)

"The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Snape ejaculated menacingly.

"You fucking preppy fags!" Serious shouted angrily.

"I know a four-letter word for dirt, CRUCIATUS!" screamed Harry but the sparks from his wand only hit Draco's car. It fell down Snape quickly crawled out of it and picked up the video camera.

"Oh my fucking god!" I cried because the video of me in the bathroom, the video of me doing it with Draco and the video of Satan doing it with

"If you kill me then these videos will be shown to everyone in the skull. Then you can be just like that preppy girl Paris Hilton." He laughed meanly.

"No!" I screamed. "For your information I have the picture of you doing it with Lupin!"

"What's she talking about?" Lupin said as he sat in chains.

"I saw to she's going to show everyone the picture!" Vampire shouted angrily.

"Shut up!" Lumpkin roared.

"Foolish ignoramuses!" yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. "Thou shall all dye soon."

"Think again you fucking muggle poser!" Vampire yelled and then he and Diablo and Neville both took out black guns! But Voldemort took out his own one.

"You guys are in trouble!" I shouted dispiritedly.

"Accio Neville's wand!" cried Voldemort and suddenly Neville's wand was in his hands. "Now I shall kill thee all and Ebony you will die!" He made lightning come all over the place.

"Save us Ebony!" Dumbledore cried. I cried sexily I just wanted to go to the common room and slit my wrists with my friends while we watched Shark Attack 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had to do something more important.

"ABRA KEDABRA!" I shouted.