Lottie: And we're back!

Rachel: *glare*

Lottie: Uh... Rach?

Andrew: Ignore her, she's angry she was only mentioned once in the final chapter of Clash of Dimensions.

Lottie: Anyway, me and Andrew got our GCSE results a while back. I got 10 A-Cs. Woo! And overall I got 12 A-Es.

Andrew: I'm so proud of her! She got an A in Maths!

Lottie: Yahoo! Anyway, enough with that. On with the chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Suite Life or Transformers.

Chapter 1: First day. Scrap.

"Bye dudes!" Carlos waved to Optimus, Elita and the others. "See you in June!"

"Goodbye Carlos." Hotshot grinned. "Don't kill Chris for us will you?"

Chris waved. "See you all in hell. Wherever that is."

Ellen dragged them both. "If you two don't hurry up I will seriously kill the both of you."

"But we're twelve. We're not responsible for whatever crap falls out our mouths." Chris beamed.

"I know."

Rachel waved. "You two, over here." She called over Carlos and Chris. "Honestly, you should be glad I got her and didn't wait. Otherwise this queue would be huge!"

Chris pouted. "Timetables..."

"And cabin keys." Rachel stated. "So you might end up with someone older or with Carlos, let's hope it's Carlos."

Lydia cheered. "Me and Olivia get the same room!"

Olivia cheered. "Yeah. We can watch Smosh. And shiny things."

Rachel looked at her key as she came out the queue with her timetable and key. "Ellen I think we're in the same cabin. We have the same cabin number." She beamed.

"No Rachel." Ellen started being silly. "Some fuckin' twat put the numbers on your key the wrong way round."

Rachel began laughing.

Charlotte peered. "I'm forever alone again."

"Why? You're not with any of us?" Alexis asked.

"No..." Charlotte shook her head. "I'll probably be stuck with a sane person again."

"Anyway, let's take our stuff to our rooms. Yours is next to mine."

Andrew looked. "Aw, I'm forever alone too!"

Chris laughed. "Ha! Forever alone gay boy."

"Do you want me to get Charlotte to kick your ass?"

"You're not a gay boy."

Charlotte beamed. "Am I scary because I'm insane or because I'm different?"

Chris shook his head. "It's because you can set Galvatron on me."

"Oh!" Charlotte beamed. "Yeah I forgot about that."

"Idiot."

Andrew pouted. "We're forever alone buddies."

Charlotte beamed. "Yeah!"

"Why are you happy about this?"

"I don't know, because I know I shouldn't. What classes do we have?" Charlotte peered over. "We got science together...and we got maths..."

Andrew hugged her. "Yay were still in maths!"

Charlotte grinned. "And still joined at the mind. See you guys later, I got unpacking to do."

~Female corridor~

Charlotte waved Alexis goodbye. "See you in a bit." She heaved her bag into the room, seeing someone else's suitcases in the room. "Prepare for the invading of society." She unpacked her things, putting her Alucard plushie and a photo of her and Starscream on her night stand. "Imma banana..."

A hyper girl ran in with ginger hair. "Hi I'm Bailey."

"Yes! You're not sane!" Charlotte cheered.

"Why is that good?"

"I'm not good around sane people. They scare me."

Bailey grinned. "Well, I guess that's good."

Charlotte nodded. "Insane people make the world go round."

The ginger girl turned to her night stand, seeing a picture of Charlotte and her family. "This your family?"

"Yep." Charlotte nodded. "But I can still entertain myself with arguments on Facebook and Hellsing and Transformers."

"What's Hellsing?"

"A manga set after Dracula." Charlotte stated.

~Later in the day~

~School time~

Andrew had forced Charlotte to sit next to him, the Physics lesson starting. "Hi."

Charlotte looked around. "Where's the others?"

"They should be here soon..." Andrew stroked his invisible beard.

"We're alive!" Ellen burst into the room, followed by Olivia and Lydia.

"Wassup?" Andrew leaned back on his chair.

"You fired!" Charlotte yelled, giggling.

Ellen patted her head. "Nice." She sat down next to her, reading Hellsing.

Charlotte peered over. "Is this the one that Pip appears in?" She looked to the cover. "Yep."

"No Charlotte, it's the one where Luke shits himself." Ellen criticised. "Of bloody course it's the one where pip shows up!"

"Ok." Charlotte grinned, trying not to laugh from Ellen's sarcasm.

"Good afternoon class." A woman came in, her heels clicking.

"Good afternoon miss." The whole class tiredly called.

The woman began writing on the board. "My name...is Miss Tutweiler."

Charlotte yawned. "This should be fun."

Andrew nudged her. "How?"

"A woman teacher Andrew. For Physics!" Charlotte retorted.

"God for a girl you really hate your own gender." Zack, behind her, retorted. "I'm Zack."

"Charlotte." Charlotte shook his hand.

~Near the end of class~

Andrew yawned, most the stuff she was teaching they already knew. "God this is boring."

Ellen nodded. "Yeah, considering we've been in outer space."

"Does she take us for idiots?" Charlotte retorted. "Right, I'm leaving. Call me when something pops up that I don't know."

"And she's been around Hotshot and Galvatron too much." Andrew muttered.

"I'm serious." Charlotte got up and yawned. "If anyone needs me I'll be writing hateful comments about Twilight trailers."

Andrew burst out laughing. "Your dad's not going to be happy when he finds out you skipped."

Charlotte opened the door. "Fifteen minutes Andrew. Fifteen minutes."

"Ok bye!" Andrew waved.

"If you have learnt this, I don't mind you leaving." Miss Tutweiler stated.

"CHARLOTTE WAIT UP!" Andrew charged out the room.

~The female corridor~

Charlotte unlocked her door, Andrew behind her. "You're seriously joining me on writing hateful comments on YouTube about Twilight trailers?"

Andrew shook his head. "No, I just know you're wanting to talk to Starscream so I thought I'd join you."

"You know me so well." Charlotte grinned, getting her NetBook and turning it on. "Now. We wait."

"Doctor who."

"Yeah?"

"We can't watch it can we?" Andrew pouted.

"Fuck." Charlotte blinked.

Starscream's face appeared on the screen. "You're back early."

"Meh, we left early." Charlotte shrugged.

"What did you do?"

"Nothing, it's just everything that they were teaching us we already knew from Red." Andrew shrugged.

"You better not get into trouble."

Andrew sighed. "Screams, we had a teacher who thought we were dumb." He yawned. "Either that or there's just the one class."

Charlotte grinned. "Yeah, I left saying I was going to write hateful comments about Twilight trailers."

"She didn't." Andrew grinned.

"So how is your first day?"

"Boring."

"Shit."

"Charlotte please refrain from swearing."

Charlotte beamed. "No."

Starscream chuckled. "No fights."

Charlotte grinned. "There's this interesting dude called Zack."

Starscream shook his head. "Alright." He spoke to someone off screen. "Charlotte I have to go."

"Why aren't you in class?"

"Hello daddy." Charlotte waved.

"Hey Optimus." Andrew stuck his tongue out.

Optimus chuckled. "I trust you didn't get into trouble then."

Charlotte seemed hurt. "You trust Andrew more than your own daughter?"

"Yes. Yes I do."

"Yeah, we got to leave because we already knew the stuff she was teaching us from you guys and the GCSE books from last year." Andrew leaned back in his chair.

"Good, I'm glad you're ahead of the class." Optimus nodded. "Have fun, I have to sort out Cyclonus. He's a little...hyper today."

"Ok." Andrew waved.

Charlotte turned the webcam off. "Death Note."

Andrew nodded. "Yes. Death Note."

~With Ellen afterwards~

Ellen yawned, stretching her arms as she looked on deck for Rachel, seeing her at the smoothie bar. "Hey Rachel."

Rachel waved. "Hey Ellen."

"No classes yet?"

"We were shown around the boat and that was it, so I came and got a fruit smoothie." Rachel sipped her nearly empty smoothie.

Ellen sat down. "Do they do chocolate?"

"No."

"Aw." Ellen bashed her head constantly on the table.

~Andrew's cabin~

The young blonde male opened his door, seeing his room mate Cody. "Hi Cody."

Cody was neatly piling up his books. "Hi Andrew." He turned to him. "Why did you leave class earlier?"

"We...were home tutored on that sort of thing by Charlotte's family. They're...experts in things revolving round that subject." Andrew thought, hoping it worked.

"Ok." Cody blinked. "Who's Charlotte?"

"Nuts." Carlos appeared in the doorway. "You seen Chris anywhere Andrew?"

Andrew shook his head. "Nope."

"Ok. I bet he's at the arcade!" Carlos slammed his fist into his open hand.

"He's Chris." Andrew shooed him out. "I swear to god I need to introduce you to my friends."

~About two hours before curfew~

Zack, Cody, Andrew and Woody were waiting near the smoothie bar, Zack drinking another smoothie. "These are really nice smoothies."

Cody sighed. "Zack, stop wasting the money, we need it you know."

"I know, don't worry."

"And there goes the infamous sentence which means, I'll not listen to you and blow all our money." Andrew rolled his eyes.

"Wassup?" Charlotte appeared behind him.

"Son of a-" Andrew jumped. "Hi..."

Charlotte beamed. "I'm the Slenderman!"

Zack laughed. "You seriously jumped because she sneaked up on you?"

"Falls for it every time." Ellen approached. "I'm Ellen."

Olivia approached, dragging Lydia. "Lydia, I know the cup is shiny. Oh, hi Andrew."

Andrew introduced them. "This is Olivia and Lydia. She's Charlotte. If you didn't know."

Rad approached. "Zack, you don't mind if I clean do you?"

"Why?"

"I can't find my laptop."

"Nope." Zack grinned.

Charlotte sighed. "Dear god, I bet if I go in that room my OCD alarm will end up going off."

Rad nodded. "It will. Anyway, I won't tidy up much. I just want to find my laptop."

"Ok fine." Zack yawned.

"Thanks." Rad waved.

"And there goes the nerd." Charlotte grinned.

"You can't say much, you're more of a nerd." Andrew grinned.

"I know. Transformers, Hellsing, Star Wars, you name it." Ellen shrugged. "Charlotte's a nut."

Charlotte pouted. "That's mean."

Ellen rubbed her head. "Whatever."

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust." Charlotte quoted.

"Fuck." Ellen muttered.

"Hey, you started it off."

Ellen rubbed her head. "I created a monster."

Charlotte beamed. "No you didn't, I was nuts anyway. Ask papa."

Rad sighed. "Anyway, I'm going to hunt down my laptop."

"Good luck with that." Zack ordered another smoothie.

The following day in the arcade

Charlotte and Chris were on Silent Hill, shooting zombies. "Come on!" She reloaded, shooting again. "Damn..." She whined as she died, Chris following. "Well, we got further than we did before hand."

Chris put his gun back. "Yeah."

"I'm hungry, how about you?" Charlotte leaned on the console and checked for her card when Zack rushed in, chased by Cody. "What you done now?"

"He spent all our money for the entire semester!" Cody yelled.

"Oo..." Chris criticised. "We haven't."

Zack had his hands up. "Hey it was an accident!"

Cody pointed to him. "Now we have no money to buy food!"

"This is like an argument on Facebook." Charlotte smiled. "Guys, break it up."

Lottie: Well, I'm ending here.

Ellen: She's sorry that its short, but she's in a bit of a rush. And she has A-Levels like me.

Lotte: Yeah, the next chapter should be longer. If not I'll give you all free cookies. R and R.